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Word Count: 1620


Bold - Hermione Granger

Italics - Daphne Greengrass


Granger, what's taking you so long?

I have something known as a job. I am not jobless like you so I can just come and go whenever I please.

Your job doesn't start until the first of September. What you're doing now is just study.

But I have to report to-

Granger, you are McGonagall's favorite stu-

Harry is her favorite.

Favorite, second favorite, potato, potato. Does it even matter?

You do know they are not any different when you write them down. It is the pronunciation that changes.

Granger! Did you understand what I was trying to say?

Yes.

Then respond to it.

Well… I will be home in ten minutes.

Good. And rent a copy of The Shining.

Oh Merlin, why of all things did you choose that?

I heard about it from the neighbors. The premise is quite intriguing.

You talk to the neighbors? Those stereotypical frat boys?

Of course I do. Anyways, please go and get it. I really want to watch it.

Fine… I'll get it. But I'm not watching.

Aww… Why not?

You want to watch it, not me.

Then forget it, the entire point of this is lost.

And what might that be? Giving me nightmares?

No... Not nightmares.

Then what?

Daph, what is it?

The neighbors… They said… a common tactic to get a girl in your arms… is to take her to a horror movie.

Oh Merlin… so that's why… Anyways, why would they be discussing how to get a girl with you?

Because I told them we were lesbians.

YOU WHAT?!

Yeah, I told them.

WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

Because I they asked me if they could take you out on a date… And then, I got a little jealous and told them... or rather threatened them to never even think of asking out my girlfriend. Lest they want to forsake their children.

Haha… Wow… Though I would've thought they would ask you out first. Douchebags like them always go for hot girls like you, instead of bookish prudes like me.

Well… they asked about you after I turned them down.

Granger?

Their testicles are getting another warning aren't they?

You bet they are.


Granger, I don't care what you say; those boys had the right idea about horror movies.

Do not remind about last night.

The moment anything even remotely scary comes on, you practically buried yourself in my arms. Last night was blissful.

Last night was disastrous.

Even the part where I held you tight in my arms and kissed you until it was all better.

No…

Good. That's all that matters.


Daph, you are late.

Why do we need to leave so early?

She told us to come over at 6:30 pm. Look at the time. It's 6:35 pm.

Yeah, and we're going to my sister's place, FOR DINNER. We aren't going to class or a Ministry meeting.

I don't care. We shouldn't be late even though it is just dinner.

Fine… I'll be there in a minute… Bossy wench.


Granger, I'm sorry. I really didn't mean that.


Granger, please talk to me.


Hermione, I love you. And I'm really sorry I called you that.


Ms. Greengrass, I request you to please stop sending me flowers to my office. I have a job to do.

But you won't talk to me at home. And I'm really sorry. It just slipped out. You know I never meant it in that way.

That's not the problem. It's just… I start getting insecure…

Granger, we're a couple. We're supposed to fight, and then you're supposed to make me sleep on the couch and then I'm supposed to grovel and make it up to you in the sweetest way possible.

Hmm… I know... but you might be getting tired of me.

I will not! I cannot! It's not possible.

How can you be sure of that?

Because there's a lot of stuff that still haven't done with you. I haven't taken you skydiving. I haven't given you a bath… without having sex. I haven't written a book documenting all of your wondrous expressions.

Why is that even there on your list?

I haven't freaked out my father. I haven't met your parents. I haven't asked you to marry me.

You want to… to marry me?

Of course I do. That's number two on my list.

What is number one?

Waking up in bed next to you when we're eighty years old.

You want to do all of that… with me?

Yes, I want to do it with you. I would never have spent so much time pining for you otherwise. Get it through your head already, I'm in this for the long haul.

I love you.

I love you too… So, can I-

Nope. You still made me look like an angry bitch on her period in front of your sister and Draco Malfoy.

Granger, did you know she slapped me when I told her what happened? She slapped me and then threw me out of her house while screaming about the various ways she would torture me if I didn't get you back.

I'm almost tempted to tell her that you failed.

Please don't. She's quite strong with her magic.

I know… I noticed her grades last year. Second highest in Slytherin in the combined seventh and eighth year batch and ninth overall. She is even better than you.

Don't remind me.

I'll try not to. But it will be quite hard.

Whatever… Can I come back inside the room tonight?

Maybe… If I feel really happy after tonight's dinner, I'll think about it.

I'll get right to it.


Granger, what did you do last night? That was AMAZING.

Daph, can we talk about this once we get home?

Are you alone, in your office reading some book?

Yes.

Then I don't see the problem. By the way, how did you learn to do that? You aren't practicing with some other bitch, are you?

NO! Of course not! I just read about it somewhere.

I might have to start reading again.

That would be quite nice.

Wait, if you read about it in some book. That means you were reading sex stories.

What! No...

Yes, and the only time you read is when you're in the library or when you're in your chamber. That means you could be reading one right now.

Where do you even come up with such stuff?

Don't try to glide over my deduction. I know I'm right. Because it's either this or one of Combo... Cardo… whatever, one of those shitty muggle magazines that instruct you how to live a boring life. And I know you wouldn't even let your corpse near one of those things.

Granger… You just proved me right by avoiding the question.

Whatever, I'll just get myself off fantasizing about you reading lesbian erotica for me.


Did you tell Astoria what time we'd reach her home?

Yes, darling. Though I don't see why we have to waste a weekend just to visit her again. We just visited her a week ago.

I didn't leave the best of impressions on them last time.

No, you did. I didn't leave a good impression on her.

Still, I want to meet them normally for once.

Fine…


Wow, you were right. You really didn't leave a good impression on her.

I told you so.

She slapped you as soon as she saw you, even though you brought me back.

I'm just happy she didn't do much more.

It might not seem like it, but I am too.

Wow… It really shows.

I'm serious. I do not want anything to happen to you.

Thanks love.


Granger, when do you get home?

Why?

Those two guys who live next door are here in our bedroom, and they want to have a foursome. Care to join?


Granger, I'm sorry. It was just a way to get you to come home early.

Who is teaching you such bullshit?

Granger, wh-

Who the fuck is teaching you this bullshit?

The… the neighbors.

I knew it. I'm going to castrate those assholes.

Granger, they're already scared of you.

They'd better be… Just as you should be as well... Daph, I love you the way you are, including the way in which you used to lure me into our bed every night. If I wanted a douchebag, I would've gone straight to them. Why should I come to you when they are the experts?

So Daph, please understand this, I love you the way you are today, and tomorrow I will love the way you will become. But only as long as you are being yourself. Please be yourself, so I can keep loving you.

I'm sorry. I love you too, just the way you are.

Good. Now stop giving me heart attacks.

I gave you a heart attack with that?

Of course. I can't stand the thought of a penis near my girlfriend's vagina, let alone two.

I'm starting to realize how shitty that idea was.

You're just STARTING?

Sorry…

Fine. I'll be home quite late tonight. Wear my favorite scarlet underwear for me won't you?

Of course love.

I love you.

I love you too.


Daph, did you do that thing last night?

Yeah. Thought I'd try copying you.

You were right. It was AMAZING.

Told you so. Anyways, come home quickly tonight. Last night you were home so late, I nearly had to get myself off. The only reason I waited was because I was sorry.

I will try.

Alright. Just remember, I'm waiting eagerly.

Okay.

In my underwear.

I'll think about it.

With a hand down my panties, thinking of you.

I knew you'd cave. Haha Gra-


How was it?

Not my best one to date. But it's alright.

Let me know what you think in a review.

EDIT: Made a few grammar corrections and sentence improvements.