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Word Count: 1947
Challenge: Are you Crazy Enough To Do It Challenge
Prompt: 117. (character) Minerva McGonagall
Bold - Hermione Granger
Italics - Daphne Greengrass
Underlined - Minerva McGonagall
Granger, what is a computer? I just came across an advert for it while I was watching Friends reruns.
I take it you like Friends.
It's pretty good. I quite didn't like them at first, but Chandler and Phoebe are my favorite characters. I don't like Ross though. He's quite annoying.
Good to see you found something of interest on TV. Anyway, a computer is somewhat like a TV, but you interact with it. You can type stuff on it, play a few games, chat with someone through the internet, send emails and so much more. It's probably one of the most amazing things muggles have made.
Oh…
I'll take you to a computer store tomorrow so you can see it with your own eyes. Though I still have no clue why you need to go shopping for new clothes just to meet my parents.
I have to make sure that they realize that their daughter is getting the best in the market. It's all part of a plan to convince your Mom that I'm here to stay.
I honestly do not know how that is going to work, but okay. If that helps your confidence then it might be worth it. Anyway, now get to work. It is almost 9.
Okay… I love you.
I love you too.
I still cannot believe you told the guy at the computer store that I didn't understand computers because I was from a remote island off the coast of Australia.
Well… we were quite lucky that you could do an Australian accent. I'm honestly surprised you are so talented. Too bad I had to rush back to Hogwarts, otherwise I might've taken that Australian tongue even further down south.
I have created a sex monster… and I love her.
Haha… Just don't ever let my Mom find this sheet. Otherwise we're done.
Granger, how long before you get home?
Hermione left Hogwarts about ten minutes ago.
Why am I getting terrible flashbacks from that handwriting?
I should hope that you remember my handwriting Ms. Greengrass. I have always had a lot to say about the… less than adequate quality of your transfiguration essays.
Fu-…
Good to see you managed to realize your mistake before you finished the word. Hermione seems to be having a positive influence on you.
I… cannot actually disagree with you on that, Professor McGonagall.
Although, your influence on her, in particular her sex life… I must say I am less than pleased.
Professor McGonagall, please do not think negatively of her for any of this.
Oh, no Ms. Greengrass, I could never blame Hermione for any of this. Please understand that you are the only person I am blaming for her transformation.
Thank you so much… and could I please request you to refrain from reading any further.
As much as I want to do that myself, unfortunately I am terrible when it comes to gossip.
Fuck!
Language, Ms. Greengrass.
Sorry… But please do not tell anyone about any of this.
Of course not. I do not perpetuate gossip... but I am just prone to craving it when I find some.
Okay, thank you Professor.
Professor, I am so so sorry. I am extremely embarrassed about this.
It's alright Hermione, as I've already told Ms. Greengrass, I do not blame you for this. Though I must say there is one good thing that came out from this incident.
I cannot think of any, Professor.
Previously, I was skeptical that Ms. Greengrass would prove a worthy partner for you. But she's doing much better than I imagined. She truly loves you, and I can tell that even without reading the rest of this.
Thank you so much for your first compliment to me, Professor.
Oh dear, have I set off her ego again? I'm sorry Hermione.
I'm afraid you have, Professor. But it's alright, I can deal with it… I'll come and get my sheet in a few minutes.
Floo into my office dear, I can Apparate there and leave it on my desk for you. I've already closed off the floo to my home, and it would be a hassle to reopen it or change the wards so you can Apparate.
Alright, Professor.
Daph, I have a problem.
Tell me love.
You have to go pick Mom and Dad up from the airport.
Okay.
I really don't want to do this, but Harry needs me to come help him with some Auror stuff.
You aren't going back out into the field or doing something crazy again, are you?
No love. It's just something he wants me to identify.
Then it better not be infested with dark magic. Because I will shove it up Potter's arse if something happens to you.
Thank you love. But no, it's something related to Runes and Transfiguration.
Okay, good. Tell me what time and which flight. I will go pick them for you.
Thank you so much, Daph.
I'm starting to like being thanked by people for loving you.
Then keep doing it.
I will.
And it's BA0016, landing at 2 in the afternoon.
Daph, have they reached yet?
Their flight just landed, they must be at the baggage counter.
Okay.
Granger, they're here. We're in the car and heading home.
Alright. I'll be home in about two hours.
DAPH! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!
Granger, calm down…
NO, I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU CONVINCE HER TO ACCEPT YOU AS MY GIRLFRIEND?! I mean, I come home scared for my life about how she's going to take it and suddenly I find the two of you having a blast while cooking dinner. My first thought was that you still hadn't told her, but then she calls you my girlfriend… and now she loves you so much she kicked my dad out to the living room with me so she could spend more time with you… How the fuck did you do it?
I… I'm not telling you.
WHAT! You can't do that! That's a criminal offence. You can't just make everything right in my world and not tell me how the fuck you did it!
Granger, calm down… Your father's going to wake up from all the screaming. I can almost hear you in here.
… There, I cast a silencing spell on myself. Now spill, how did you convince my Mom?
I… I… told her about… I can't do it, it's too much for me… Ask your mother yourself. Good night. I love you.
No… don't do that to me…
Ugh… now I'm never going to sleep tonight.
Daph… You told my Mom about the war…
Hmm… Not exactly, love… I told your mother about how you made life in the war… easier. And it's a story that I will never tell you, because it's too embarrassing.
Okay… I guess I can stand to find out about that story from someone else. But remember that I will find out about it.
I never said you wouldn't.
Good… But I don't understand how you knew this would work.
Well, it was actually thanks to McGonagall. She's quite motherly when it comes to you, and not in a Molly Weasley sort of way. I just saw what worked with her and replicated that with your mother.
Well, I'm happy that it worked for our relationship. Though the pitch for my lesbianism was a complete failure.
I wonder how that happened.
Apparently, the only time she will readily accept my sexual orientation is if I'm dating you. She made sure I understood that if I ever break up with you to the point that we will never get back together, she is going to push me to become a straight girl again.
It's a good thing we don't ever intend for that to ever happen.
Yeah. I love you too much for that.
Good.
Anyway, what happened last night? What did the two of you do together?
Careful with how you word that, Granger. You don't want to seem inappropriate.
Eww… gross, Daph. Don't make me imagine that…
Haha…
Shut up.
Fine… We talked for a little, she told me she'd send over your baby pictures next time.
Oh Merlin, no…
Oh yes… that's payback for doing the same with my sister.
Fine… I guess you can have that.
She also said she would send over all of those drawings you made in that book of yours.
Why?! She's already sending the pictures!
At Slytherin, we are taught that payback must always surpass the initial offence.
Ugh… Great…
Anyway, the real problem is your father. I don't think he likes me very much.
Which father is ever nice to their baby girl's partner?
How should I know? It's not like I've been around normal fathers all my life.
Granger, what happe-
You didn't have to Apparate home to give me a kiss and a hug, love. Your parents were pretty freaked out at your sudden appearance.
Yes, I did. And they'll get used to it.
Hmm… so when do you come home for real?
I'll be back in an hour and then I'm free for the rest of the week.
Why did you even have to go today? You could've just stayed.
I had to come in today because I was behind schedule. And none of us have to guess whose fault that is. If you hadn't constantly distracted me with sex, I wouldn't be in this predicament.
Hey, I was just making up for the 4 days we'll have to go without because your parents are here.
Please don't remind me about that.
Okay… but head home quickly.
Daph…
Yes, love?
What you said earlier got me thinking…
And?
Do you think you can take a visit to the grocery store downstairs?
Why? Do you need something?
Apparate here from there… I think we can take a 15 minute tour of my office.
Only 15? I thought you could hold out for longer.
Oh, I can hold out for much longer. You know that well enough.
We'll see how long you can go.
Bring it on.
We're fully grown 18 year olds who are about start earning on their own soon, and yet he still grounded us.
Granger, we came home an hour late, completely worn out, wearing each other's shirt and without any groceries. It was quite obvious what we were doing… Now I get why fathers don't like their daughter's partners.
I know… but grounding us by sending us to different rooms? It's lucky they don't know about the sheet, otherwise they would've confiscated this along with our wands.
Well, it's only for an hour a day for the duration of their stay here. It's not that bad.
I guess… You're still fine with loving me forever, right?
Of course I am. I thought we were past this.
Well, that was with me. And this is with my family. And-
Hermione, I love you and your family.
I love you too. But I… uh… I…
It's fine love. I understand.
I'm sorry.
It's okay… Now to liven up the mood, how about some message sheet sex?
Hmm… You know, that isn't exactly a bad idea.
Really?
Yeah, you did manage to hide your sheet well enough after we left the Burrow. And we have been teasing each other for quite a few times now. Also, we have an hour to kill every day for the next few days, so I don't see why not.
Daph, are you dancing?
Maybe…
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