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Tigress woke up on a cold stone surface. Everything hurt.

She slowly got back up on her feet.

"So you are finally awake." Said Baihu, who was standing just eighteen feet away from her. That was the first time she heard him sound winded and tired.

First thing she noticed about him was his strange posture, he stood completely still on his left leg with right hand over his head touching the ceiling.

"What happened?" She asked.

"It's a long story, you just need to know that I am currently holding this boulder, I have a broken arm and a dislocated ankle and if we want to get out of here alive, I need you to pop it back into my socket."

"What!?"

"To put it simply, I need you to go grab my right leg and pull at my foot, while simultaneously twisting it to the left."

"But I cannot, I've never…"

"Listen, I can hold this thing only for a few more minutes if we are lucky, so you need to hurry. I am sure you can do it."

Baihu slowly stuck out his leg as she took a few nervous steps to him, this had to be the most stressful experience of her life.

At first his leg looked fine, but when her eyes adjusted to the darkness it became obvious that Baihu was seriously injured.

Tigress slowly took his foot in her hands and started to pull on it.

"No!" he said firmly when she tried to twist it.

"What's wrong!?" Tigress asked with panic as she let go.

"Wrong side." Answered Baihu calmly.

"But you said left!"

"When I said left, I meant mine left not yours." He said with a tired smile.

"How can you be so calm?"

"I promise I will explain everything, but please get it over with, time is almost literally slipping through my fingers."

Without a second wasted Tigress once again grabbed his ankle and began slowly turning it until it made cracking sound, which was so gross she felt like puking. Just when she was about to let go for the second time Baihu spoke up just in time to stop her.

"Come on it's almost done."

With newly gained courage she continued until the bones made a quick snapping sound as they got back in the right places.

"Ahhh much better, thanks."

Tigress just stood there frozen taking in slow breaths.

"Um Tigress, you can let go now."

"Of-of course."

As sound as she did, his leg hit the ground with a strong thud as he put the weight on it and just soon as he moved so did the boulder.

"Now please go behind me and when you see an opening crawl out of here."

"But, what about you?"

"Don't worry, I have a plan, I promise." He said as he began to walk forward with the rock. It made some scraping noises from touching the walls of the chasm. Then out of nowhere an opening appeared. Tigress quickly climbed out and when she did Baihu let out a fierce growl before pushing the boulder with all of his remaining strength up and quickly jumping backwards, landing on his back. He was in great luck, because the rock only missed him by an inch as it fell back down.

And so he laid there gasping for air, covered in blood, bruises, sweat and dirt.

"Did that just happen?" Tigress asked still shaking.

"I am not sure myself." Baihu said as he carefully got up.

"So can you tell me now WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?"

"Well, there are some assassins who are targeting me and my guess is that they blew up the bridge, when they tried to kill me."

"I have so many questions."

"Then shoot."

"How are we still alive!?"

"Well, I used one of my "fancy techniques", as you called them, to save us from that land slide."

"Who were those guys?"

"Probably some elite mercenaries send from India by their ruler."

"Why does the ruler of India want to kill you?"

"He does not like me because…" was all he could say before passing out from the exhaustion combined with the blood loss.


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