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Po woke up to the sound of alarm bell ringing from the village. He got off of the bed, out of the Palace and began running down the steps.

It didn't take long until the others joined him.

"Does anyone know what we are up against?" Mantis asked from Monkeys shoulder as they ran.

"My money's on the Scorpion. We haven't heard from her in some time." Said Monkey.

"I swear if I see that six-legged crawling sneaky little… Po started.

"Hey!"

"Sorry Mantis, nothing against insects."

"It's cool, you should have seen that look on your face." Mantis smiled victoriously.

They arrived to the village just in time to fight the croc bandits.

-One minute later-

All of the bandits were tied up at the village centre.

"Couldn't you guys at least wait till the morning? We are missing our beauty sleep, just look at the bags under Tigress' eyes, you caused that!" Po whined, earning a growl from her in the process.

"We are so sorry for the inconvenience, please…"

"Goddamn it, Gary! Don't apologize to our enemies!" Fung shouted.

"My name is Gahri!"

"Not this again, Gary!"

As the crocodiles began to argue between themselves a loud stomping could be heard as the Constable Hu approached them with twenty guards behind him.

"Guys, look! Maybe we will get some reward! You know I was saving for those nunchucks" Po exclaimed.

As the elephant reached them, his guards completely surrounded the whole team.

"Masters of the Jade Palace, you are under arrest." Hu announced officially.

Everyone went wide-eyed.

"What for?"

"You are using kung fu without a permit again." The elephant informed.

"What!? But our old permit is still valid. We got it just three months ago." Viper argued.

"The emperor has decided that every permit from now on needs a special stamp which yours lacks."

"But that's not fair! We didn't even get an official notice!" Po said.

"The law doesn't oblige me to deliver this notice after you have been given twenty warnings. I am sorry to say this, but this time I will have to personally escort to the Chorh-Gom Prison."

"WHAT!?" They all said in unison.

Feng started laughing.

"You are going with them and for a long time."

"Whatever, we are locked in there all the time at least you take them with us this time."

Just as they were about to put their hands in shackles a voice from the stairs disturbed them.

"What is all the ruckus about this time? I swear if it's Hundun again I'll personally break every bone in his body." Baihu said as he limped to them.

"Stand aside civilian! I am conducting a very serious investigation over here."

"First of all my name is Baihu, second of all I ask you to inform me what are my students harassed for?"

After a few minutes of explaining Baihu took a step closer to the elephant and looked him dead in the eye.

"Let me make this clear, you are arresting the students of the Jade Palace after they successfully saved this village from a bandit attack."

"Stand back civilian or I will have you detained as well."

"You mean those clowns, why don't you bring the whole circus? Let's go back to the Palace." He ordered and the seven of them began heading back home.

Constable Hu just stood there dumbfounded by the insolence of the white tiger.

"Capture them!" Hu yelled when he finally came to his senses.

Guards reacted quickly as they blocked their path and pointed their spears directly at Baihus neck.

"If you like your ability to move freely, get out of my way." Baihu ordered coldly.

"And who is gonna make us? Your stick?" All of the guards laughed at that.

"Master, we are not allowed to fight against the imperial guard." Crane reminded him.

Baihu smiled.

"Never mind, I will just knock them out myself."

Before anyone could stop him he leaped into the battle.

-Literary ten seconds later-

It was hard to grasp how, but Baihu turned every one of the rhinos into a living statue. All they could do was blink and breathe.

Everyone was silent.

"Let's go, I wish to see the end of the beautiful dream I had."

"Have you lost your mind!? We are criminals now! If this gets to the emperor, the whole Jade Palace will be closed forever and they will execute us!" Tigress angrily broke the silence.

"Hmm…the emperor… now here's an idea. Hey, you, the elephant with the funny hat, did emperor order these permits?"

"Y-Yes."

"Could you please tell if the current emperor still resides in the same palace as his predecessors?"

"H-He does."

"Okay then, I will return in two days." Baihu said and began walking in the direction of the village exit.

Tigress' mind clicked. He couldn't be serious.

"You wouldn't…" she turned to face Baihu only to find an empty space.

Everyone stared in silent horror as the white tiger disappeared.

-Two days later-

The panic in the Jade Palace reached its crescendo.

Po, Monkey and Crane were planning an escape to Mongolia, Mantis was hiding under a bowl in the kitchen, Tigress hiding in the forest Rambo style, Viper posing as an umbrella with Cranes hat and Shifu thinking about burning the Palace and changing his name.

That's when it happened.

The main door opened and Baihu walked inside with two scrolls under his casted arm humming a song.

Shifu was the first one to arrive.

"What were you thinking!? Do you have any idea…"

"Here's your permit and here's the confirmation that states that the emperor fully pardons any crimes committed by the residents of the Jade Palace. Now please let me rest, it's been a long journey."

Baihu walked around Shifu heading to his room and handing him the scrolls in the process.

"Oh and I almost forgot…expect emperor to visit the Palace tomorrow."

Shifu fainted.


I enjoyed writting this.