Extra Life. Uncomfortable Comfortable Situation

When I, Mint Borrow, woke up this morning, I found myself in a pretty weird situation.

"Hmm…"

Rina is hugging me on my bed. And she's naked. Well, I'm naked too, but that's because I have slept that way ever since I was a Fairy.

I try to take her arm out of my body, but she just hugs me even tighter. I know this situation must be dreamlike to many people, but I don't want to see Rina with erotic eyes. She's just my friend.

"Ham, are you awake?"

"Working… on that…"

Ham starts rubbing his eyes, and puts his eye patch on his right eye before sitting on his bed.

"Good morning, Mint. I can see you're… enjoying the moment? Abhorring it?"

"Abhorring it. Please help me with this."

Ham stands up and pulls up Rina, but that only makes her hug me from the top!

"Ham, you aren't helping, that only made it worse!"

"Sorry, I cannot use my full strength while I'm sleepy."

He takes the blanket aside, and starts pulling Rina again. She just hugs even tighter! I can feel her boobs pressing against my chest!

"Ham!"

"Sorry, but it isn't working."

"Guys, why are yelling so much?"

Rito enters the room with sleepy eyes, but once he rubs them he can see the weird situation I'm in.

"… I didn't know you and Rina were on that kind of relationship."

"We aren't!"

"Well, if I find a guy who has a girl hugging him tightly while both of them are naked and sharing a bed, it's logical to think that they made it."

"Maybe it is, but you know that I'm dating Mikano, why would I make it with Rina?!"

"I don't know; casual sex?"

"Just shut up and help me!"

Rito and Ham pull Rina up, but she just gets over me! She's on the single most erotic position now!

"Take her out of me! Her butt is touching my royal parts!"

Rito looks at my private zone like that was my point!

"Well, I can see two things. 1, she has a nice butt. 2, you're aroused."

"I just wake up a few minutes ago! What were you expecting?!"

"Ok, I think I got a plan."

Rito ignores what I said a moment ago and changes the subject.

"There's an easy answer to this. Ham, use [Dimension Change] on Rina."

Ham and I are dumbfounded by Rito's plan… why didn't I think of that before?

Ham takes out his eye patch and uses his [Sacred Gear] on Rina. Now she appeared on the top of my important stick!

"I'm not going to take her off."

Rito says that with complete determination. Ham, who is one of the 3 people who has touched the royal stick including myself, takes Rina and returns her to normal size on his bed.

"See, problem solved."

I take my boxers and put them on. Then, Ham asks a weird question.

"Now that I took my eye patch off, can I return Haruka to normal?"

"Sure, where is he?"

"He's right there."

Ham points at our dresser, but I cannot see him. I get close to it, and I see Haruka is just sitting on the top! Ham returns him to normal as he gets off of our dresser.

"Thanks for the help, Ham."

"If spying people truly helps you to sleep, then you're welcome. Sorry if we awoke you with our yells, that was a sensitive situation."

"I forgive you for that. By the way, I have something to ask you, Mint."

"What is it?"

"Did you say "royal parts" because you're a prince or it is just a euphemism?"

I shoot a demonic energy ball right to Haruka's face.

"If anyone mentions this situation again, then you know what's coming."

I go out of the bedroom to take a bath. I need to take Rina's smell out of my body.

When I return to my bedroom only wearing a towel, Rina is there. And she's still naked!

"Ham told me what happened… I'm sorry."

"You don't to- hey, what are you doing?!"

She hugs me once again! Her boobs are pressing against my chest again!

"Mikano told me you're a good hugging pillow. I can see she's right."

I just keep hugging Rina for a while until she decides to stop.

"By the way, I want you to know that if you make it with Mikano, I'm going to know it."

She kisses my cheek and leaves the room.

I don't even know how to react to that!

Volume 3 – End