Chapter 1
Every so often, we all gaze into the abyss. It's a depressing fact of life that eventually the clock expires; eventually, the sand in the hourglass runs out. It's the leaving behind of everything that matters to us that hurts the most.
-Ben Shapiro
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I don't own Naruto
Speech-"Hello"
Thoughts-Hello/Actions
Talking to inner-'Hello'
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There was one-hundred-and one way's I think the universe could possibly fuck me over, but this was not one of them. I bitterly sat still while I was getting my diaper changed by the one and only Mebuki Haruno. Mebuki Haruno that was married to the one and only Kizashi Haruno, and had a daughter with the said man named Sakura Haruno. Mebuki Haruno that lived in a nice little village called Konohagakure, the same Konohagakure was part of an anime called Naruto. I was fucked in my last life and now I'm fucked in this one, great.
"Aww, Kizashi look I wonder what she's thinking about that's making her make that face," Mebuki said while looking Abe me with the happiness of a new mother
"Maybe she doesn't like that you're changing her diaper Mebuki?" Suggested Kizashi
"Well whatever it is she's very aware of her surroundings for just 3 months old"
So I'm 3 months old that's…. interesting?
"You can say that again, but that just show's us how smart our little Sakura-chan is! Mebuki"
The strange man with the pink pale hair was a very interesting character. Who knew a person could actually make flowers appear out of nowhere and float around their head like that.
"Well, your all done Sakura-chan! here stay on the blanket and don't cause too much trouble while ka-chan and tou-chan make dinner kay"
After Mebuki or I should now be calling ka-chan set me down on the disgustingly cotton candy pink blanket. I just stared up at the ceiling as I tried to remember what had happened before I was birth, again.
Just 3 months ago I wasn't Sakura Haruno, I was Nagi Sato a Successful 25-year-old surgeon. I was on the way to my local bank to make a withdraw, but on my way home I was held at gunpoint. I guess I was too slow for their tastes, cause all I heard was the trigger being pulled then nothing.
I didn't even realize I had died in the first place till I woke up in a hospital room screaming while I was held by a dirty blond woman. That I later learned was Mebuki and my new ka-chan. Is my acceptance of my current situation so soon a good thing or bad?. Should I have put up more of a fight?. Curse the world?
so back to my current situation, well there's no use crying over spilled milk. Fact, I got reincarnated into the Naruto anime and there's no way to change that.
if I remember correctly Sakura was a fangirl of Sasuke Uchiha, damn I should have paid attention to the details of the anime instead of just skipping to all the fights. Welp, there's no way in hell am I going to repeat that just for the plot to go the same as canon.
I frowned.
Canon Sakura was also a medic-nin sadly that wasn't till later. The minute I can get some medic-nin training I'm going become an Iryō Ninjutsu user. As fast as I can I refuse to let all of my years of medical terminology to got to waste.
Then we have all the near-death situations team 7 has been on wave mission, the chunin exams, sand invasion, pain, the fourth shinobi world war and that's not even counting the movies. Then again there's no guarantee that I'm going to but put on team 7
"Sakura-chan feeding time"
I blanched
breast milk did not have a good taste I have no Idea how babies chug the stuff
Scene change
I now understand why the shinobi of Konohagakure avoided the hospital like it was the black plague getting poked and prodded by foreign chakra was not fun it also didn't help that your own chakra itched under your skin
"Is everything alright with her medic-nin san? Your frown isn't really helping with my nerves"
huh? what frown?
"It's nothing drastic Haruno-san it's just that I have never seen a baby girl with this much charka at this age"
So is that a good thing or a bad thing your not really helping us by stating the problem and frowning
"Is that a good thing or a bad thing?"
"It just mean's she's going to have more chakra than the average girl, when she's older she just needs to practice chakra control more it shouldn't be too hard"
After the quick checkup Mebuki scooped me up, she only took a second to make sure the appalling pink blanket was wrapped around me properly she then gave the medic-nin a swift thanks turned on her heel and walked out the check-up room
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Authors Note
Was it good?, did you guys like it I'm still looking for a beta reader I have trouble writing enough to make a decent length chapter but please review to let me know I'm doing something right (or wrong and I should continue to write for this)
originally I had a lot more written for this chapter but I decided to put them in later chapters or to just get rid of it (now that I'm checking it, it's very short)
Authors Question: if you could pick which Naruto character to be reincarnated as who would you pick?
p.s. I have no schedule for this I write when I want to and have the time to
