A/N: Completely disheveled in her yukata looks like she saw a battle field. "I think...I think I've finally figured out fanfiction. My story outlines look like they should on the website. I think..." *begins to eyeball the whisky*
Disclaimer: Fairy Tail doesn't belong to I.
Chapter 3-The Drunkard
A very loud crash, some stumbling, what she swore was the bathroom door practically breaking off its hinges followed by a hurl, caused Lucy to wake up in the middle of the night. Leaving Happy on the couch turned on the light to the bathroom, only to see the once proud fire mage halfway to the toilet, with one hand in the bowl while his own emissions covered his buttoned up vest.
"Happy wake up, I need you!"
Happy immediately complied, hearing her from across the apartment, to help Lucy pick up Natsu. He didn't get the best grip and accidentally dropped the fire mage over onto her person.
Natsu hung his head down and groggily pointed up and dropped his hand only to throw up more, except all down her chest and stomach."Stop… the vehicle… Lucy….."
"AAwwwwuuuggghhh! WHY ME?!" This is why she told Natsu that drinking with Cana would be a very bad idea, knowing if he ever got plastered it would be worse than his motion sickness.
"Happy, I keep some emergency Hakobe ice in my freezer. Go get it." She attempted to get the dragon slayer into the tub, achieving very little with his arms hanging over the edge, followed by immediate grunting on her part. "How…are you.. so… heavy..."
"But I thought we gave that ice to the people who posted the job all those years ago."
You could hear a bemoaned sound of suffering from the man now half in and out of the tub.
"I'll explain later, just go get it!"
"Aye, sir!"
After great effort, finally pushed him the rest of the way into the tub as she followed suit. Lucy stripped out of her pajamas and pulled Natsu's clothes off as well, except his boxers, thinking that he can deal with it when he's sobered some.
Happy arrived at the scene holding a small chunk of Hakobe ice, to witness a drunken and delirious Natsu against a very naked Lucy.
"Lucy is perverted…"
"I will tear your whiskers off, if you continue with that thought."
"Too late." Happy had a very mischievous grin.
Clenching her teeth hissed."Just, bring me, the Hakobe ice…."
He flew and sat on the edge of the tub. "Here ya go Lucy."
Lucy took the Hakobe ice and forced Natsu to eat a piece of it, then turned on the hot water washing both of them in order to get rid of the foul smell. "After learning how useful Hakobe ice was, I posted a job with a 40,000 jewel reward to other guilds. I keep it around for emergencies."
Happy watched with concern as Lucy diligently took care of the fire mage by washing his hair, then saw her staring at him grimly, "Uhhh... how did his vomit get on your fur?"
Happy's eyes went wide, then he went green, which turned into to his cheeks puffing up, "No, no no no no no" Lucy started to panic with Natsu's head now lulled against her shoulder as she wrapped her arms underneath his torso propping him up as much as possible, while the water came down against their skin. There was little she could do to avoid it as the blue Exceed barfed all over both of them.
You could hear her screams of detest from a mile away.
It took most of the night to get all three of them and the bathroom cleaned up. The Hakobe ice did wonders for both her boys.
SsS
He awoke in the tub hazy and realized after sitting up, that his body was clean everywhere else except his boxers. Turning his head found Happy and Lucy cuddling against the bathroom wall. She was in a fresh, vomit free, soft blue tank top and black underwear. Natsu, still fairly drunk but no longer queasy, changed into fresh black briefs he recently started to keep over at her apartment, then picked her up and carried both her and Happy over to the pink fluffy bed. After laying them down he joined in with them as he placed his arms behind his head to stare at the ceiling, contemplative on his previous conversation with the guys.
SsS
Gray and Laxus of all people had been down his throat about none other than Lucy.
"She has waited long enough don't you think?" Placing hands on his hips, had already stripped down to his boxers.
"What are you talking about?" Natsu, carefree as always, sincerely had no idea what Gray was on about.
"You aren't making any sense." He crossed his legs and put his well-toned arms behind his head, bored with this conversation.
"Natsu, surely you can't be this dense." Laxus put his hands over his eyes wondering how he got involved in this conversation in the first place, oh right he too wanted answers, "Are you in love with Lucy, or not." Straight to the point, because that's all the fire mage would understand.
Natsu practically fell out of his seat and gave a really sharp hesitant look in Laxus's direction "I….what makes you think I am? She's nakama right?" He resumed his previous relaxed position.
Striking yellow blonde hair with his kept cut from a few years ago, put his fist in the table breaking it to splinters which knocked Natsu to the floor. "You know, that we know you, better than that." He didn't understand how the kid could be so stupid. Did he think they were dumb? There's no way Natsu...
'…Wait this is Natsu. Yes of course he can be that blind...'
Scanning for a certain blonde, not wanting her to hear any of this brushed himself off. "Get off it." He was getting royally pissed off being drilled into.
He gestured to the door with one arm "Fine, someday someone tall, dark and powerful, will come along and openly shower her with sappy shit." Crossing his arms was very pleased with himself, because his statement received a nice reaction.
Natsu was now standing two inches from his rival's face, still having to look slightly up at him. But not too much they were practically the same height.
"Jealous much?" Gray decided to push him further knocking his forehead with Natsu's. "In fact, I see guys asking her out all the time. She almost said yes to a few." He knew he was pushing hard buttons and covered his fist in ice prepared for the brawl, which froze anything else around him.
The dragon slayer burst his own fist in flames, which caught surrounding booths on fire. He was done with their prodding about things he felt they had no business prying into. Not to mention the very thought of Lucy being with anyone got his blood to boil, but why was that?
Laxus waved them off, leaving before he got caught in the middle of it as more insults were thrown around. "I'm out guys, Natsu really just snag the girl." Though he knew his presence had long been forgotten.
"What's it to you!" One good punch to Gray's gut had been blocked by ice.
"How dense are you flame nuts?" Gray made an ice hammer and attempted to crash it into Natsu's skull.
"I bet your dick is so frozen, that Juvia can't use it." Blocking the attack by melting the ice went at it. Both were even in magical strength, so it was thrown to the wayside and it became physical.
SsS
Rolling over to face Lucy, brought his chest to press against her back as she wiggled subconsciously intertwining their legs to get comfortable against him. Natsu adjusted himself as he buried his nose into her hair, breathing in greedily. There were rare moments like this when all his walls came down. The girl in his arms was the only one who could do that to him.
"Like hell, I'll let anyone take you." Her response was a shift to lay on her back and smacking him in the face while still asleep.
"Weirdo."
