Dr. Hoshi sighed as he was sitting at his desk, shaking his head. "I can't believe we're actually doing this."
"I don't. It's a Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus fanfiction," Bowser Jr. commented while he spun around his Gadd Paintbrush.
The entire class was situated in a McDonald's that was located in the Mushroom City, with the Mushroom Kingdom High School having been evacuated due to an earthquake. Toadsworth was looking at the wrecked high school, with Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha next to him.
"Well, this is a tough pickle to clean!" Toadsworth commented, adjusting his glasses. "Yep. Looks like you boys need to get cleaning."
Petey roared angrily while moving his big green leaves about, shaking his head as he disagreed with Toadsworth.
Toadsworth chuckled as he turned around, facing Petey. "Don't fret, Petey, of course you'll get all the food you want."
Petey groaned loudly as he dropped his head, with Dry Bowser comforting him by patting the mutated Piranha Plant on the back.
"Don't feel bad, Petey. He's an old man." Dry Bowser whispered to Petey, with Toadsworth not hearing anything he muttered. "Thankfully too ancient at that."
Back at the McDonald's...
"All right, none of you try and sneak out to eat." Dr. Hoshi commented, hearing everyone groan as he glared at the back. "That means you, fatass."
"D'oh I'm Missing a perfect opportunity," Wario growled and he shook his fists, gritting his teeth. "If only I could get my hands on a Big Mac..."
"Pfft, burgers. I want some fries, and the larger, the better!" Diddy exclaimed as he rubbed his hands together, a glow in his eyes.
Yoshi licked his lips as he rubbed the back of his head with his left hand. "You know what I could go for? Chicken nuggets. Now that's something I want to munch on."
Toadette's stomach grumbled loudly which made her groan, placing her hands on her stomach as she slightly blushed from embarrassment. "Guys come on, please stop it, you're making me hungry..."
"And I still need a potty!" Daisy exclaimed as she whimpered, shaking her head as tears came rolling down her eyes. "I don't think I can hold it in anymore! I might have an accident!"
Metal Mario who was there because the story was running out of hated filler slots to make cheap slapstick out of was about to comment when he got hit in the face by a Double Cheeseburger.
"Sorry!" One of the Biddybuds exclaimed and blinked, somehow being capable of holding a burger.
Funky Kong continued relaxing like he did, moving his right foot about. "Just stay cool and relax. There's no need to stress out."
"Yeah, I'm with Funky on this one." The 1st member of the DK Krew commented as he openly ate his bananas.
Bowser Jr. glared back at Donkey. "DK! Dr. Hoshi basically said not to eat anything!"
"He was referring to McDonald's," Expand Dong rebutted as he continued munching on his banana.
"Actually I meant all foods, you dick," Dr. Hoshi scolded as he murmured in annoyance.
The leader of the bunch frowned as he lowered his banana bunch, feeling uncomfortable as everyone stared awkwardly at him.
Peach giggled as she waved her right hand about. "McDonald's makes me gassy!" She then let out a smelly but cute little poot.
"Anything makes you gassy, Pootstool." Toad debunked as he rolled his eyes, continuing to play around with his erasers.
Luigi was about to suggest something, but he felt his overalls feeling stuffy. He gawked, looking down to see that his overalls were filled with straws.
Waluigi laughed as he placed his hands on his hips, having secretly stuffed straws into Luigi's overalls. "What a loser!"
Bowser was scratching some doodles on his notepad, mostly of him beating up Mario. "There's a way to take your mind off the nonsense, you know."
"By drawing images of you beating me up?" Mario commented as he glanced over to see Bowser's drawing.
Birdo was readjusting her red colored bow as she did her best to stay cool and collective. "Come on, everyone, can't you just stay calm?"
"Unfortunately, given the way this fanfic is set up, that is borderline impossible." Dr. Hoshi commented as he sighed, the commotion caused by the customers and McDonald's coworkers not helping.
