"So I take it that today's class will be something special, as usual?" Bowser Junior asked as he was writing down several things in his notebook.

Dr. Hoshi nodded as he was drawing on the chalkboard with a purple chalk. "Perhaps, yes." He responded as he kept drawing.

"Will it have us questioning the things we like?" Donkey Kong mumbled while eating through another of his many golden bananas.

Dr. Hoshi dusted off his white lab coat. "It could be something like that..."

"...Then why the hell is it that we're in a friggin' desert?" Bowser asked as he moved his burly hands around, feeling the sweat going through his big spiky green shell.

The classroom was indeed in a desert, specifically the prepped up Dry Dry Desert as seen in Mario Kart 8, being near the watery oasis on the western end, with the high school itself still being worked on.

Speaking of which...


"If I, were king, of the forest!" Toadsworth sang as he proudly stood on his desk within his office, wearing a bad Donkey Kong outfit as he had his hands on his hips, his eyes closed. "Not Queen, not duke, not prince."

"Duh nun nun!" Petey Piranha sang along in Gilbert Gottfried's voice as Dry Bowser rolled his eyes, both of them cleaning up Toadsworth's office.

"Why didn't I just go to Universal Studios..." Dry Bowser angrily muttered to himself in disappointment while grabbing some old books and placing them into a bag.


Back at the not so dry Dry Dry Desert, Dr. Hoshi was trying to teach class as everyone else were acting their usual self, with Wendy O' Koopa filling in for the class punchbag, of which it was getting to its final point...

"I get taken away from the Wendy's in the Coconut Mall for this?" Wendy remarked in annoyance as she had her arms crossed, being disgruntled that she was brought to a much hotter place than the tropical beach for which she was in.

"Hey, it could be worse." Funky Kong stated to Wendy as he wrapped his arm around her. "You could be the retconned punching bag for the author."

"...That's a very good point. But it's still pretty stupid." Wendy sort of agreed as she shrugged, going back to her crossed arms. "I mean, at least I'm not immensely hated for formerly replacing everything that came before hand, but... you have to learn to let go."

"Like you being the only female villainous reptile?" Yoshi pointed out as he pointed at Pom Pom, who waved at the class from nearby as she winked.

"I'm ready for my closeup!" Pom Pom giggled as she did a pose after chucking her boomerang, with it coming back to her.

Wendy growled as she had a scowl on her face. "...We don't talk about that skank..."

"Well you never were the first or only female reptilian villain, anyway..." Birdo pointed out after looking at a photo containing members of her species.

Waluigi rolled a pencil around in his right hand as he yawned, feeling the desert heat. "So what stupid bullshit are we going to learn this time, doc?"

Dr. Hoshi turned around and was about to answer when a paper plane hit him in the face. Most of the class laughed as Wario chuckled, dusting off his hands together.

"Sorry. I couldn't help myself." Wario apologized as he had a smirk on his face, with a cheap looking halo above his head.

Dr. Hoshi took in a deep breath as he grabbed the paper plane and sat it down on his desk. "Look, I'm not asking for much when I just want the class to be good-"

"But how can we be good? We're all wild and crazy kids!" Toadette exclaimed as she raised her arms in the air with a smile on her face.

Birdo eyed Toadette as she placed her right hand on her face. "No one here is gonna get that reference."

"Well I did. Kinda. Mainly from researching about the past." Silver The Hedgehog stated as he was making an obligated cameo, holding several boxes of different pizzas. "Who ordered up?"

Luigi was about to answer when he was suddenly handcuffed, gawking as King Bobomb and Goomboss were there. The rest of the class didn't bother to interject as to why it was weird, just realizing that it was just something that happened out of nowhere and that most of them knew better.

"Thought you could get away with you petty crimes by going to school, eh?" King Bob-omb stated as he glanced down at Luigi.

Luigi gawked as he tried pulling away. "H-hey! I didn't do anything at all in this story except be treated as the butt of the joke after the retconned bitch!"

"And that is what lands you with 5 years in the slammer!" Goomboss stated as he kicked Luigi in the stomach, dragging him out of the chair and into the police car as King Bob-omb drove the car.

Everyone was silent as Toadette's stomach growled loudly, with the young humanoid pink mushroom girl having both of her hands on her stomach.

"If it helps anyone, I'll pay for the pizza," Toadette remarked as she was quite famished, holding up several 20 dollar bills as she approached Silver. "Is this enough?"

Silver nodded as he exchanged the boxes of pizzas for the dollars, with Toadette thanking him as the class cheered loudly. However, Dr. Hoshi groaned and slammed his head on his desk, which caused the desk to collapse as he fell down, everyone noticing and laughing at the purple dinosaur's unfortunate plight.

"I bet he's gonna love this!" Peach exclaimed as she proceeded to burp and fart at the same time, which drew in more laughter.

"Ooh! You're making me wet!" Daisy shouted in response, peeing herself as she was still desperate to go use a bathroom.

"All right, simmer down everyone. Let's at least try to get one lesson in for today..." Dr. Hoshi insisted after taking a moment to sigh, having something written on the blackboard as he then pointed at it with his ruler. "Since we're out in a stupid desert for some godforsaken reason, can anyone tell me why does it get so cold at night?"

The class became awestruck as none of them had an answer. In a rather meekly manner, Toad nervously raised his right hand as he attempted to answer.

"Well, er... it's because the desert have such little water vapor in the air, it makes it harder to trap heat or cold?" Toad explained.

"...Yeah, that's... right!" Dr. Hoshi exclaimed as his eyes widened in surprise, nodding his head while pointing at the angry sun with his ruler. "At night, the sun no longer heats the desert and the heat from the day doesn't stay trapped!"

"Wait... that's really the case?" Waluigi said in a shocked expression while fanning some cool air to himself. "I thought that was a conspiracy theory!"

"It's not a theory, dude. It's just... science." Dr. Hoshi concluded with a smile as he chucked his ruler behind him, not realizing that he hit the angry sun that was coming towards him.