Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel, Disney, ABC or the Avengers. Just Sera and the chaos I create with her.


"You look fabulous," Pepper said the next morning as I walked downstairs.

"Well, I have to, it's daytime television today," I smirked as Bucky and Steve played with the twins on the carpet.

"Whatever you decide to do angel, we support you ангел," Bucky said, smiling up at me. I smiled back before saying, "I'm taking your Audi Dad."

"OVER MY DEAD BODY!" He yelled from the garage, as I dashed out the front door with the keys. It was a short trip to Burbank and the Studios had me park before they brought me over to the building with an escort.

"Mrs. Rogers, I'm Linda, one of the producers. It's a pleasure to meet you," A friendly blonde woman said as we entered the studio. I shook her hand and said, "Please tell me she's not going to try to scare me, because I don't think she's appreciate a broken nose. I don't do too well with surprises."

"I'll let her know," She chuckled, before sending off a quick text as we walked through the studio to a dressing room. I touched up my make up before someone from the crew told me it was almost time.

"She's ready for you," He spoke into the mic, as we walked. He stopped me as I heard the crowd die down behind the wall.

"Our only guest today, as this is a special segment, has spent years fighting for her country and the world. She's a household name along with Black Widow, Captain America and her father Iron Man. Please welcome the lovely, Siren, otherwise known as Sera Stark!"

I was given the queue to walk down the funny little walkway and as the lights hit me I smiled widely, waving the audience. I walked towards Ellen and leaned over to give her a hug. We sat down and the audience quieted.

"It's a real honor having you on the show," She said, smiling.

"Thank you, I'm honored to be here." I replied as I sat a little further forward in my seat.

"You've been battling aliens and robots, and Hydra too in the last few years."

"Yeah, it's finally quieted down on that end," I joked, "We are just enjoying the peace."

"So I hear you got married." She prompted.

"I did," I smiled, showing my bracelet. She gestured she wanted to look at it, so I held it out to her.

"Different. You've got five stones in there," She counted.

"Yes. I'm finally ready to tell the world about this. It's not something that the world defines as normal, but I'm not ashamed. I am married to Captain America and The Winter Soldier. We've been in a polyamorous marriage for just over a year now." I said as I heard a few whispers in the audience.

"Now I'm a lesbian, obviously, but what constitutes a polyamorous marriage?"

"Polyamory is defined as the philosophy or state of being in love or romantically involved with more than one person at the same time. Steve and I were officially dating first. But I had met Bucky, the Winter Soldier on a mission and fell in love with him, almost 6 months before I even met Steve. We all decided to start a relationship together about four months before we got married. I loved them both, and Steve and Bucky loved each other back in the 40's before they were separated."

"So you're all married?"

"Steve and Bucky are married to me as well as each other," I explained, "And we use bracelets because they aren't typical. It also confuses our enemies."

"No ring, no one to kidnap, threaten or hurt," She concluded.

"Exactly."

"But what are the other two stones for?"

"For our two children," I said, "I brought a picture."

"Let's see – awww," She and the audience said.

"Twins," I explained.

"Which husband is the father?" She asked confused.

"Elijah Howard is the product of Steve and myself and Calliope Arya is the product of Bucky and myself. It was a very rare set of twins. This is starting to sound like an episode of Maury," I joked and the audience laughed in return.

"You got really lucky," She smiled, and I laughed, "I know. I am beyond blessed to have both as loving supportive husbands and two beautiful children."

"So, how does a superhero unwind after a long day of crime fighting?"

"Well, we are no different than your everyday heroes such as police officers, firefighters, military personnel, etc. We have lives and families outside of what we do and hobbies we enjoy in our down time."

"What do you specifically do?"

"Oh man, I never really have a moment to myself. I cook and clean. I do all the cooking. I actually had to make up a chore chart because it was all I did everyday. But they love it when I cook so I made a recipe book that they use when it's their turn."

"Any… fun stuff?" She asked, sounding like she was trying not to laugh.

"I dance. A lot actually, sing when I'm forced or to our kids. I really like crosswords. I horseback ride a lot too. I've got two horses and they are amazing."

"You don't seem like the horseback riding type."

"Yeah, everyone who finds out is like "Really, I thought all you did was be a ninja."" I said in a higher voice.

"I basically keep our base held together though."

"Does the whole team think that?" She said with a raised eyebrow.

"Wholeheartedly." I laughed.

"If I don't make sure to approve my fathers little projects, we could have a fire in the lab every hour. If I don't remember to double check the order of food we have delivered, we usually get 20 boxes of diapers but no butter for the next two weeks. If I don't drag my guys kicking and screaming out of the training room, I'm sure they would keep training until they were as big, if not bigger, than Thor. Thor and Hulk like to spar, but I have to make sure that doesn't happen. Like ever."

"I'm sure yourself, or the rest of the women in the world, wouldn't mind if they were that big," She said and I nodded.

"Thor's too big for me. I like my men a little more Dorito shaped," I teased and the audience roared. Ellen couldn't stop laughing either, so she had to calm herself down.

"So you've seen the picture gracing Tumblr," She said and I nodded, "Yeah and Steve pouted for a week. Then tried to work on bulking up his waist, but the serum burns off any food, so he's still the same."

"So you are basically your step mother." She joked and I said, "I am to the Avengers, what 'Personal Assistant Pepper Potts' was to my father. A glorified babysitter. Steve stands around telling us what to do, I make sure no one does anything stupid and life threatening."

"Does that happen often?"

"Very often. I cannot tell you how often I found one of the team trying something stupid and dangerous because they thought their abilities would protect them. Steve? He has an incredible healing rate. So, he likes to test how much he can take. I overheard him last week, asking Bucky to shoot him." I said, as the audience laughed.

"Reckless," She said, and I replied, "Stupid."

"So how does everyone relax while not on missions?" She asked confused.

"We don't." I deadpanned making her chuckle.

"Thor just keeps lifting and training or hanging around his girlfriend, who is usually too busy with anything science to be bothered that a Norse God is following her every move." I joked, as Jane knew this to be true.

"Bucky cleans his guns or catches up on what he missed in the last 70 years."

"My Dad drinks and invents stuff. Basically what I did during my SHIELD days. I'm pretty sure I called my Director at 2AM to tell him I redesigned our jets. That whole week was pretty foggy so I'll get back to you on that," I said as I heard a couple laughs throughout the audience.

"Uh, Natasha…. She's tough. We go shopping if we have the time, but she really likes to keep training. She's never been one for sitting still."

"Dr. Banner works with my Dad. No drinking involved for him. He likes to read, and he keeps to himself a lot."

"Wanda and Pietro are the twins we added to the team," I said smiling widely, "In Sokovia. I've come to see them as siblings. Wanda is also really into dancing, but she likes to read and drink with me. Pietro usually is running back and forth between our two bases to see his girlfriend. He can't get drunk so he leaves us be."

"Do you drink a lot?"

"I mean, I really shouldn't. I didn't have anything until I finished breastfeeding, but after that it's been a slow dive into my old habits. Two glasses of wine with dinner, another before bed. We went to club in New York, just the girls and I, and some of them were preeeety wasted after. I can't be hung-over the next morning as I have children to take care off," I laughed.

"Steve. He loves to draw. He's a fantastic artist, and I really want him to show the world but he's too modest." I explained.

"Falcon and War Machine, otherwise known as Sam and Rhodey, both have very strict military mindsets. Sam likes to let loose as does Rhodey, but he likes helping people, much like I do."

"Helping people?"

"He volunteers at the Veterans Affairs, helping soldiers cope with loss and counseling them."

"Rhodey still is a Lt. Colonel in the Air Force, so he doesn't really get time off. But he and my Dad have been known to pick each other off the floor of bars all over the globe."

"Vision is quiet, likes to catch up on world politics and current events. He's kind of the moral compass of the team."

"And Clint, he just likes to perch up high. He finds pleasure in sitting on top of the fridge late at night to scare people. Natasha nearly strangled him one time so he's stopped."

"So the Avengers are big drinkers?" She laughed.

"Some of us are. I mean Natasha and I can each have a whole bottle of vodka to ourselves and still be considered sober. She's my drinking buddy. Steve and Bucky can't get drunk unless Thor brings Asgardian mead and just a little of that made them tipsy. It put me on my back, and that hasn't happened in many, many years."

"So kicking alien butt and drinking."

"The two things that make someone an Avenger." I joked, "Kicking ass and drinking each other under the table."

"I feel like you and Amy Schumer would get along great."

"Probably," I said smiling.

"So whose your favorite celebrity?" She asked and I said, "Well Ellen DeGeneres of course." That made the audience cheer and she laughed, "Well thank you."

"Alive or dead?"

"Either."

"It's you and then in this order: Danny Kaye, Ella Fitzgerald, Alan Alda, Chris Pratt, Amy Poelher, TJ Miller, and Stephen Amell." I said, lifting a finger for each.

"That's interesting. Quite a few comedians in there."

"Oh I love to laugh," I said seriously, setting the audience off again.

"Well it's been a pleasure having you here," She said, and I replied, "I've enjoyed being here. Thank you."

"Be sure to tune in tomorrow for special guest Ariana Grande and later we'll have Jamie Oliver teach us some new tricks in the kitchen."

"Oooh, I'll tune in," I said.

"You should come," She said as the cameras pulled back and theme music played.

"I would love to, but we've got to be heading out tomorrow morning for New York."

"It's Jimmy's show right?" she said, and I smiled.

"Yeah, it's just a crazy week, cause tonight I'm on Conan. This is not what I signed up for," I said as a producer came up to take the microphone from me.

"Excuse me Miss Stark, but there are a whole lot of people outside asking when you'll be signing autographs."

"I do that?" I asked her confused.

"It's pretty typical around here," Ellen said.

"Uh, I'll be out as soon as I grab my purse," I said, getting up and hugging Ellen.

"We need to have you here again soon," She said, sincerely.

"Yeah, uh we'll talk. I don't have people, unless I count Maria. Yeah I'll ask Maria to set something up. Maybe the guys will feel up to it."

"Perfect, we'll see you soon Sera." She said and I waved goodbye. I grabbed my purse and my sunglasses and was led outside to where a group of women and some men were waiting.

"Would you sign this for my daughter?"

"Sign my book?"

"How about a picture?"

For the next 10 minutes I was bombarded with people wanting signatures and pictures with me. I went so far as to send a video message to one ladies daughter. I was taken back to my car with security and I thanked them before driving back to my Dad's mansion. Getting in the door, I leaned against it, sighing in relief.

"That bad?" Bruce asked as I turned to see him in the hallway.

"I really hate that I was the one stuck with this," I said, as I walked to the living room.