A/N: MONDAY. Love Mondays. Just kidding. I only like it because I can post :) Anyways, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel, ABC, Disney, or the Avengers. Just Sera!

Song used in this chapter is Bang Bang by Jessie J ft Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande.


There were no surprises, like I thought there might be. Presents, but no surprises. Everyone basically gave me new clothes, or money for barn gear. I was looking at a new saddle for Sweet Feet anyways. We had a fun family party, no booze, as no one wanted to chance it with my new powers. The kids were put to bed around 8pm, and then suddenly it was, "Let's test this out."

"God, this is even easier!" I say as I throw back four tequila shots.

"It's just to test a theory." Jemma said, pouring four more of vodka.

"Leave the bottle. I felt that burning off." I frowned. Even chugging the bottle, I was not even tipsy.

"GOD DAMNIT!" I said, chucking the bottle at the wall.

"Whoa, Angel. Calm down."

"Calm down, calm down?! How am I supposed to calm down at the end of the night if my wine doesn't even touch my liver before burning off into nothing." I said, upset.

"Now you know how I feel. I couldn't even get drunk when Bucky fell." Steve said, and I grumbled.

"I'm still drinking it. Maybe I can trick my body with the taste. Like I do with decaf," I sighed.

"Since when do you drink coffee?" Bucky chuckled.

"Since I was 14. I needed something to keep me awake when I was studying all night."

"Who wants to dance?" Natasha said, as a familiar beat started in the system. All the girls laughed, remembering our night out in New York.

[Verse 1 - Jessie J:]

She got a body like an hour glass

But I can give it to you all the time

She got a booty like a Cadillac

But I can send you into overdrive (oh)

(You've been waiting for that...

Step on up swing your bat)

See anybody could be bad to you,

You need a good girl to blow your mind, yeah

[Chorus - Jessie J:]

Bang bang into the room (I know ya want it)

Bang bang all over you (I'll let ya have it)

Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)

Wait a minute till ya (ah)

Bang bang there goes your heart (I know ya want it)

Back, back seat of my car (I'll let ya have it)

Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)

Wait a minute till ya (ah)

[Verse 2 - Ariana Grande:]

She might've let you hold her hand in school

But I'm a show you how to graduate

No, I don't need to hear you talk the talk

Just come and show me what your momma gave (oh, yeah)

(Okay you've got a very big shhh,

Mouth but don't say a thing)

See anybody could be good to you,

You need a bad girl to blow your mind

[Chorus:]

Bang bang into the room (I know ya want it)

Bang bang all over you (I'll let ya have it)

Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)

Wait a minute till ya (ah)

Bang bang there goes your heart (I know ya want it)

Back, back seat of my car (I'll let ya have it)

Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)

Wait a minute till ya (ah)

[Verse 3 - Nicki Minaj:]

(You know what, girls?

Let me show you how to do.)

It's Myx Moscato

It's friends in the bottle

It's Nicki full throttle

It's all, all

Swimming in the grotto

We winning in the lotto

We dipping in the pot of blue pho-to

Kidding so good

This drippin' on wood

Get a ride in the engine that could go

Batman Robin it bang, bang, cocking it

Queen Nicki dominate, prominate

It's me, Jessie, and Ari

If they test me they sorry

Riders umph like a Harley

Then pull off in this Ferrari

If he hangin' we bangin'

Phone rangin', he slangin'

It ain't karaoke night but get the mic 'cause I'm singing (uh)

B to da' A to da' N to da' G to da' uh (baby)

B to da' A to da' N to da' G to da' hey

See anybody could be good to you,

You need a bad girl to blow your mind (your mind)

[Chorus:]

Bang bang into the room (I know ya want it)

Bang bang all over you (I'll let ya have it)

Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)

Wait a minute till ya (ah)

Bang bang there goes your heart (I know ya want it)

Back, back seat of my car (I'll let ya have it)

Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)

Wait a minute till ya (ah)

[Outro - Nicki Minaj (overlapping):]

Bang bang into the room (I know ya want it)

Bang bang all over you (I'll let ya have it)

[Nicki Minaj:]

Yo, I said bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang

[Jessie J:]

Bang bang there goes your heart (I know ya want it)

Back, back seat of my car (I'll let ya have it)

Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)

Wait a minute till ya (ah)

Laughing as we finished dancing, the guys were staring in awe. At least I think it was because Daisy pushed Tripp's jaw back up from the floor, joking, "It's like you haven't seen us let loose before."

"Not like that." Steve said, looking conflicted at me. Bucky must have been thinking the same thing, because they tried very hard to shield their growing hard-ons from the group.

I'll dance for you two later, I thought towards them, as my mind drifted to the pole in the dance studio.

"Okay, dance party," Wanda said, pulling Brock from his seat as Natasha changed the music again. I crooked a finger towards the guys and they smirked. I looked around the room to find all our family, friends, old and new, dancing and enjoying themselves.

"This is what I wanted," I sighed as I felt Bucky's hand on my hips, grinding me against himself.

"What?" Steve said, leaning down to kiss my neck softly as we danced.

"Everyone here. Happy."

"Why wouldn't they be?"

"I don't know. Thank you guys. This was the best birthday party I've ever had. Surrounded by family." I said, making he guys look at each other. I missed what they were speaking to each other through their eyes, but I felt their hugs as I was wrapped in their arms.

"You have so much family now."

"I know. And Quill is like the pervy Uncle," I joked, making Steve's eyebrows furrow.

"Pervy Uncle?" He said.

"He's been making passes at our wife," Bucky said seriously.

"But I nipped that in the bud. He's harmless, and I could deal with him so easily if it was a problem." I giggled.

"He shouldn't be." Steve said looking over at a dancing Peter.

"He's harmless. Besides, when I have Adonis, why bother with Pinocchio?" I smiled. I heard Sam's laugh first, as he held out his hand for a high five.

"Nice ref," He smirked as I high- fived him.

"What else? It was my favorite show growing up."

"What show?" Steve asked.

"M*A*S*H. I'll admit, it was all the rage, and still is a classic." I heard my Dad say.

"I know what I want to do tomorrow!" I yelled.

"What's that ангел?" Bucky asked, confused.

"I'm gonna binge watch as many episodes as I can." I smiled, as I watched Joey watching our group.

"I'm with you tomorrow," Bucky said gruffly. My eyebrow furrowed for a moment, but I chose not to comment on it. For the evening, I was content to witness my family enjoying life.


A/N: What did you think? Just a warning, there will be some 'rough' sex next chapter. Bucky needs some control and Sera will give him control over her. That's all the hint you are getting. Love you all.