"Okay, so apparently they let elementary school kids send in e-mails." Utf said, checking the e-mails.

Alphys read the e-mail. "I-it's from...uh...t-their penname is 'him' and it says 'does sans cri everytm? cause I do' w-wow, it looks lik it -uh it was w-written ba a s-six year old!" Alphys exclaimed.

"i think what he's trying to ask is if i cry everytime? eh, won't answer it, i dunno what he's refferring to." Sans explained.

"SANS! ... FOR THE FIRST TIME, I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH YOU IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO ANSWER IF THE QUESTION IS NOT SPECIFIC ENOUGH!" Papyrus yelled.

"eh thanks bro." Sans said lazily.

Zach came back again today, though really, he should be visiting his friends and family from his own timeline."Hey kiddos, wanna take the triplets out in the yard to play? " He askes, all the Zara, the triplets, Little, Asriel, Frisk and Kid all went out into the back garden. That left the adults to discuss some things. "Alright, so since you guys are raising a human, I'm gonna give you the basic middle school explanation on human reproduction, just in case you need it with Chara getting older. Anyone else over 13 who's curious can listen in too. Fair warning... It's a little messier than monster reproduction." Zach said to Asgore, Sans and Toriel in particular.

A few hours went by, Zach explained how though Human and monster intercourse is very similar in comparison, a male sperm goes into the female egg and is fertilised in the womb. He goes on to tell them about how only female humans can get pregnant, he explains that the human body is ready to reproduce, after puberty is hit for males, and after females experience their first menstrunal cycle, or period. Zach drew all the neccacary diagrams on a conviently placed blackboard."So that's the gist of it, any questions?" Zach says.

"So um, a human female bleeds from the birth canal when she is sexually mature, doesn't it lower their HP?" Toriel asked.

"Err no, only a slight amount of blood is lost."Big Chara explained.

"And how are you able to tell if a human is pregnant?" Asgore asked.

"like with monsters, you can scan their body for an extra soul growing, or if a woman is due for her period and it does not come, then she may be pregnant" Frisk's mom explained.

"why's that?" Sans asked.

"Because, the entrance to the womb needs to be sealed in order to keep the amniotic fluid in." Frisk's dad explained.

"But how does the feotus breathe, last I checked, humans don't have gills." Undyne asked. Nobody knew the answer to that.

"Zach, If I may ask, why did you tell your children that cake makes babies, it does not?" Toriel asked.

"Oh, someone left a cake laced with heavy aphrodisiacs one time... ok a couple times, so a lot of the kids are actually the result of eating cake, including Zara. Besides what are you supposed to tell a three year old how their new little siblings got into their Mommy's belly?" Zach explained.

"O-oh, I've heard of that it...it um m-makes it so that um... i-it's easier for p-people to make babies?" Alphys states, questioning her knowlege.

"Not exactly, Alphys, not only does it make it easier for a couple to reproduce, it also makes them want to. Though like other drugs, once the effects have worn off, those who consume the drugs forget what happened whilst the drugs were in their system." Gaster explained.

"You know, it's so nice to see a Frisk who actually has a loving family on the surface... so many are abandoned, orphans, have abusive families... the Charas have even worse luck. How did you end up with Frisk anyway?" Sach said, turning to Frisk's foster parents.

"That is nice to hear, Mark and I are unable to reproduce, so we looked into becoming foster parents. In the end, we adopted Frisk, who was a baby at the time. When Frisk was little, they didn't like being called a 'boy', they also didn't like being called a 'girl' either, but they were alright with being called a 'child'." Frisk's mom explained.

"What Hannah forgot to mention was that the nurses at the orphanage did not know who their biological parents are, Frisk just showed up on the doorstep of the orphanage one morning. We don't know when Frisk was born, so their birthday is on the day we adopted them." Mark explained.

"Well, nice to see there are still nice people to meet in the multiverse." Zach said. A while later, one of the triplets began teething on Papyrus. "Need a hand? It looks like Felan decided he wants yours."

"SANS! YOU ARE A TERRIBLE INFLUENCE! NOW THE WAREWOLF IS MAKING PUNS! THOUGH I HAVE TO ASK, HOW CAN YOU TELL THEM APART, I THOUGHT THIS WAS MAICOH?" Papyrus asked, gritting his teeth at the pun as Zach pries Felan off Papyrus, giving the pup a squeaky chew toy.

"heh, hey kid, you may not know, but biting people is considred a felan-y, though tibia honest if you keep going i'm gonna maicoh regret it." Sans punned, causing steam to erupt from Papyrus's skull.

"They may look identical, but they don't smell or sound identical. Felan smells more like the ocean and is a bit louder and almost sing-songy, Maicoh smells like the woods and is quieter... What? Gotta use wolf senses for something, you constantly smell like spaghetti by the way, it makes me kinda hungry." Zach explains.

Papyrus gets exited. "NYEH HEH HEH, I THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL COOK EVERYONE SOME SPAGHETTI!" papyrus exclaimed, running off to the kitchen.

"heh, i gotta tell ya, i first thought it would take paps over a year until his spaghetti will become edible, but now that grillbz is teaching him, his cooking has increased dramatically, though it is still not edible yet, at least your face won't scrunch up." Sans explaines.

As little Chara and Asriel approach a box, Zara popps out and shouts "Boo!", with her meltey creepy face, that was inherited from her mother. Asriel jumped a mile high in the sky and Zach laughed, making sure little Chara didn't do anything.

"What was that about? You do know how much of a crybaby Azzy is!" Little Chara said, ticked off.

"Sorry, I we had to do it. Everyone at home is already onto us now... we needed new targets." Zach explained. He brought out a framed image. "Hey everyone, wanna see something?" He asked, everyone scooted closer so that they could see. In the picture, the oldest children consisted of; an aqua coloured sea monster with red hair, webbed hands and feet and a lizard tail that ended in a fish fin, wearing plain clothes and square glasses, two litches, who were identical, save for the stripes on their sweater, the female having shorter horns than the male and is wearing a skirt instead of shorts, a black skeleton, that was splattred with paint and glitched out in some places, a female looking human, wearing a striped hoodie. and a girl robot with straight black hair in a ponytail, fringe almost covering her right eye.

"Hey, that one looks like me!" Utf said exitingly.

"No, it looks like me!" Mettaton said.

"You're eyes mus need an upgrade because it clearly looks like me!" Utf replied

"My eyes are fine it's your eyes that need fixing, cause it definitely looks like me!" Mettaton yelled.

Whilst the two were arguing, everyone looked at the toddlers. Including Zara, there was a boss monster with yellow hair, an armless lizard girl made out of green fire and a robot boy. "You're an Idiot!" Utf yelled. It seemed as though the argument was still raging.

"You're the bigger idiot!" Mettaton yelled back

"You're an idiot and a loser!" Utf replied.

"I know what you are, but what am I?" Mettaton asked.

"You are a usless, stupid, wannabe, and a fu..." Utf was cutt of midsentence.

"Language,you two! Do you not care that there is a preschooler and infants here!" Toriel shouted, breaking up the argument.

"in case you haven't noticed, there are two robots in the picture, one male, the other female. the female can look like utf, whils the male can look like metta, deal?" Sans explained.

"deal..." Both Mettaton and Utf grumbled, refusing to shake hands.

The youngest of the kids consisted of the triplets, another boss monster, two ghost riders who are exactly Identical, a neko surrounded by fire, three humans a skelehuman crossbreed and a red buttercup with fangs. Everyone gushed at how cute all the babies were. Everyone noticed that almost all of the babies looked like a fusion between two monsters in the room, though nobody said anything about it.

Later in the evening, when it got dark enough the group got some of their own fireworks ready. "Happy 4th of July!" Zach shouts with everyone else. Zach readies the frieworks, whilst instructing Zara to put her ears away and to get the triplets to do the same. " Azzy, wanna give me a hand with the show?" Zach asked the boss monster.

"Sure thing." Asriel said, lighting the fuses with fire magic. The fireworks light up the evening sky, as Ebott would be putting on a fireworks diplay later that night. The fireworks end with a brilliant display of heart shapes of the seven different human souls and a picture of a monster soul.

"That worked great... but I thought I had some Roman candles too... Have you seen-" Zach said, he soon noticed the Annoying Dog with a lit roman candle in his mouth. "Uh-oh. Duck and cover!" Zach shouted, picking up the kids and hiding them behind a conveniently placed overturned table. Everyone runs for cover from the fireballs erupting from the lit candle. Abigail turned into a fire elemental to help Grillby and Flare get the candle from the dog's mouth, Fire wouldn't hurt them.

Abigail had an idea, and so she turned into a squirrel to distract the dog. The Anoying Dog dropped the candle to chase Abigail, who turned into a swift in the nick of time to fly away, where she turned back into herself in the tree branch. Grillby picked up the candle and extinguished the flame.