A/N sorry I haven't updated in a week, I was at my mum's for the 2nd half of winter break, I guess you could say I was sans internet for a week. . .or a computer.
"Hey kiddos, I heard you met our little sis and her boyfriend yesterday, we should introduce you to the others sometime, but for now... Frisk, Chara do you guys want to join Zara in her magic lesson today? I have spells humans can learn." Zach said as he came through the portal with Zara in tow. Frisk and Chara were eager to learn magic.
Zach took the threesome to the glassroom, where there was lots of natural light. "Wait... your younger sister in law... that means that Sariel is Sans and Toriel's daughter!" Frisk said, putting two and two together.
"Ug T, mom, what DO you see in that comedian!" Chara groaned
Zach decided to get on with the lesson. "Alright, let's see... what to teach today... Portals? Nah, a little too advanced and easy to mess up. Love spell? Yeah, heck no. We both know you'd be trying that on Finn in a heartbeat." Zach joked, looking at Zara. Neither Frisk nor Chara knew anyone named 'Finn', so they both guessed it was one of the children in the photo. "Hmmm... Ok, here we go. Divining. You can do this with a bowl of clean water, it lets you get a glimpse into the future. It's a good beginner spell because it only takes a little magic to work... but you can't really control what part of your future you see." Zach explained as he filled the bowl with water."Alright, what I want you to do is pour a bit of your magic into the water and look deeply into it." Zara went first, the water making ripples as she poured some of her magic into it. Only Zara could see her future. "Just remember, the future isn't set in stone. This shows you the most likely path the future will take, unless you work to change it."
The four, master and pupils were stopped short when the phone rang. It was Mafia of Bananas calling. "this can't be good...hello?" Abigail said as she pickedd up the phone.
"Ok, the essays didn't work as intended, so time for plan B" Mafia of Bananas said. Abi had to hold the receiver away from her ear from what was said next. "JUST F*** ALREADY!" Mafia of Bananas shouted, obviously aimed at Utf and Mettaton. Sans covered the hearing orfices of his innocent cinnamon roll of a brother, Zach covered Zara's ears and each of the other adults covered a child's ears.
"10g in the swear jar, as profanity is not accepted in this household." Utf stated... heh ... robotically.
"You know, monkey breath is sorta right, we're adults and I believe we should speak to each other like adults. Only... in private." Mettaton stated, Utf reluctantly agreed to talk it out.
"Well... so much for subtlety." Zach let out a laugh as the childrens' ears/ hearing orfices were released. Zach got on with the lesson. "Now, you two do have magic in you, you just have to know how to use it, focus on your souls and it will come to you, trust me. I used to be human too and it does work." Zach explained. Chara tried first and focoused on their soul, which, being an artificial human soul, magic was easier. Chara saw a glimpse of using some more advanced magic.
"If Chara can do it, then so can I" Frisk said. The complexity of the task filled them with Determination. Frisk saw themselves in a blouse, dress pants and a bowtie, wearing heeled boots. (Frisk is non binary, so they saw themself wearing 50:50 male and female clothing.)
"Good work, now most human magic that isn't lost to time is non combat magic, but is still pretty useful. So, see anything interesting?" Zach asked, even though the two humans won't tell. "Now remember, don't try anything too advanced without an adult, overusing magic can make you pass out, or worse if you aren't careful. Trust me, I learned the hard way a few times, I nearly died making Big Chara's necklace pendant... I just wanted it to be perfect, I wanted her to be safe so bad that I nearly got myself killed trying to keep her safe. So yeah, just be careful, especially you." Zach told them, hugging Zara, well, she probably learned her lesson of practicing without an adult.
(Meanwhile)
"So, I'll go first, why exactly do you hate me, and it can't just be your preprogramming, there has to be another reason?" Mettaton asked.
"Mmmm no, it's not the only reason, but let's not be hyppocritical here, I'm sure you don't just hate me because you can, if anything, you should have a better reason." Was her response.
"Oh, so now I'M being hyppocritical!? Just a moment ago, you were scolding monkey breath for using profanity, when you use it yourself!" Mettaton said in mock rage.
"Well MR Smarty Pants, if you would've LOOKED with your EYES, you would have seen that I had already put 10g in the swear jar from the other day." Utf shouted.
"Eh touch'e" Mettaton said, calming down. "So, back on topic why I hate you..." Mettaton said, whispering the answer into Utf's ear, because despite being out of earshot of everyone else, the people from beyond the 4th wall can read what is said.
"You. Are. A. Sicko." Utf said, stiffling a gigggle
"Please don't tell anyone." Mettaton begged.
"Fine, now, the reason why I HATE you beyond belief is because..." Utf whispered in Mettaton's ear, maybe because of fear of people beyond the 4th wall reading, maybe because the person in control of their fates is too lazy to think up a good enough reason, despite having over a week to go over it.
