Rewrite

"Holy chiz, this is hard!" Sam exclaimed, crumpling up her twelfth piece of paper and throwing it in the trashcan.

"How many times have you rewritten them?" Carly asked, smiling as her best friend pulled out a clean sheet of paper.

"Too many! The nub had better be having as much trouble with this as I am!"

"Trust me, he is," Carly laughed. "But I guess writing your own wedding vows isn't easy."

Sam groaned. Of course Freddie had to talk her into writing her own vows for their wedding.

"This wedding had better be pretty stinkin' great," Sam mumbled.

….

When the day of Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson's wedding finally arrived, Sam nervously read over her vows.

"Sam, we're almost ready," Carly told her, coming in with Spencer, who would be giving her away.

"Okay," Sam said, feeling absolute nervousness as she stood up, about to walk down the aisle to Freddie.

"You look great," Spencer told her.

"Thanks," Sam smiled. "Now come on. Mama's ready to get married."

Sam and Freddie both stood at the alter, ready to recite their vows to one another. Sam was going to go first.

"Freddie," she said. "If anyone had told me ten years ago that I would be marrying you, I would've punched them in the face. But here we are, minutes away from being husband and wife. You're the only man on this planet that I would ever let call me 'Sammy', or kiss me, or occasionally let beat me at arm wrestling. And even though I don't exactly make it obvious all the time, I really do love you. Whenever I see you, I may call you 'nub', but inside, my heart still skips a beat."

Freddie grinned, and then cleared his throat. "Sam," he began. "You are by far, the most insane girl I've ever met. You eat double your weight in meat, you scare the elderly for fun, and you find joy in egging our old teachers' homes. But that's what I love about you. You're not like the other girls, who try only to be beautiful on the outside. Inside and out, you outshine every one. The idea of us spending the rest of our lives together makes me feel so elated; I can't think of anything better. I love you, Sam. I will always love you."

Sam tried to hide her red cheeks and the huge smile that was creeping over her face.

After the minister pronounced the two husband and wife, they shared a passionate kiss. "Nice vows," Freddie whispered when the two finally pulled away.

"You two," she whispered back.