Extend
"Wow, I can't believe the Dorfman's are finally gone!" Carly said happily as she closed the door behind her relatives. "That week really dragged on!"
"Tell me about it; I can't believe they threw out all the meat in your fridge!" Sam exclaimed.
"Yeah, and that Oswalis kid really creped me out," Freddie added.
"Well, what can I say; my extended family is a bunch of freaks," Carly laughed.
"Um, excuse me, I think I have that category won, thank you," Sam said.
"Oh yeah, I forgot," Carly said.
"Actually, I think my extended family's pretty bad," Freddie said.
"Mine's way worse than yours," Sam spat at him.
"No way," Freddie replied.
"Really? Because just last week my cousin Bert got arrested for breaking into the armadillo exhibit at the zoo to try to marry one!"
"Oh yeah?" Freddie challenged. "Well last week my Aunt Gloria tried to convince the International House of Waffles that their recipe was too unhealthy and spent over an hour screaming at the manager to replace it with her own gluten free one!"
"My Uncle Rick got a tattoo of a guy getting a tattoo on his thigh!" Sam yelled.
"My second cousin won't go outside on Tuesday's because she thinks she's been cursed by a Mexican Sorcerer!"
"My grandma spends $500 a week to have two dudes rub ketchup on her elbows!"
"My grandpa won't eat foods that start with the letter 'N'!"
"My step-Aunt will only eat soup with a fork!"
"My great-Uncle has a mustache down to his hips!"
"My cousin-"
"Enough!" Carly said loudly. "I get it; you both have a crazy extended family."
"Mine's still crazier," Sam mumbled.
"Is not!"
"Does it matter?" Carly screamed. "Next week after you two get married you'll get each other's dysfunctional families and then you can both be the winners of this stupid contest, okay?"
Freddie grinned at his fiancé. "I can live with that."
"Yeah, I guess I can too," Sam replied, wrapping her arms around Freddie.
