A/N Undertale's second anniversary is rounding the corner, so I want to do a special chapter to celebrate next chapter. Also, I now have a Tumblr account, my account name is Utf287 and I have an askblog up and running.
(Middle of the night.)
Zach got up to wake Felan, who was crying for no reason whatsoever. "Hey, hey it's ok, you're ok... You're not wet... you have a bad dream? You wanna come sleep with me and mommy?" Zach asked as he checked the infant's diaper.
"Dada" Felan babbled.
"Alrighty then, come on Felan." Zach said as he picked up the baby, taking him to his room, into bed with Chara, so that the baby could sleep soundly.
Zach got up early to make a late birthday breakfast for Chara. He left Felan in bed as a prank to make Chara think he'd turned into a baby. Zara came downstairs a little while later. "Morning sweetie, wanna help me with mom's breakfast?" Zach asked.
"Uh huh" Zara responded as Zach let her flip triple choc pancakes. The pancakes end up not looking much like pancakes.
"Chara~ Happy late birthday!" Zach said as he and Zara went upstairs to give Chara breakfast in bed, which consisted of the pancakes, bacon, eggs and hot chocolate with whipped cream and cinnamon on top.
"Thanks sweetie~ For a second there, I thought your hair turned reddish brown and you turned into a baby" Chara giggled as Felan sat up.
"I made this for you, happy late birthday, mom!" Zara exclaimed as she handed Chara a wraped gift.
" figured you'd like to have some cooked meat before the cravings start kicking in again. Oh Zara helped me make the pancakes." Zach said. He then gave Chara a kiss.
"Heh, figured." Chara laughed as Zach was ruffling Zara's hair.
"You know, there's a couple kids in my class that remind me of you and Frisk, I think you met them right Zara? By the way. How's class going? Making new friends?" Zach said.
"Yes, one of them is Charlotte and reminds me of you, and the other is Francis and reminds me of Aunt Frisk! There is even a kid in my class that has blond hair and orange eyes, who is a really cool best friend! His name is Paedro!" Zara exclaimed.
(Meanwhile, AOTP)
"Happy Late birthday Chara!" Asriel exclaimed as he woke his sibling. "Look, I made you your favorite Pie! Mom didn't even need to give me a hand this time! Of course, there is no way to accidentally put buttercups in a triple choc pie though!" Asriel exclaimed.
"Thanks Azzy, heh, I guess I was a bigger crybaby than you yesterday!" Chara exclaimed, giving Asriel a hug.
"Good morning my child, happy late birthday! did you sleep well?" Toriel asked as she brought in a bowl of cocoa puffs and a chocolate milkshake for Chara.
"Thanks mom, hey, will you be taking us to school?" Chara asked.
"No, I would say not, Hannah and Martin will be picking you up on the way and dropping you off with Frisk, I will have to leave now, you will only be alone for a few moments." Toriel explained as she left.
(Later, back in Q&AWTG)
Zach greeted his class "Alright, before we start, anyone interested in magic club needs to get a note from your parents or guardians saying you can come with to learn. Now then, let's get out the math homework and get it over with so we can move on to the more fun stuff!" He then gave out the permission slips to his students as they were getting their homework out to be marked. The monster students in the class saw the magic club for those who lacked certain magical talents. The human students, however, all got exited about learning magic.
Will came to the school at recess. "Well if it isn't the wee little shite who picked on a girl because she had an Irish accent. I don't much appreciate you hurting my little cousin's feelings, but since she said another boy defended her and fought you, I'll let it pass this once." He warned young Cameron as he knelt to his level, glaring at him in the eye.
"Y-yes s-sir!" Cameron stuttered, intimidated by the glare.
"But if you hurt her again, it's my turn, got it" Will warned, talking about Saoirse.
A while later, Will gathered all the infants for an experiment. "Giiiiiiiiii! (Look at this!)" He exclaimed as he dangled his car keys in front of the babies.
"bababa (It opens doors!)" A few of the babies babbled.
"Agaaaaaa (Papa has one of those he says it will melt if one of us touches it!)" Fixys babbled
(You see what I did there eh? Change the 'a' in 'Papa' to a 'y' and you get 'Papy' LOL)
"Agoogoogooogoo( It's nawt a chew tawyyy)" Maicoh whined, remembering how Chara's keys hurt his mouth.
"Bababababa(What's the earliest thing you guys remember?)" Will asked. The babies had to think long and hard, none could come up with an answer. Will then covered his face and none of the babies recognised him. "Peek-a-boo!" He said as he uncovered his face, making all the infants laugh. Will smeared Angel in catnip a little while later and put her near Shocker.
Shocker smelled the catnip on Angel and warily came closer to her, before he managed to get a whiff of her warewolf scent and quickly went away.
(Later, AOTP)
Zach and Zara met up with theeir Chara and the triplets at the ask. "Happy birthday smaller Chara! Here's your present. Zach exclaimed as he gave them the present and two tickets to Hershey's park.
"Ohmigod! Azzy, you HAVE to take me to Hershey's Park!" Little Chara said as they opened up the present. It was a similar green and yellow scarf and beanie to the one Zach gave Chara when she was her age. "Thanks! Now I can have a matching scarf and hat to go with my sweater!" Chara ecxlaimed.
"heya kiddo, happy birthday" Sans said as he teleported his gift into Chara's hands. Frisk and Daniel used their healing magic to keep Chara from having a panic attack whilst she opened the present.
"Uhh, ketchup, are you for real!?" Chara exclaimed as she opened the package, only to find a ketcchup bottle.
"look what's inside." Sans explained
"Wait ... is this ... no, it can't be! CHOCOLTE SAUCE!111!" Chara exclaimed.
"makes for a good prank on your pals at school, if they ask you for ketchup, they will be surprised to find chocolate on their grub" Sans explained. Chara ran up to tackle hug Sans, before remembering his low DEF and going for a regular hug instead.
"THAT IS NOWHERE NEAR THE BRILLIANCE OF WHAT I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE PREPARED FOR YOU!" Papyrus exclaimed as the tall skeleton paused for effect. "CHOCOLATE SPAGHETTI NYEH HEH HEH." The others gave Chara their gifts, whilst Chara admired each and every one of them. The child even got a pair of pink MTT brand high heel boots from Mettaton.
"Now you can have chocolate and look fabulous~!" Mettaton exclaimed.
"Aww, thanks you guys, and Angry dummy, are you sure I can use you as target practice with the knives you gave me?" Chara asked.
"Imbocile IMBOCILE IMBOCILE! Why do you thinK I said FEEL FREE to try it on ME!" Angry Dummy shouted, getting um ... Angry. Chara also got a pile of Temmie flakes from Tem and a dozen spider donuts from Muffet.
Zach then started with the magic lesson. "Alright, so first, we may get a few new students soon based on who signs up at school, I may have you guys teach them a bit of what you know to start. Now then, what to learn today..." Zach said as he flipped through the spell book, finding a suitable spell. "Hmm... I guess let's try portals. Sans! Can you help me as backup to make sure no one gets lost in the ether? Alright, just focus on somewhere familiar and direct your magic where you want the portal to go, like this." Zach explained.
"kay, uh, so making portals that lead to AU's is sorta like teleporting, only teleporting can only take you within the confines of that universe, in a 10KM radius." Sans explained. "i could learn a thing or two from this. i'll go first, to experience it ... for scientific purposes" Sans sais as he opened up a portal, focousing on the Ask house in the Q&AWTG universe, but somehow ended up in Zach's house
Will was in Patricia's bedroom at the time. "Hey, you want to play a game?~" Will asked, giving a devillish smirk as the two played twister, only as a fun twist, they played it naked. Patricia won every time by teasing Will untill he slipped.
"I'm getting good at this, let's play another game~" Patricia stated the 'game' they played left a few more coloured spots? on the carpet in the process. They were exhausted after the 'game' ended.
"That wa... Was gr-great." Will panted as he discarded the condom in the rubbish bin.
Whilst the others were waiting for Sans to return, Zach demonstrated by opening up a portal next to big Chara, giving her a kiss, then closing the portal. "Oh, so it's like how Hoopa makes it's hyperspace hole attack!" Frisk exclaimed.
"What? I can't use magic to woo my wife?" Zach chuckled.
Chara opened a portal into one of the guest rooms in the mansion, only to see some 'adult fun', before closing the portal and muttering "Nope, not again!"
Frisk, however, made a portal that lead to the inside of the fridge. They decided to stay there for a while and scare whoever opened up the fridge. Zach made sure the two hadn't gotten lost. "Good work! Now then, let's get some cake!" Zach exclaimed, eating a piece of cake with the others.
Sans came back through the portal, after what seemed like an eternity, his eyesockets pitch black. "now i know how chara felt when they walked in on t-" Sans was about to finish that sentence, but saw that everyone could hear him and started mysteriously blushing.
"Hey Daniel, how do you like this arranged marriage situation? Abi's just kinda nervous about it, what about you?" Zach asked.
Daniel's cheeks went red. "W-what do you mean!? I uh ... can't say for certain hehe" He stammered, going redder.
"Well, I think you should try being romantic and get her more used to the idea of being your wife... You have time, two months even. Besides I think you two are cute together." Zach explained.
"Yeah uh ... that's what Alphys said ... that we look cute together. You really think I should do that?" Daniel asked, going redder. "You know who I think look cute together~ ... them two ..." He said, smirking as he pointed to a robot in particular and a particular ghost in a robot body, who were standing at the opposite room. " I ship a lot of things, it doesn't matter gay or no. For example, I thought Toriel and Asgore were a thing, as well as Frisk and Chara, and Sans and Papyrus, heck, even I thought Utf had found herself a robot when I first arrived here. That was, until I learned that Toriel and Asgore were divorced, Frisk and Chara both liked someone else, Sans and Papyrus were brothers and Utf and Mettaton hated each other." Daniel chuckled.
A little while later, Zach gave Chara his present when they got home. "Hey Chara, I got you something.~ That's not all either, follow me." Zach said as he gave her a high quality European chocolate bar and lead her outside to a tree that wasn't there before. "You know what this is? It's a cocoa tree! I used magic to make it able to survive here, you'll be able to make your own chocolate!" He exclaimed as he hugged and kissed her.
"Wow, thank's Zach! Now instead of making chocolate at the factory, I can make some here!" Chara exclaimed.
"If there's anything else you'd want for your birthday before bed, I'm all yours.~ Your wish is my command.~" Zach seductively whispered.
In the meantime, Zara came downstairs holding the used condom she found in Patricia's bedroom. "What is this, Aunt Patty had it in the trashcan of her room. It's gross, wet and reeks of Patty's friend." Zara asked. None of them knew how to handle this, so Zara was instructed to throw it in the bin.
A while later,a hooded figure sent a little girl to give a note and a burger to Takeo. "Much too young to be without a mother or father..." They sighed as she left. The note said 'Dearest Takeo, we would like to apologize if we seemed too threatening before, as we do not wish to have to harm a baby if we can avoid it. It was simply to get you to think about if it's worth you getting involved in our war on genocidal demons. We give you this burger as a peace offering, we believe it will be to... your particular tastes. There will be more if you join us in saving universes from destruction, you see, we have no family or friends left, the demons saw to that. We simply want to prevent this fate from taking place anywhere else.
Sincerely, the Unknown.'
