A/N Sorry for the long wait, I was super busy and I will be busy the whole of the next weekend volunteering at a lego convention, but still post reviews as normal. Just to clear things up, I only technically have one active ask on this website, I ended Q&A With the Gang a while ago. I have a started ask, on wattpad, but that ain't getting anything. Also, I am doing a webcomic version of this ask on Tumblr, though I have only posted the first chapter, I still have 48 to go, which reminds me, happy 50th chapter!
Zach picked up and held Angel in the morning. "Hello Smol daughter baby, how're you this morning?" He aasked
"Ababababa ... A-Dada!" Angel replied.
"Oh really? That's interesting." Zach said, tossing Angel in the air and catching her. Maicoh and Felan came over seeming to want to get in on the action. "Aww, you want up too?" Zach asked, picking them up. "There, all better. We're gonna need more arms..." He exclaimed, looking at Chara's belly. So, let's see, Zara has my hair and your eyes, Angel looks like you, Maicoh and Felan look like me, what other combos can we get?" Zach wondered.
"Well... Blonde hair and red eyes has been used, brown hair and red eyes also. Blonde hair and green eyes has also been used, so the only other combination is brown hair and green eyes." Chara stated.
Zach patted Chara's belly and kissed her. "So, are you three ready to be big brothers and sister?" He asked the triplets.
Maicoh and Angel responded with "Dada", whilst Felan responded with "Chocho"
Zara came downstairs after waking up at the same time Clone Zara went to get some cerial." Uhhhhhhhhhh... you saw that right Chara?" Zach asked, clearly confused.
"Yep, I saw that, you're not getting old, Zach, still young, sprightly and something else that can't be said in front of the kids." Chara teased.
"Morning mom, morning dad. I was watching TV the other day and this person that looks exactly like me and talks exactly like me appeared next to me. I was scared that another me appeared from the time mom reset." Zara explained.
"How the heck did...? I wonder if Takeo dropped this when he walked in on us while we were-" Zach trailed off, noticing one of the triplets were playing with the cloning gun, and all children, now including the clone were within earshot. "Umm... Hanging out?" He finished.
"Hey Zach, you know how Zara is named after a combination of our names? Well, until we know how we can sort this out, we name the clone Zara after a combination of our names. If anyone askes, we could say she's Zara's twin." Chara offered. I think Zacha (pronounced Sasha) is the only other suitable name combination." She elaborated.
In the meantime, Emma snuggled closer to Sorial as he woke up. Sorial blushed as she pressed her chest close. "Made you blush~" She smirked as she kissed him and went to get ready for school. On the way to English class, the two girls were talking. "So, see anyone you like? There's gotta be a few good choices around, maybe you could go for a human this time if you're into that?" Emma asked.
"Maybe..." Sariel shrugged her shoulders. "The fact is ... it would be awkward dating another friend. I could go for Josh, but he is way out of my leauge. Connor is pretty nice, but he is ugly as! Matt is cute, but he acts like a total slob, I mean who leaves dirty laundry in their locker!" Sariel exclaimed, rambling on about boys. Emma went to each boy to see if they were interested.
The trio were the first to arrive in English "Hey there you three! I got this cake from my new neighbour, though I'm not sure what flavour it is and I have allergies." Their teacher explained. Sariel turned the slice from human food to monster food and they each took an equal portion. What the teacher didn't know is that Sariel also used magic to remove the Aphrodaisics from the slice.
"Mmm Chocolate, whoever your neighbour is ... they're a good cook!" Sariel exclaimed convincingly. The teacher shared the rest of the cake, which was still spiked, with his colleauges at lunch.
Later in the AOTP universe, Diana e-mailed her response. 'Oh that's fine so tell me who do u crush on -threatens him- tell me or I would assume ur crush based on my ship 4u and tell everyone that is who u like' The e-mail said.
"Well, Diana, to quote Bender the bending robot 'Bite my shiny metal a- butt'" Mettaton exclaimed. " I am not telling anyone anything!" He added, folding his arms. "You will just have to look for the subtle clues yourself!" He finished.
The two familiar figures step out of the portal, set there was...something different about them " "It's just Fire being lovestruck again...and that bouquet of flowers..." Hana deadpanned.
"Hello everyone! Hi, Muffet!" Fire greeted everyone. Everyone greeted Fire back. "Well, I'm finally here to visit you all for a few days...and to apologize to Zach for Hana's 'teaching lesson'." He elaborated.
"Seriously!? 'G' already mentioned that 'Diavolo' should only be used in emergencies!" Hana groaned.
"Still, what you did was...kinda irrational, so yeah." Fire mentioned.
"...Alright, fine." Hana huffed.
"Cool. So, uhm, Muffet...would you like to go on the date soon? I would just need to find a proper living place in AOTP soon, and until then I'll just take one of the guestrooms." Fire asked.
"~Ahuhu I would love to go on a date with you, but who will look after my pet? Not to mention all the spiders?" Muffet sounded concerned.
"I'll go, I need to get over my fear sooner or-" Utf was interrupted.
"No, I'll go" Mettaton interjected before a long pause "... I know what to do if anything goes wrong... what I mean is I'll go as well in case something goes wrong.
"Ahuhu, thank you, Mettaton and Utf~ I guess I can go on that date with you, Fire." Muffet said.
"Nice, well...I'll get set up. See you all later! And Hana-" Fire replied.
"What NOW!?" Hana angrily asked.
"...Just have fun." Fire requested as he showed Muffet the bouqe and lead her out the door.
"Either he had too much cola again or this whole love-story plays out in my favor." Hana grinned, baffled."Either way, I'll comply to his request, since I brought THIS!" She said as a black stage appeared in the living room, with a mic set up and everything. "LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WELCOME TO OUR 1ST ANNUAL PUN COMPETITION. I AM YOUR HOST / JUDGE HANA AND TODAY YOU'LL HAVE THE CHANCE TO LET THOSE CRINGE-WORTHY PUNS FLY!" Hana shouted, sitting on one of the chairs, the other was left for Sans. "The rules are simple. Every one gets one try, step onto the stage and tell us your pun. They'll be rated by 'Originality', 'Creativity' and 'Entertainment value' by me and Sans. The winner recieves a special grand prize. And with that: MAY THE BEST PUN WIN!" She elaborated, Sans taking his place, by teleporting and plopping into the chair.
Those who were confident performing went first, all recieving cheers and hoots and jeers. After getting annoyed at the multitude of puns, Papyrus took his turn. "UGH! WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP TELLING CORNY JOKES! BECAUSE CORN, IS FOR EATING! REALLY, WHY CAN'T THESE PUNS BE MADE OF PAPER INSTEAD OF CORN, THEN IT WOULD MAKE SENSE, BECAUSE THESE PUNS ARE TEAR-IBLE! I HAVE HADE ENOUGH! CORN IS EVEN COMING OUT OF MY NONEXISTENT EARS"
Everyone laughed, but Sans laughed the hardest. "i'm proud of you bro!" he exclaimed.
After a few more, Toriel took her turn. " Oh, how can I keep up with puns so Sans-ational, I swear, one of them hit my funny bone so hard it was a real rib tickler! I think I may have accidentally punted the person in front of me as I died with laughter I have just goat to keep it contained inside me! Though tibia honest, I am a pretty humerus mom-edian!" Toriel was on a roll, she had everyone laughing.
"i'm proud of you too, babe" Sans was dying of laughter (Pun intended) After the judges chatted for a while, they had the victors. Chara came in third with their narration puns and knife puns, in second was Papyrus, which everyone linked it to favoritism, the winner was Toriel, which was also linked to favoritism, but she seemed to be the crowd favorite, so the desicion was justified.
A little while later, Zach came with the magic cub. "Alright kids, today we're learning detect life. It basically allows you to sense living things and where they are. So I have given Chara, Frisk, and Zara each a baby and some boxes, you need to determine which box has the baby using magic." He explained. The two Zaras seemed to be explaining to Paedro at the same time, who needed help.
"H-how come there's two of you, I mean you don't need to be two, one is enough. " Paedro asked curiously, whilst looking away shyly.
Before Zara could respond, Clone Zara interjected. "I am her uh ... twin, yes twin ... and my name is...Zacha" She replied, remembering what she was told to say.
"Cool!" Paedro exclaimed. "I made two friends for the price of one!" He elaborated.
Zach adressed the class. "Alright kids, here's a second application for this spell, you can use it to tell if someone's going to have a baby." He said, bringing forward Hannah, his Chara, Sam and Heather. He also included a couple of volunteers who were not expecting.
"U-umm, Mr. Benson? This one feels... Different, l-like its stronger." Saoirse, who was checking over Chara explained (Epic troll face, wearing sunnoes, that's what I'm like now.)
"Really? Hey yeah, it does feel different" Kid Zach exclaimed, trying out the spell.
"You stink as a Teacher, woman" Cameron exclaimed as he kicked Abigail's leg.
"Actually, you can't detect life because I'm not expecting a child. Go and try the spell on Chara." Abigail exclaimed.
"Still can't feel anything!" Cameron stated, though his face said otherwise.
Zach then packed up, then took everyone home. Cameron took the spellbook and put it in his backpack. He opened it up when he got home, upside down. The pages glow a purplish blue color and the text glows, revealing the dark chapters of the book, including rituals for summoning demons, both friendly and not, voodoo, information about dangerous creatures including the wendigo story that was told before, necromancy, and other dangerous and dark topics. Cameron couldn't read the runes, but he made a guess as to what the pictures meant. "Cool!" Cameron exclaimed. He created a demon, but it turned on him and broke loose the second it saw the chance Cameron stayed huddled in his room frantically looking for a counterspell. Though he only ended up summoning another darker creature.
A while later, Will showed up at the doorstep, dressed in a suit and tie, with a corsage for Patty. Patricia came down later, wearing a light blue silk dress with matching shoes and a matching clutch. "Hey Patty, you look beautiful. Ready to go?"he asked.
"Sure, and I can say the same aabout you. Seeya everyone!" Patricia responded.
Will drove her to the dance, giving her some punch. "So, did they figure out where those panties came from?" he asked.
"Actually, yeah, a hooded figure tried to frame Zach to break Chara's heart." Patricia explained.
"Well, at least they aren't fighting anymore. So, care for a dance? You know, I think your eyes are deep enough blue that I could drown in them." He said as he took Patricia for a slow dance.
"Hehe... wanna hear a math equation? Take it to the power of two, subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide the legs and hope there's no multiplying~" Patricia flirted. "Actually, scrap that ... that's the worst math equation in the world! and inaccurate! It doesn't even follow the simple rules of BIMDAS, always multiply and/or divide before adding/subtracting!" She ranted.
Will stared back at her, checking her out. "You have no idea how much I want you right now." He stated before kissing her.
Later, back in the AOTP universe, someone named Beth the sinner gathered the adults after the kids went to bed. "Hey guys~ Soooooo... I have some less than clean things I'm curious about, so I figured we could make a game of it. Alright let's go! What age did everyone first... do the do?"
Everyone looked nervous. Zach and Chara sent in their answer from their home; 15 and 14 respectively. Mettaton was still Happstablook at the time, though he couldn't remember the exact age. Both Utf and Abi got laid during the prom after party, as did Daniel, though all with different people.
"I FIRST 'DID THE DEW' WHEN I WAS A BABYBONES! THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I HAD IT." Papyrus innocently exclaimed, causing curious glances from everyone around the room. "WHAT!? I SERIOUSLY CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALL WAITED UNTILL YOUR ADOESCENCE TO TRY MOUNTAIN DEW, YOU KNOW 'DO THE DEW'!" Papyrus shouted as everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"bro, that's not what the asker meant, they meant ..." Sans whispered what was meant to Papyrus, who seemed to be grossed out.
"WHY WOULD ANYONE DARE ASK THAT!? WELL, IF THAT'S THE CASE, THEN I AM AS CLEAN AS THE DRIVEN SNOW, NYEH HEH HEH HEH!" Papyrus proudly stated.
Toriel and Asgore both admitted to first doing it when the castle was on lockdown, Asgore's parents, the heads of the royal guard at the time had to leave Asgore with Toriel in her royal chamber, the two were curious, and ... Bob's ya uncle! Everyone else explained their mundane first time. "Has anyone here had a one night stand?" The asker asked.
All eyes turned towards Mettaton sucpicously. "What!, you think that just because I'm a celebrity, I have one night stands, cause I don't!" He shouted.
"BUT, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE MANAGED TO STAND STILL FOR ONE WHOLE NIGHT, I DO IT ALL THE TIME!" Papyrus exclaimed innocently, everyone caught the giggles, so Sans decided to tell Papyrus about this as well.
"Who has peeped on someone while they were naked when you were younger?" Beth asked.
Zach admitted to it. "... Oh like you guys didn't try that when you were 13. And the first time was an accident..." Everyone nodded in agreement.
"...Well, when you are able to go through walls and fade out of view, it is impossible to resist..." Mettaton stated.
"...i have to...agree with...happstablook on this..." Napstablook admitted. Angry dummy agreed.
"Which kids were not planned?" Beth asked.
"Statistically speaking, around 90% of all monster children are not planned as the only contraceptive method that works for monsters is Abstinence." gaster explained.
"Has anyone caught you in the act?" Beth asked.
"Zara caught Patricia and Will in the act, if memory serves." Chara stated. "Mom caught me and Zach in the act once or twice." She elaborated.
"uhh... chara walked in on me and tori, poor child, they saw more than they could hand" Sans bravely stated. "though i wonder who they walked in on during their portal lesson" he wondered.
"That took a lot of ... guts... heheh" Toriel giggled, kissing the top of his blushing blue skull
"thanks tori..." Sans mumbled.
"What's the riskiest place you've done it?" Beth asked.
"Umm... Well we may have fooled around on the roof a few times." Zach admitted.
"But can you top in a tree?" Utf challenged.
"I can. In a tree, as a squirrel, with an actual squirrel." Abi challenged.
"...Workbench..." Gaster admitted with boredom
"U-uh..." Alphys was very hesitant.
"On top of a pillar of SPEARS!" Undyne shouted. (I'll skip the last few, as I can't really provide a funny enough answer.
A little while later, the prom finished. "So, you have a good time?" Will asked.
"Great time ... though I know how I can have an even better time, what do you say?" Patricia teased, making Will go red as a beet.
"...I love you " Will said as they went at it extra passionately, full throttle, in the car, on a hill overlooking the city, under a starry night sky. Neither one of them realised they forgot something that starts with a C and rhymes with fandom.
A little while later, the Unknown entered the dream of their current leader, looking quite angry. "What. Did. You. Just. DO!? We all agreed! We never let Jack out again! He was happy watching his movies and wasn't hurting anyone in there!" They shouted.
"We were out of options, these demons are persistent and refuse to die... So we need them to give up hope." The unknown leader reasoned.
"Jack will hurt anyone for the sake of his 'game' being interesting! We don't harm innocents! Just remove demons to save universes! Now he's not going to go back until he's had his fun! And that blood's on your hands... I'll have no part in this" The dreamwalker shouted angrily.
"Oh? And what? You think what the demons did was any better?" The leader tried reasoning again
"WE ARE NOT THEM!" The dreamwalker shouted. "...we are not them..." They said much quieter.
"There's something you'll have to accept Dawn... the only difference between us and the demons is we don't destroy timelines for fun, we kill to prevent it." The leader assured the dreamwalker, Dawn.
Dawn started to cry quietly. "... they're right... I'm the demon here... I'm just as b-bad as- I'm done. I'm leaving now... I'm going to make things right... if I can." They said, staring down their leader.
"Good luck getting them to listen, you gave the one's daughter night terrors and caused them to nearly kill themself." The leader said.
" ... I can try..." Dawn said, fading away.
In the meantime, in an alternate universe, An unknown creature which looks like a humanoid Insect fly with green wing, green eyes, sharp teeth, claws, and giant grasshopper legs, is on top of a building. Around the building are several corpses of humans, with their heads decapitated. "I sense it, another prey." The creature stated. they then flew off. "Where are~ you Unknown? Perhaps I should feast on your former follower, Dawn~? GRAHAHAHA!"
In the meantime, in yet another AU, Takeo, Good Chara and Geno Chara were having dinner. " Tch, why should I eat here?" Geno Chara huffed.
" Well it's either you starving or Eating here Jen." Takeo stated.
"Jen?" Geno Chara questioned.
"Hey I can't keep calling you Chara all the time, it makes things weird, so I'll call you Jen, then the good you being Charie." Takeo explained.
"Why Charie?" Good Chara asked.
" Hey I ain't good at names." Takeo explained. he then heared a buzzing from his pocket. He grabbed out a tracking device. "What the? Hmm, uh oh." Takeo explained.
"Dreemurr" Jen coughed ath the same time Charie asked "What? Why uh oh?"
"Well... Someone who was previously from Unknown, is now being hunted by an Amazon, aka my kind of half breed genetically experimented humans." Takeo explained.
"And you're worried about that?" Jen asked. Takeo quickly paid the bill, and got the Charas onto the motorcycle.
"Why the rush, Mr Takeo?" Charie asked.
" I'm going to save that person, or more commonly known as Dawn" Takeo explained.
"Well, for your information, this 'Dawn'shouldn't be saved, after what they've done.?" Jen asked.
"Look, I get it that you hate the person. But, she (I presume it's a girl) ain't the only, so called demon." Takeo said as he drove off at max speed 'I will save them, I won't be a beast again.' Takeo thought to himself.
