A/N: Hello faithful readers! Third of four today! We get a little bit of fun mixed in with the story :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel, Disney, ABC, NBC, or the Avengers.


"Hello?" I asked into my phone the next morning as I fed the horses. It had been ringing quite loudly in my back pocket, spooking Sweet Feet slightly, as I brushed her forelock. She had gotten it quite knotted on something.

"So, I got a call from Ellen's people. She wanted to know if you would be free for a show."

"Ellen? Like, talk show Ellen?" I asked. I didn't really know anyone else named Ellen, so I must sound stupid to Maria. Stupid pregnancy brain. I lost IQ points because of it, according to my Dad. Gloating bastard.

"Yes, that Ellen. She has been wanting you back on the show, and once she started asking around, other shows heard, and well," Maria said, trailing off.

"Oh no," I said, dreading it in the pit of my stomach.

"Yeah, we might make this an annual thing," She teased me.

"When?" I sighed.

"Ellen wants you two weeks from now. And because I like bossing you around, we have a full week and a half of shows for you to appear on," She said, a gloating tone to her voice.

"Maria, Steve and I just got past a fight where he accused me of making excuses to be away from base. How do you think this will go over?"

"So take them with you?" Maria asked, like it was obvious, "They want the twins as well."

"What?" I laughed, not believing that to be true.

"Yes. Three shows requested your kids come along."

"Well if one comes, they all must," I sighed, rubbing my belly, "What's the line up look like?"

"Ellen, Conan, Kimmel, Fallon, Meyers, Corden, SNL and a quite pop over to England for the Graham Norton Show."

"Okay the first, third, fourth and two last ones I am stoked for. How on earth did you manage it all in that order?"

"Because ARSENAL knows your preferences and they have been asking since your last 'tour'."

"Well, I will tell the guys," I said, "Uh, did Loki feed the horses last night?"

"He says yes."

"Tell him we need to stop giving Sweet Feet the Timothy Brome and start her on Alfalfa and feed. It will give her more energy and it's better for the foal. Might as well give it to Sun as well. I will order it and we can figure out a ratio later."

"I will tell him, you tell the soldier boys."

"Oh god, I am so going to remember that," I said laughing loudly.


The guys didn't mind travelling with me for the two weeks, as the kids packed quickly. We would be staying at my Dad's Malibu mansion while we were in California, with all of us popping over to Disneyland on our one off day. Because I was showing, we decided it would be best to tell everyone on Ellen's show, because a few pictures had already surfaced from our Niagara trip, and there was online speculation.

I asked Nat's permission to mention my surrogacy, and she was surprisingly okay with it. So I had my talking points, and the kids were drilled on what was not appropriate for the public to hear, such as Thanos and his trying to take over the universe. I had sent alt. Tony a message about what we learned, and if they needed help, we would go. He sent a message back that they appreciated the information, and would try to gather as many allies as possible.

So, as I made sure Callie's makeup was perfect in the dressing room, Elijah was talking animatedly over a video call to my Dad and Pepper. Steve and Bucky would keep them busy back here while I went on first.

"Sera? We are ready for you," Linda said, popping her head in after knocking.

"Showtime," I said to the kids, pushing back a bit of Elijah's hair, and fixing a curl of Callie's.

"See you soon," I smiled, kissing the guys and following Linda out of the room. Remembering the hallway from my first time, I knew where to stand and Linda would give me the cue to walk out, as we watched a feed from behind stage.

"It's been almost a year since we've had her on the show, and it's not for lack of trying on my part. She's just so hard to get a hold of. Please welcome, my friend, Sera Stark," Ellen said, and I heard the chorus of Run the World by Beyoncé start. I walked out, smiling and waving at the audience, taking special care not to trip in my low kitten heels. Ellen greeted me with a hug, saying, "It's great to see you again."

"It's great to be here again," I said as we sat and the audience quieted.

"So, last time we saw you, Hydra was put down for good."

"At least most of it."

"What's happened since then? I've heard rumors," She said, giving me a look that made the audience chuckle.

"Ellen, you know better than to listen to rumors. First off, I had a wild trip to alternate dimension, and then I was a surrogate as I was working in Vienna with the UN," I said, making a few of the audience members cheer.

"That's big."

"What's even better is that they were my godchildren, so it was a really moving experience for me and Natasha."

"Natasha Romanoff?"

"Yes, and they are-" The audience awe'd as a picture of Anna and Niklaus was brought up on the screen behind us.

"That's precious," Ellen said, "So, why surrogacy?"

"Long story short, Natasha and Bruce couldn't have kids conventionally, so they supplied the stuff while I supplied the oven," I smiled.

"Must have been a weird experience as well. For your husbands," She said, genuinely interested.

"Yeah, at first they almost protested, but I laid down the law. It was a promise I made her within a year of knowing her, and that makes… years of friendship to date."

"I don't think many people can claim that honor," She joked.

"No, just Clint and I."

"So what's new on the farm?" She asked.

"Well, my horses are going to be parents come December, and we are getting a chicken coop put in next to our stable for the kids. And the eggs," I smiled, as Ellen looked at the screen.

"You obviously love those horses," She said, gesturing to the picture of me, standing between them, arms under their heads and holding their cheeks while Joey sat at my feet.

"They are pretty great. On the right is Sunchaser, and the left is Sweet Feet, and that is Joey at my feet. He is our Avenger's mascot. But what our little family is excited about it our newest addition coming in February," I smiled, pointing at my small bump. Get it out of the way and it would spread like wildfire.

"Congrats!"

"We have another six months to go. Maybe only five if it was anything like the last few pregnancies," I said, shrugging my shoulders.

"Are you wanting to know the gender?"

"Yes, but we thought we would do a gender reveal for the family and team."

"That sounds like fun."

"It should be."

"Now, you guys are doing what?"

"I'm just nesting right now. The twins are doing so wonderfully at their studies and training. Steve and I are running the show, Bucky is training with our team. Just enjoying life.

"Okay, go back. Studies and training? I thought the twins were about 1 and a half," She asked confused.

"Well, they are and they aren't. My twins are unique because of the serum that enhanced their fathers. Coupled with their InHuman genetics, they actually grew faster. So when they were four months old, they looked a year old. When they were a year old, they looked around 9 years old. And now, at a year and five months, they look 13 years old. And during the time their bodies were growing, their brains also kept up to those ages. So we had to start homeschooling them. And last month they finished high school pre-calculus with flying colors. And their training has been going on since they looked five. Basic defense moves any five year old would learn in Judo. And now they are starting SHIELD training."

"That's amazing," Ellen said, looking floored as a slideshow of our last year and a bit came on screen.

"Well, we have to take a break here, and when we come back, Sera has a surprise for all of you. We'll be back after this," Ellen said to the camera. A couch was quickly shuffled onto the stage, by stagehands, setting it up next to my single chair.

Music played as the audience cheered, and suddenly there was a wave from a producer to Ellen, who then looked back at the camera and said, "If you are just joining us, we have been joined by the lovely Sera Stark, Avenger and UN Ambassador."

"So, Sera, you have a surprise for everyone, am I correct?" She said.

"Yes, and no one has to jump out of a cake," I teased, "Or a box."

"Yeah, my producer said not to even attempt it," She said sheepishly, "I really wanted to see what happened, but our lawyers said no."

"Well, my surprise, is backstage," I said, standing up as the camera panned.

"It is. Please welcome Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes and Elijah and Calliope Rogers-Barnes," She said, making the audience cheer, getting to their feet, as music played my family in. The kids came through first, smiling and waving at the audience, Steve and Bucky following them.

Callie came up to me, sidling up to the side of the couch next to my chair, Elijah then Steve and Bucky following her to sit down.

"It is an honor to meet you both. Both war heroes, and now superheroes. You have done so much for your country and for the world. All three of you," She said, making the audience roar again with applause and cheers.

"This is a historic day in television. I have three superheroes, and two future superheroes on my stage. I have bragging rights for the rest of my life," Ellen said, to the audience making them laugh.

"It's an honor to be here," Steve said, smiling.

"Now, how many embarrassing stories can we get out of all three parents?" Ellen asked the kids.

"Plenty," Callie said, another chuckle going through the audience.

"So the last time I saw a picture of you two when your mom was here, was when you were babies. Does it feel weird to be a teenager when you aren't even two?"

"I don't have much to compare it to," Eli said, making Ellen laugh.

"But you both are InHuman, like you're mom."

"Yes, we just haven't gone through the process of getting our powers."

"So you don't know what they are yet?" She asked seriously.

"Not until Terrigenesis," I added.

"So how does that work?" Ellen asked confused.

"Well, I like to think of it like a caterpillar forming a chrysalis. Once the Terrigen crystal breaks the dust triggers a reaction in our genetics, only once. A stone like shell forms over our skin, trapping us inside. I remember feeling fire in my throat as I inhaled the dust, and it felt… really odd being inside of the husk. And then the stone falls away once your body is done changing. Some powers have physical manifestations, others are internal. My wings are physical, and we seen how in can change a person's skin tone, facial structure, even hair and eye color. It is like a hive. Each ant has its own job, just like each InHuman has a purpose, a reason they were given certain powers."

"That's fascinating. Now, you all train? How is that, coaching and leading your own kids?"

"Well, right now, they are under SHIELD leadership. We collaborate on a lot of things, but they are training them to be agents right now. We focus on working with your powers and skills. They are more stealth, tactical and firearms. Once they have their powers, they will be honing those skills with Sera and Daisy, our InHuman liaison."

"Now, I want to know, kids cover your ears," She joked, "Who really wears the pants in this relationship?"

"We share them," I smiled knowingly, "Sometimes I lay down the law, other times Bucky reams us both out, and Steve knows how to use the Eyebrows of Disappointment to make you feel like a scolded child."

"Who is more of the enforcer though? Child rearing for example."

"Well I was until I left for Vienna, then it was Bucky, but we've decided Steve gets to be Mom while I bake our little bun and Bucky trains. It's his turn," I joked.

"That's good. Now, anyone you've got a crush on?" Ellen asked the kids, staring them down, making the audience laugh.

"No," Callie said, eyes wide, as Ellen snickered.

"I'm kidding. Relax girl," She laughed.

"No one. I just want food," Elijah said, making me laugh covering my mouth.

"How much food do you go through?" Ellen asked him.

"A lot."

"We had to double the food order since they got bigger. It's true with any teenager. They suddenly eat more and your groceries triple overnight. But we have nursing moms who need the calories, super-soldiers, Asgardian gods, anyone with enhancements… basically, imagine a small army and the food for them, then triple that. A delivery truck is by almost daily," I said.

"Now, I need the guys to stand up," Ellen said, "Because I know all the ladies here need to see this."

"Okay, now, lift your shirts," She said, making me laugh as the guys looked back in confusion.

"Why?" Bucky smirked, un-tucking his sweater as the audience roared.

"That's why!" I smiled, encouraging Steve to go along with it. He tried very hard not to blush as a few women catcalled him. They both lifted their shirts at the same time, and the crowd went nuts.

"Ladies and gentlemen, you're welcome," Ellen said to the camera.