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Chapter 2

Sometime later at Shintaro's house

Naruto looked around the room as he entered behind Shintaro his body blocking his view. When he moved to the side Naruto was able to see that the house was small and decorated with many different styles. The living room although small was decorated like a tea house with the screens opening out onto the courtyard. It had a very feminine feel to it like the lady had decided and there was no compromise. The walls were covered in paintings from the old era as if to remind were they had come from.

Before he could look more at the furniture he heard running coming from up above then a screech. Before he could react he was tackled by a flying silver blur. He tried to roll to shake the weight off but he ended on his back with a large canine starring him in the face. Golden slitted wof eyes meeting his crystal blue eyes before he turned his head. He prepared to defend himself but stopped as he heard a loud laugh.

He turned to see shintaro rolling on the floor laughing. He struggled to get the beast out of his face as it was drooling in a big way licking him in the face the slobber threatening to touch his lips if he didn't turn his head quickly enough. He turned just as a woman about medium height with long mid-waist length lemon like gold hair flew down the stairs to grab the animal.

He watched on his back as she wrestled the animal into submission "Hey Kyuubi what is going on here?"

Kyuubi watching from his cage shook his giant fox head laughing but trying to hide it because of naruto's confusion. "Kit you have just been tasted by a wolf if I'm not mistaken and now we are watching said wolf be punished for doing so"

After that kyuubi could contain his laughter no longer watching the wolf as it's chastised like a child he shook with it.

Naruto just half listened to kyuubi's laughter as he watched the gold-haired female punish the larger wolf

"...You shouldn't be doing that to guests you know better kenshin we can't afford to have problems like last time no biting or tasting unless their enemies got it."

Naruto smirked as he heard this and his grin grew wider as she turned to shintaro and proceeded to chew him out as well. He was laughing right along with kyuubi by the time she was finished with her tirade on the two both of their faces showed how sorry they were and the wolf looked as if wanted to whine but was afraid to make a sound.

He flinched when she turned to him hearing his laughter. It seemed like eternity as they starred into each others eyes. Blue starred at gray and gray at blue. He flinched as he heard the ear splitting squeal that ripped through the house.

He landed on his back once again then he felt a warm and soft thing in his face and his whole body was encased in warmth. He opened his eyes that he hadn't even known were closed. He was suffocating as her bosom covered his whole face it was awkward.

He could hear laughter to the side above the squeals and "kawaii's" He looked at Shintaro as he was laughing his eyes saying help me. After what seemed like hours shintaro finally noticed that naruto was turning blue from lack of air.

He spoke up " Mina would ya let go of the boy he's turning blue" He laughed harder as he saw her glance down at the now unconscious naruto whose face was an interesting shade of blue

She jumped then let him go his body took in great gulps of air. She put him on the mat then raced to the kitchen to grab some herbs to revive him.

Kenshin got closer to the boy and licked his face again. He backed up a little when shintaro looked at him funny. He opened his mouth and said" Alright already I'll change back but she was tryin to get me to wear a dress," He grumbled as he was engulfed by a cloud of whit-grey smoke," sheesh just cause I look like a woman don't mean I am one ,ya know what torture is "

Shintaro shook his head as he watched the tall grey haired teen walk out of the fog." No kenshin I'd assume its bamboo shoots under your nails." Kenshin shook his shoulder length grey hair out of his golden eyes " Oh noooo that's to easy real torture is a woman trying to put you in girl clothes take pictures and get you to wear makeup while in them."

Naruto woke to see a grey haired teen get wacked on the head by the crazy woman who had suffocated him earlier. He tried to remain still as he listened to them argue something about pervert wolves and psycho women. He sat up as he saw that they weren't looking at him.

He quietly got off the mat and snuck behind their backs making it to the door before he heard Shintaro call "Oy naruto come meet my family."

Naruto turned sighed and wondered if he was getting himself into more trouble than ever before by coming here but he was hungry. He turned around and found all three starring at him. The girl came up and squatted in front of him till they were the same height. "Nice to meet you naruto my names mina and that's kenshin."

He looked confused and wondered if he should ask but then kyuubi told him it wouldn't hurt to ask them his question. "Um…not to be rude but ma'am you just called him the wolf's name "He looked around for the wolf but found no sigh of it anywhere. He looked back at Mina "Where's the huge wolf that was trying to eat me earlier?"

Mina laughed then pointed to the grey haired teen she spoke between laughter "That's…hah…that's him …right…hah…there...hahah."

The teen Kenshin growled and it made naruto's hair stand on end. "That's not funny Mina I didn't try to eat him just that he smelled kinda good like fox or something and it got me all excited and stuff." He grouched at her and then turned back to naruto. "Sorry kid she didn't mean to choke ya ta death with her boobs but she can't help it their huge …heh...I mean their ah family trait…"

He had to stop talking or he would have bit his tongue when she hit him hard enough to make him kiss the floor. Shintaro was standing to the side then spoke quietly "um Mina ya might want ta get back in the kitchen before your mother gets back and kicks your ass for burning down the house and her kitchen."

Mina jumped back as if bitten and looked up naruto and kenshin copying her and saw the smoke wafting into the living room from the kitchen. She was gone in a flash and they could hear cussing from the kitchen. The door opened behind Naruto making him jump as if he was stabbed. In the door was a woman about the same height as kenshin and he was 5'9 so the woman was tall indeed she had blonde grey hair as if a mixture of mina's and kenshin's. Her eyes a liquid gold green. Naruto looked up at her his face blocked by the massive chest in front of him. She looked down at him for a split second then up and shouted.

"MINA!..." Naruto coved his ears from the volume of the yell.

He could hear a quiet "Damn "from the kitchen before he fainted from the shock of the yell the woman let out.

Hey fans hope you liked this shorter chapter next ill introduce the whole family to you and their connections you'll have to guess on other stuff and thanxs for all the emails and reviews to those who did and ill fix and update my other stories at a later date see ya next time