Chewing

Sam and Freddie were sitting on the Shay's couch, watching a movie from Spencer's Pay-Per-View. Carly and Spencer had gone out to dinner, leaving the couple alone in the apartment.

"I love this part," Freddie said, watching the screen.

"This is such a dumb movie," Sam said, rolling her eyes, snapping her bubble gum.

"Shh! This is the part when the robot finds out that the android is really against him!"

"Uh-huh," Sam said boardly, chewing her gum loudly. "I still say we should've watched that fight."

"This is so much better!"

"No, it's stupid. I can't even follow it!"

"Well how can you even hear over your loud chewing? I swear, you're doing that just to bug me!"

"So what if I am?" she grinned.

"Well then quit it."

"Nope," Sam said, leaning over and snapping her gum in his ear.

"Sam! Stop!"

"You gave me the gum."

"I didn't know you were too immature for it!"

"Me immature? Ha!"

"Mature people know how to chew gum without making their boyfriends want to tear off their ears."

"First of all, I'd love to see you tear off your ears," Sam said. "Second of all, I'm going to keep chewing this piece of gum forever, so get used to it."

"You can't chew that gum forever," Freddie said. "It'll lose its flavor eventually."

"I don't care."

"Okay, but how are you supposed to eat ham with gum in your mouth?"

Sam frowned.

"Ahha," Freddie grinned. 'Got you on that one, don't I?"

"I'll-I'll- fine, I'd spit it out for ham, but since Carly and Spencer finished their ham, there's none here, so we don't have that problem."

"How are we supposed to kiss?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

"What makes you think I want to kiss you?"

"I dunno, maybe the fact that you practically attacked my face the second Carly and Spencer left," he pointed out.

"I can kiss you with gum in my mouth."

"No, remember you tried that before and wound up chocking on it?"

"Oh yeah…"

"But since you're not spitting it out," Freddie continued. "We won't get to kiss, so you won't have to worry about-"

He was interrupted by Sam pressing her lips to his.

"Wait, what did you do with your-" he started as he pulled away after a minute. Then he felt something soft and squishy in his ear.