A/N this chapter is going to be rather short.

The first e-mail from the requested dares only day was from an anonymous source. ':I dare the following; Utf and Mettaton to kiss ~after all the audience is dying for some romantic action ~ Undyne, drink this whole soda bottle. All Charas to give away your chocolate. Muffet-takes a breath- gimme money gimme money gimme money gimme money. Papyrus, suggest the punnyest name for your unborn niece/nephew. Frisk, flirt with everyone. I can't think of any more'

"Oh C'mon, I just started helping Abi and Danny with the paperwork and the first dare involves me!" Utf complained.

"You heard the anon, get over here." Mettaton dragged Utf out of the chair.

"Hey Mettaton! The tables have turned h-haven't they?" Alphys narrowed her eyes mischeiviously, remembering that Mettaton said those exact words getting Undyne and Alphys to 'just smooch already.'

"This I gotta see, you coming babe?" Daniel put down the pen and grabbed some popcorn.

A click could be heard as metal pressed against metal. It was meant to be a small kiss, to please the crowd, but it eventually deepened. "Alphys! I know you took a photo. Delete it! Now!" Mettaton growled in embarrasment.

"Hehe y-you see I alre- alredy posted it?" Alphys stammered uncertainly.

" Alphys, we've been friends for a long time and sometimes I wonder how you became the royal scientist. I. Am. A. Celebrity. Reporters pay through the nose for this type of gossip and here you are, posting it for everyone to see. I know it may seem like I'm being mean, but Alphys, it's the truth." Mettaton deadpanned at the logic.

Alphys hung her head in shame" S-sorry I-i just got caught ... got caught up in the m-moment... y-you're right, i d-don't deserve to be the r-royal scientist." The lizard woman turned away in shame.

A webbed hand came upon Alphys's hunched shoulders. "Hey Alph, to cheer you up, the next dare is for me. And guess what~? I have to drink all this soda. So whilst you're moping at least you'll have your girlfriend moping with you!" Undyne naturally bought a smile to Alphys's face. Undyne grabbed the two litre soda bottle and everyone chanted for her to finish it in one gulp. "URRRRRRPPPPPPPPP Whoo! Rotted teeth, rotted mind, rotted FIGHTING SPIRIT HERE I COME!" Despite hating soda with a passion, Undyne was surprisingly upbeat about it.

Chara cried reading the next dare. "... my chocolate..." They then handed out various chocolates from their stash to everyone. Big Chara was forwarded the dare, as well as Jen, Carie, Smol, Ghost, Karma, Mirror ect. Well, at least Big's children were happy.

"You can keep it..." Cameron stated when Chara gave some to him.

"But... it's chocolate, all kids like chocolate..." Chara reasoned.

"Then I'm not all kids..." Cameron responded. Chara then had to split Cameron's share for everyone else.

"Are you selling something, dearie?~" Muffet asked. "No? Then that is also my answer, but a compromise would be to let you pay with my pet for free~" Muffet answered her own question. "And no, even if it is a dare, I do not give money to rude people like you. If you want money, all you have to do is ask~." Muffet explained.

" PUNNY NAMES HMM? THE GREAT PAPYRUS ACCEPTS! MY PUNS ARE WELL ESTABLISHED AND NOT OVER USED OR GENERIC IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM!" Papyrus narrowwed his eye-sockets, thinking of a name. "HMM ... WELL, IT NEEDS TO BE ARIAL-Y GOOD PUN THAT CAMBRIA GOOD NAME AS WELL. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO FIXEDSYS ANY PROBLEMS, BUT THE NAME HAS TO MAKE A GOOD ENOUGH IMPACT. SANS! WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

Sans and Toriel were doubled over with laughter. "i'm proud of you bro, i promise to use a name you suggested for the child. onky?" Sans punned.

"Where to start?~" Frisk murmured to themself. "You'd better roll up those pants, I don't want you falling for anyone but me~. Did the sun come up, or did you just smile~? You are like my teeth, I can't smile without you~. Is your core temerature on the rise, cuz you're hot~! You know what's on the menu? Me-N-U~. I have a skeleton inside me, but I want another~. You must be a theif, cuz you just stole my heart~. You may be a fan of Undertale, but I'm a fan of you~. Is it hot in here? Oh! it's just you~! You're worth a million to me, so that's how much I'll give you~. If I could drink anything here, I'd drink you~." Frisk flirted with everyone.

The next e-mail was from KitKat. 'I dare Alphys to give a heroic anime speech in front of everyone. Papyrus, eat as much spaghetti as you can in one go. teM, vibrate in this Jello.'

"O-okay..." Alphys had luckily calmed down from earlier. (I don't know much anime, but here goes...) "Everyone, the world's not perfect, but it's there for us trying the best it can. That's what makes it so damn beautiful. Nothing's perfect, nothing ever will be, so stop worrying about getting hurt, because, pain is your friend, pain is your ally. Pain tells you when you have been wounded badly. But, you know what the best thing about pain is? It tells you that you are not dead yet. Trust me, I know. I have dealt with pain many different times, which I'm sure all of you have experiences as well. We may seem different on the outside, but we do have a lot in same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of looking abbout what's different ... well, who knows?" Everyone was silently watching Alphy's well put speech.

"NYEH HEH HEH HEH! THE GREAT PAPYRUS SHALL GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY!" Papyrus went off to make spaghetti

"TeM maKe U proUDs!" Temmie then dove onto a convieniently placed plate of jello and vibrated.

(ONE HOUR LATER...)

"AND I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS CANNOT FIT MORE THAN 12 PLATES OF MY ARTISIAN SPAGHETTI, BEFORE MY MAGIC STORES ARE FULL... AND THE SPAGHETTI GOES ... RIGHT THROUGH ... ME..." Ppyrus stated, grabbing Undyne. "UNDYNE, HOW ABOUT SOME TRAINING TO GET RID OF SOME EXCESS MAGIC!?" Papyrus and Undyne then went out back for some training.

"hey, this last e-mail is not a dare, but questions, i say we answer them, as it is still early." Abigail stated. 'Chara,Whta do you think about Little Chara? Kid,do you have...ROMANTIC feeling for Frisk?' These questions were from The477Crew.

"Hang on, I think they're referring to Big, in the first question." Chara forwarded the question to Big Chara.

"Well, little me, is a lot like me... except not as quick tempered. I always used to cause mischeif, it's only cause I have Zach here, that I am nice to everyone else, his kindness is contagious..." Big Chara explained.

"Mom, what does contagious mean?" Zara and Zacha asked at the same time.

"Well, sweeties, contagious means that if someone has something, then someone else could easily get it as well." Big explained.

"Yo, I love Frisk and that's that. They mean the world to me... Actually, we have been going out together for quite some time now." Kid explained, making Frisk blush.

"ok ... i know this is off topic, but is it just me, or has anyone noticed that Cam's ears look pointier than usual?" Abigail asked.