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Chapter 10
Naruto woke to the smell of bacon and eggs frying in his kitchen. He stretched yawning his fangs flashing; he scratched his stomache over kyo's mark. He sat up rubbing his head turning to look at the clock it read 5:40 am.
He groaned passed his hand over his face knowing that he had to get up. He rotated his body till his feet were firmly on the floor and stood slowly his naked chest bared in the predawn light. He trotted into the kitchen in his orange pajama bottoms.
Ryu glanced over as naruto walked into the kitchen he ran his gaze over his young lover's body. Naruto sat at the table just as ryu placed the eggs and bacon on a plate. Naruto smiled and dug in with gusto tasting the different flavors and identifying them as peper salt and garlic salt.
Ryu waited until naruto had finished then wrapped his arms around his shoulders. "Naruto-kuuuun we have made all the arrangements for their arrival"
Naruto reached his hand back scratching behind ryu's wolf ear pulling him forward for a kiss on the chin "Thanks Ryu i'll tell them after I finish my first mission today."
Ryu nodded and kissed naruto on the back of his neck making him shiver in his seat. He stepped back allowing naruto to rise turning him so they were face to face. He lowered his face not taking his eyes off naruto giving him the chance to move.
Naruto held still and waited until he felt soft lips touch his he opened his mouth to accept ryu's kisses. Their kiss started off slow and smooth escalating to a tonsil cleaning kiss. Naruto brought his hands up to ryu's face controlling his movement.
The sound of knocking at the door made them break reluctantly apart a small trail of saliva hanging off naruto's lip. Ryu licked it off and stepped back changing into his human form.
Naruto waited until he was sure that there was nothing incriminating in the apartment. He checked the peep hole sighing out loud muttering about annoyances. He opened the door slipping his hoody over his head so as not to shock the pink banshee bitch on the other side of the door.
He opened it wide enough that he could lean in the opening. He crossed his arms and waited looking her up and down. He snickered at her whoreish attire it was so obvious she was after someone hopefully not him. She wore a tight pink Chinese top that looked like something a five year old would wear, her skirt was about as decent as a well let's just say it would make many a man who knew nothing of her personality drool. He gave her another once over stopping at her boots and laughed.
Sakura just waited her pinkish boots tapping on the wood of the floor, she growled when he laughed. She reigned in her temper and spoke as politely as she could "Naruto I have to talk to you, can I come in."
Naruto didn't answer but stepped aside and opened the door wide enough so that she could enter the living room. She walked in switching unconciously like the trained slut she was. He shook his head and closed the door walking in front of her back into the kitchen.
Naruto embraced ryu from behind as he washed the breakfast dishes. Ryu leaned into the shorter body behind him asking "Should I leave naruto"
Naruto shook his head against Ryu's back watching sakura come into the kitchen behind him. He reluctantly let ryu go but grabbed his white and black braid. He gestured her to sit at the table " Haruno-san I thought that the meeting didn't start for another 2 hours, why are you here."
Sakura didn't understand the question as she was too busy drooling over ryu. She had looked at him full on when he had turned and put away the dishes. She looked him up and down lingering on the most choice bits and pieces.
Naruto was amused as he watched sakura oggoling one of his mates. He grew tired of it after she still hadn't responded to his question. He walked over to her and snapped his fingers in her face.
Sakura jerked out of her fantasy and turned to her genin teammate wondering how in the hell he got such a hot guy in his apartment when he didn't look good (A/N okay guys remember she has only seen him in his before faze so she doesn't know what he really looks like) She put it down to it being a charity case.
"What did you say naruto?"
"Waht are you doing here" he leaned against the counter playing with ryu's hair.
She watched them interacting with each other then stood. "Naruto I need your help?"
Naruto dropped ryu's braid in shock; he literally slapped himself to see if he was dreaming.Ryu laughed and caressed his red cheek beneath the hood. "I'm sorry sakura-san what do you need help with"
Sakura huffed shifting her legs so that her black lace undies flashed. "I need you to help me prank ino-pig so that she looks bad in front of sauske"
Naruto shook his head and pulled sakura to her feet propelling her to the door. He shoved her out of the house and said "sorry sakura-san I need to finish dressing so I'll see you in a few hours".
He shut the door in her stuttering face not caring what his neighbors thought. He walked back into the kitchen straight to the refrigerator and grabbed a glass of milk. "You know it's just stupid how they all fawn over him because he is the last uchiha in the village and all."
Ryu leaned his shoulder against the fridge watching naruto as he finished off his milk. He glided over behind naruto putting his head on top of his " Naruto Kyo and Kai have made the preparations for your teammates stay at the mallai"(my word too)
Naruto grinned looking as if he had just received a prize for winning the hottest contest. He stepped out of Ryu's arm and said as he raced back upstairs " This is gonna be great"
Ryu laughed softly and left, only a small plum of blackish smoke seen.
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2 hours later
Naruto locked his apartment slipping his key onto a chain attached to his waist. He wore a blue bandana that covered his hair; his jacket was a sleeveless navy vest doubling as a shirt and a pair of designer sunglasses. He smoothed his hands down his blue black loose fitting ninja pants his swords in dagger form at his waist.
He sped over to the roofs traveling at a slow pace as not to arouse (A/N nyahah arouse hehe) suspicion. It took him fifteen minutes to get to the arranged meeting place. He landed with a thud making his new teammates glance at him.
He regarded them with an uninterested gaze before scanning the area to see if the leader was there. He sensed that he was no where within the vicinity. He sighed knowing that this was going to be a long wait.
Sakura glared at her hooded teammate the inner sakura screaming "Pound his head in Cha." She didn't really care about naruto but he was in her way of being alone with her man Sasuke. She sidled over to sauske a smile on her face thinking "He is so mine Cha."
Sauske grimaced as sakura approached him he glared at her. He kept his face expressionless as she sat next to him and began chattering a mile a minute. He mentally banged his head on the ground wishing he could run away from her, but Uchiha's didn't run."
Naruto laughed out loud at the expression on sasuke's face it was as if he was constipated. He backed up as sakura gave him the "death to idiots" glare. He settled against the railing of the bridge to await the arrival of the ever late kakasahi.
"YOU'RE LATE" Naruto awoke to the loud yelling of his pink haired teammate. He shook his head to clear it and dislodged his bandanna. He stood and strolled over to the three who stood in a semi-circle with kakashi in the middle.
He yawned stretching his limbs above his head to loosen them. He half closed his eyes examining his team from behind his shades. He shook his head again his hair falling around his face and down his back. His eyes widen as he realize that he is still in his human form after he transformed.
He looked at them to make sure they were not paying attention to him. He smiled to see they were still ignoring him. He grabbed his bandanna transforming to his "before" face, his spiky short hair making the bandanna go higher than it would have before.
Kakashi was glad he was wearing a face mask as he stared at his last pupil. He had seen it by accident that fall of long sunset colored hair. He was even more stunned to see it shrink as naruto pulled his bandanna back over it. He was curious as he had felt no chakra when he saw the hair shrink beneath the bandanna.
Kakashi filed it away for later giving his genin an eye smile "okay it's time to start the genin test." He smiled under his face mask thinking that shut them up.
Sakura stuttered for a moment "B-ut we already passed kakashi-sensei"
He shook his head "no you passed the exam to see if you have the potential to be genin"
Naruto finaly spoke "So what is the test then?"
They could see he was enjoying this as his eye turned into a smile. "You have to get these two bells from me and the ones who do get lunch; the loser gets tied to a stump."
Naruto looked at them rolling his eyes behind his shades as kakashi continued by giving a spiel about not abandoning comrades. He finished by saying and so it begins.
Sauske and Sakura hid leaving naruto staring kakashi head on not moving it seemed as if he was waiting for something.
Kakashi looked at his blonde student thinking that he was really weird. "Aren't you going to hide naruto?"
Naruto shook his head " Even if i hid there is no way to beat you since you are a jonin pand me only a genin"
Kakashi was surprised at this because from all reports naruto was a slacker and prankster. He was even more surprised by what happened next.
Naruto turned i a circle spotting both teammates before facing kakashi again "Sakura, sauske we should join forces we won't be able to beat him alone."
Kakashi watched in interest as no one replied he saw a small sad smirk form on naruto's face before he attacked.
Naruto rushed forward using Kage bushin jutsu- creating several clones. He attacked from all sides causing kakashi to keep up his guard. While he distracted kakashi he switched one of the bells for a henged rock on a string.
Kakashi used Kawarimi no jutsu to switch with one of the clones the again to switch with a leaf. He got behind naruto preforming his pattented move Thousand years of pain.
Naruto was glad he had switched with a clone or that would have hurt. He watched as said clone was launched into the air thanks to kakashi ramming two fingers up his ass. He winced at his own yell of pain making the clones all disappear.
Sauske grimaced in sympathy it was one of the moves you do not use on a young male.
Sakura laughed in her mind the inner sakura yelling Cha thats what you deserve for dissing sauske.
Naruto sat on the ground indian style and fell asleep leaving everyone confused. Sauske just shrugged launching his own attack knocking kakashi bak using kicks and a few punches that were easily dodged. He got frustrated and used Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu!".
Kakashi trapped him in the earth up to his head saying Earth style: Headhunter jutsu." Putting him to sleep as well using Nehan Shōoja no Jutsu." (Temple of Nirvana Technique). Next he trapped sakura using a simple genjutsu. It was pathetic he picked her up carrying her to the spot next to the sleeping blonde and brunette.
Kakashi shook his head looking at them "So this is the group of genin hopefuls, heh not much hope."
Naruto opened his eyes and reafirmed his surroundingd finding that his team was all asleep. He scratched his head looking at kakashi and then at the timer. There were only five minutes left for the test, he noticed that neither of his partners had a bell. "Damn looks like their useless"
He grabbed both of them under the arms and switched with a couple of things about ten yards away. He slapped them both hitting sakura a little harder (it was an accident) causing her to fall face first into the Uchiha's lap.
Sauske woke with the third slap to find sakura slumped in his lap. He dumped her out of his lap leaping to his feet. The snickering of naruto drawing his attention, naruto was slumped against the tree gasping in laughter.
Sakura woke up after being rudely dumped onto the ground a few feet away from naruto and her sauske. She shook her head still dazed then locked onto sauske talking a mile a minute about him not being a severed head.
Sauske and naruto both looked at her like she had a screw lose but naruto took the moment to get their attention. "Ahem... well hate to be the bearer of the bad news but we all fail the test in the next four minutes and five seconds so i advise we combine forces and beat him.
They didn't look convinced and said almost in stereo "I don't need your help loser!"
He sighed and glared at them "look in I don't really care what you want but I for one ain't going back to the academy so cooperate or fuck off."
They had furious expressions but gave in at the reminder of the time limit. Naruto waited for their acknowledgement before starting" Okay this is what we will do..."
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With kakashi
He turned the page of his book getting to the part about the piss colored blond woman sitting on the nuke nin's "Kunai" while interigating him in a short (almost nonexsisting skirt). He looked up as naruto rushed out of the brush attacking him head on with about twenty doppelgangers.
He put away his book and dodged managing to get naruto with the same trick but when he grabbed the clone it exploded. He got out of the way barely in time as sauske launched another fireball at him. He felt hands at his waist looking down and expecting to see naruto he was surprised to see sakura grab the bells.
Before kakashi could snatch them back he felt someone teleport him and then he was tied to a stump. His only eye was wide with shock, and then he looked up and saw naruto above him eating one of the bento's.
Naruto laughed at kakashi and enjoyed the meal taking it slowly. He gestured for the others to eat to, he kicked kakashi (accident...Not) and then held out his chopsticks with a bit of rice.
He leaned over kakashi so that his face was upside down over kakashi's own. He held the chopsticks with their rice to kakashi's mouth "ne...Ne kaka-sensei you should eat some to."
Kakashi was flabbergasted being tied up by a bunch of kids, it was completely humiliating. He rolled his onxy eye up at naruto. "No thank you naruto, can you untie me now."
Naruto took a bite of his rice and then glanced down at kakashi and then he said nonchalantly " sure kaka-sensei let me just finish my bento"
Sauske snickered and continued to eat his bento. Sakura starred at sauske then glared at naruto, she thought he was an ass because he showed up sauske. Inner sakura ranted "Sauske's still cooler than naruto Cha"
Naruto jumped off the stump cutting the ropes with his kunai. Kakashi brushed off the ropes and then turned to his new genin team. He was amazed at the strategy used to make him drop his gaurd.
Kakashi nodded to them "Okay you pass the test be here tommorrow at ten and don't be late."
He left using shushin. Naruto turned to walk back to his house; he was jerked to a stop as sauske yanked his arm back.
Naruto glared at him raising a blonde eyebrow at his hand on his arm. "What do you want sauske" He sneered making his eyes turn to icey daimonds.
Sauske shivered but held on making sure not to show his fear. "Where did you learn those jutsu"
Naruto shook off his hand and moved away from him " Sorry but that's none of your buisness uchiha"
He turned as if to go and was stopped again by sauske's annoyed voice" Teach me you don't deserve to be ahead of me when you're nothing but a failure."
Sakura stepped up to sauske's side and her puke green eye's lite up with an inner fan girl light. "Naruto you should teach sauske cause he's better than you and can learn them faster"
Naruto rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest and waited not speaking. Sauske after a minute got tired of naruto ignoring him and pushed sakura with so much force that she fell. He ran at naruto performing his favorite set of seals.
"Katon: Tajuu Ryuuka no Jutsu - Katon: Mass Fire Dragon Technique" Sauske shouted as he blew small fireballs out from between his fingers.
Naruto dodged the fireballs and went through hand seals at a rapid pace "Magen: Kokoni Arazu no Jutsu (Demonic Illusion: False surroundings jutsu) " naruto whispered on a level so low neither sauske nor sakura could hear.
Sauske and sakura turned both stopped moving and had blank expressions on their faces. Naruto started to walk away but then a sinister smile so much like his former demon. It was eerily reminiscing of a killer's smile as he finds his prey.
He walked up to up to his teammates and moved them into a new position. He made sauske sit back against the tree to the left of the trail and then pulled down his shorts. Naruto laughed as he saw sauske's black silk speedos, he shook his head then placed sakura between his legs her face next to sauske's dick.
He stood up and looked at his master piece; to anyone passing by it would probably seem as if sakura was giving sauske head. He laughed and walked away making sure the jutsu would last until someone found them.
He jumped up onto the closest red brick roof and strolled from one roof to another as he went to his apartment to get the food ready for his friends. He opened his apartment door and made sure no one could enter as he began to prepare their meals.
He grabbed a head of lettuce, three tomatoes, a bag of small shrimp, some olives, a couple of crabs fresh from the market and some seasoning.
He made a salad and then he grabbed some chicken and barbecue sauce he whistled as seasoned and stuffed the chickens. After about an hour everything was ready and waiting to be transported to the caves.
He heard a scream in the distance and smiled letting the jutsu on his eyes reveal their true cerulean slited forms. He walked to his room tossing a pair of matching harem outfits in grey-green and blue-purple. He smirked as he changed into an outfit of the same design but in gold and red.
He stepped up to the mahogany dresser and grabbed three sets of jewelry one to match the color of each set of their eyes. He grinned as he took a shower counting the minutes in his head. He dressed with a minute to spare.
The knock on the door was exactly on time. He walked to the door and sniffed to make sure that it was them. He opened the door wide a huge grin on his foxy face. "hey guys i just got the food ready come in"
Shino ealked in and was followed by hinata closing the door behind her. Naruto led them to the kitchen reverting to demon form as he went. " hey guys grab some of the food and follow me kay."
They nodded and grabbed a few of the dishes and followed their demonic friend through the portal. Naruto led them to the kitchen in the cavern. He pointed to the table silently telling them to out them down. He set his own dishes down and turned to them." Okay i should say a few things before you go through with this."
He waited for their ascent before continuing " first this will hurt more than anything you've felt before and second it lasts for hours maybe even a day."
They nodded shino saying they had the next three days off. naruto pulled out the two outfits matching his own giving one to hinata and the other to shino. " These are yours and you can wear after the transformation but you'll have to strip before the process so as not to ruin your clothes."
They nodded hinata blushing slightly. Naruto smiled " okay follow me to your rooms kay."
He took them to a room with a lavender drape and another with a green drape. He pointed to the lavender room " hinata thats your room hope you like it i picked up all the furniture and clothes from a good shop in my old home town, Same for you shno i'll see you in a few minutes there are towles if you want to wrap up in a while"
He left them to undress and went to find ryu, kyo, and kai. He found them in the trainignroom practicing kenjutsu. He watched as the went through a mock battle. Their toned flesh glowing in the candles light as they sweated profusely.
He clapped as they finished. "Hey guys the others are getting ready now ryu, kai are you ready for the procedure."
They both nodded walking past him and kyo into the bathroom. He smiled as kyo kissed him and then followed the other two. " Oh this is gonna hurt."
Naruto laughed and set up the meal getting ready for their appetites. He knew that Ryu and kai would be tired after transforming his freinds so he prepared more than three meals ssome you can eat hot the other two you could eat cold if chosen.
"AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW" He heard a scream and knew it had begun.
-To be continued...
Hey guys thanks for staying with me all this time i'm going through problems with school and stuff so hopefully i can write more later kay well good luck
