Wow! I can't believe that everyone liked it! For a celebration, I will give you the next chapter.
Disclaimer: see chap 1
Notes: number 31 is from Unzealots, numbers 33-38 are from Vanillite the Dragonslayer, number 32 is from Guest, and number 40 is from HeavenlySeraphim. The rest are mine.
Dear Order of the Heroes:
Since all of you didn't listen to me (Sharena is the only one who cares), I will added some of the things that you are NOT going to attempt if you are here:
31. Both versions of Robin and Corrin are NOT allowed to date each other.
32. The Smash Group are NOT allowed to make a yaoi story about Zephiel and Michalis. The two kings are going to butcher me now.
33. Don't call Eliwood 'Eliwuss'. It's not funny.
34. Don't refer to Hector as 'Shrektor'. It's not funny either.
35. Don't show to Berkut anything that rhymes with lies; and that includes lice, ice, mice, rice, pies, fries, and dice.
36. Don't call both Corrins a Pokémon.
37. Don't make any jokes about Eliwood piercing Ninian with the Durandal.
38. Connected to number 37, don't make any jokes about Roy piercing Idoun with the Binding Blade. Where did you get that joke, Hector?!
39. The Four Fangs (Lloyd, Ursula and Jaffar) are NOT allowed to complain why Linus isn't summon yet.
40. Do NOT attempt to unmask the Black Knight, Legion or Marth (Lucina version). There will be a retaliation, and there will be bloodshed.
41. While I'm the one whose responsible for arranging the ally support, please you are NOT allowed to complain why I pair you with the people you don't like.
42. Connected to number 41, I refer this to a certain pair of supports namely; Narcien/Clarine, Eirika/Valter, Michalis/Minerva, Alm/Berkut and Arvis/Sigurd.
43. And connected to number 42, you are NOT allowed to switch pairs. Especially the last one, I'll make you grind up to S-rank. Remind you: S-RANK!
44. While Julia remains calm and collected during battle, you are NOT allowed to question her about her 'relationship' with Seliph. It's not funny.
45. Weapons and tomes that are effective against cavaliers are really a pain in the butt so I suggest that you should stay away. Yes Roy, that includes you.
46. Humming a theme of a certain popular villain ISN'T funny when Sigurd is around. He is not amused either.
47. Niles is NOT allowed to stalk Male Corrin.
48. Niles is really NOT allowed to stalk guys with dragon blood (and that counts Roy). What are you, Tharja?
49. Zephiel is NOT allowed to corrupt the minds of our resident manaketes. Did you know that your arch nemesis is a quarter ice dragon? He can freeze you to death.
50. You are NOT allowed to steal the papers of the previous voting gauntlets and use it to your stupid yaoi/yuri/hetero stories. It's not funny and Ike and Roy are going to butcher me now.
51. While we are looking for the cure for Zacharias aka Prince Bruno, Alfonse is NOT allowed to be a emo prince.
52. We are NOT referring Princess Veronica as a 'spoiled rotten whiny little brat'. I know I hate her guts but she IS a princess.
53. Connected to number 50, you are NOT allowed to write an Alfonse/Bruno story. Yes Commander Anna, that means you.
54. The Commander is NOT allowed to take pictures of heroes with swimsuits. Have you learned of what happened last time?
55. Making jokes about a barbeque party is FORBIDDEN. I don't want you to come here and whine to me when all of you are beaten by the Tryfing.
56. You are NOT allowed to question about Ike's sexuality. Just because he has an A support with Soren doesn't mean that he's gay.
57. The archers are NOT allowed to have the best sniping contest. The magicians are complaining to me now.
58. Making lobster jokes is ALSO forbidden so I don't want you guys coming here and complained that you are electrified by the Raijinto.
59. Xander is NOT allowed to murder the archers, especially Takumi. That's it, I'm pairing you with Ryoma!
60. Inigo/Laslow is NOT allowed to drag Roy and taught him how to dance. Ninian's dances are ENTIRELY different to your mother!
If you don't follow what is written, I will add more to my list.
-Kiran
You can still suggest some things, if you like!
As always, criticism is welcome!
