Late for the update! We were celebrating All Saint's Day so I forgot to update this fic. This will be short.

Disclaimer: see chap 1

Notes: number 61-70 are from Vanillite, 71-73 are from Unzealots, 74 is from ilovefonandalaude, 75 is from Omega-Neos, and 76 is from stuckinfehhell. The rest are mine.


Dear Order of the Heroes,

Since Halloween is already ended and you didn't follow the rules again, I add some of these laws:

61. Connected to number 34: Hector is not allowed to exit an outhouse while Smash Mouth's All Star plays in the background.

62. Don't refer to Xander as Cup Noodles.

63. Don't try to ship Klein and Clarisse (her name is Kleine for some reasons) just because of their similar names. She might try to kill him.

64. Nobody should make Aladdin jokes around Jaffar, The Little Mermaid jokes around Ursula, and Marvel jokes around Hawkeye. It's not funny.

65. No one should tell Tobin to shut up. Especially Gray.

66. Nobody should say "It's Hero Time!" around Marth, Eliwood, or Merric.

67. Connected to number 66, don't say "It's high noon." around Chrom, Ryoma, or Shigure. What is this, voice actor jokes?!

68. No one call Chrom "Google Chrom".

69. Roy should not be referred to as "Our Boy". That applies to everyone and we're NOT in Smash, people!

70. Connected to number 36, No one is allowed to get Poké Balls from other dimensions and attempt to capture any manaketes

71. No one steals my personal items especially the ones that plays music of various kinds, I know your sick of listen the same ones but these items are off!

72. No more asking about what is kinds of weapons my world uses. Those weapons will kill you regards how high your stats are, they will one shot you down.

73. Stop asking me to draw a scenery portrait of you guys in it, I already did of a personal request of Anna (which I regret now) to cheer Alfonse out.

74. Niles is NOT allowed to be in a room with male Corrin ALONE. Just because your cute little boyfriend is here doesn't mean that you can have your way with him.

75. No more making survival lists on which World of Blazing character would live past the events of the World of Binding! Eliwood is forcing me to write this as he has been put at the number 1 on every single list!

76. Niles is not allowed to harass the resident nobles with his language. I'm already getting complaints from Clarine and Serra (Even if her birthright is questionable.) Even Julia is moaning. Seliph's going to kill you.

77. Neko Sakura is NOT allowed to jumpscare the tome people. They are afraid of you now.

78. While the armor people are very useful and they are our saving grace against physical and magical attacks, please don't call them slow! Arden is already had enough of that from his homeworld.

79. Arvis is NOT allowed to use ANY of the horse people as your target practice. That's it! I'll ask Female Robin to write an explicit Sigurd/Arvis yaoi story if you don't stop!

80. The Corrins are NOT allowed to murder Ninian because she beat you guys at the previous Voting Gauntlet. Do you want to face an angry Red-headed father-son team? They're scary.

81. The 'Choose Your Legend' poll are based on the popularity of each hero so please, STOP making death threats at the first and second runner ups! Lyn, Lucina, Ike and Roy are complaing to me now.

82. Alfonse is NOT allowed to complain about Bruno.

83. Alfonse is really NOT allowed to complain about every hero that I send home. That's it! I'll make the 'Noctis joke' if you don't stop.

84. Fighting in a summer attire during the month of October and November is NOT suitable for everyone, so I advice you to wear sufficient clothing. Yes even you, Elise.

85. Camilla is NOT allowed to smother the Corrins with her chest.

86. Camilla is really NOT allowed to smother our loli mamkutes with her chest! Even Tiki can't breath because of that!

87. Ayra is NOT allowed to challenge either Karel or Bartre in a duel. What? You remind them of Karla? You two are similar, by the way.

88. Ursula and Lloyd are NOT allowed to murder Eliwood.

89. Ursula and Lloyd are really NOT allowed to murder Zephiel either. I know it was 20 years too late.

90. The current participants who are now fighting at the upcoming VG (the shorthaired ladies vs the long haired gents) are NOT allowed to shout at each other if one of you win because of fanservice.

If you don't follow what is written, I will add more.

-Kiran.


You can suggest your ideas here!

As always, criticism is welcme!