Sorry for the slow update! We have one week holiday in our place due to a certain event and loads of schoolwork has been waiting for me so I have this chance to type this on the lappy(aka laptop).
Disclaimer: see chap 1
Notes: numbers 91-94 are from Unzealots, number 95 is from Omega-Neos, numbers 96-101 are from Vanillite, number 102 is from DuskAura, number 103 is from thefellbloodauthor , number 104 is from stuckinfehhell, number 105 is from ilovefonandalaude, and numbers 106 and 107 are from Ocharlos. The rest are mine.
Dear Order of the Heroes:
Since the VG has been ended (with Shanna as the declared winner while dodging some arrows courtesy of an angry and pissed off Takumi) and all of you didn't follow the rules again, I will add some of these laws. Roy is already complaining to me now why all of these laws are related to him:
91. Connected to number 71, WHO EVER STOLE MY SNACKS (MY world snacks), I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN! Did you want to end up like Gauis where I took away everything especially his candy and force him to watch me burn them in flames? Because I'm getting sick of it. Just ask for one and I would share some with you, expect for my personal items those are off.
92. To all Heroes in the Order, you are not allowed to be near me when I deiced to play a game called Heroes of the Storm or a game called Overwatch. I'm not sure how you manage find that secret room in my room, but for all that is holy and sane do not ask me to try and summon those heroes! These heroes are way out of your league and I'm pretty sure they can't be summoned regardless how OP they are.
93. Anna is not allowed to take pictures (Snap-shot Tome) of me of various different clothing I wear and try to sell them to the order of heroes. I don't care how much money you make Anna but you're not allowed to take picture of me in different clothing I already have all the male (well some) heroes asking me what's the latest fashion trend in my world so they can woo the ladies.
94. Too all small young heroes and especially the ones that look young and small, you are not allowed to accept candy from strangers after Halloween is over. We have Alm, Roy, Nino already scar for life because they thought they were getting free candy from a creepy old guy in a white dirty horse wagon. We're doing this for you own good and enforcing our much older heroes to inspect every horse carriage wagon that come across us and sale us some supplies and if it's some creep, well let's just say their gonna rethink their life choices now or something much worse will happen.
95. THERE WILL BE NO MORE BARBEQUE JOKES! Deirdre is already pissed at Arvis for doing them and killing Sigurd and so is Seliph!
96. Don't kidnap Ice type Pokémon and force them to kill manaketes. Nowi is too scared to eat ice cream now because it reminds her of Vanilluxe.
97. No one is allowed to have a religious argument on which divine being or beings is or are the right ones, which includes Naga, Mila, Duma, the other eleven crusaders from Jugdral, the Eight Heroes of Elibe, ESPECIALLY Saint Elimine, Latona, Formortiis, Ashera, Yune, Asheruna, Grima, and Anankos. That also includes ones from other dimensions like Din, Nayru, Farore, Hylia, Palutena, Cosmos, Chaos, or Arceus.
98. Related to numbers 34 and 61, No one is allowed to call Eliwood "Donkey" or "Eliwoodonkey". The Shrek jokes are getting very annoying.
99. No one from Smash is allowed to kidnap Guzma from the Pokémon realm and force him to have a "boi" duel with Roy.
100. Connected to number 99, no one is allowed to bring together Roy, Guzma, the King from Zelda CD-i, and a frog on a unicycle to have a massive battle of the bois. Roy have enough of these!
101. Lucina is not allowed to play Skyrim, due to one of the characters sounding eerily similar to her.
102. To all glass cannon mages, you are NOT allowed to use Close Counter. You will be destroyed.
103. Do not make dad jokes, Alm keeps crying about it.
104. Please for all that is holy, DO NOT ASK ME WHAT WORLD I COME FROM. The mechanics in my world would end up being gobblegook to you (AKA nonsense). Don't even ask the Smash Group. That includes Chrom and Adult Tiki.
105. Niles is NOT allowed to make male Corrin wear swim trunks or a maid outfit, just because his female counterpart has a summer outfit. What? Corrin likes the swim trunks? Niles, stop forcing your boyfriend to wear the maid outfit, just because he looks cute in the summer outfit doesn't mean he's going to look cute...now look what you made me do Niles, now I can't stop imagining male Corrin in a maid outfit and have a pity of the poor guy!
106. Both Robins are NOT allowed to make the Rob-in/Rob-out joke, it isn't funny anymore.
107. Connected to number 106, both Corrins are NOT allowed to try Corr-in/Corr-out joke, just changing the name it won't make it funny again.
108. While the dancers are considered a soothing delight to our army, please don't be frustrated and kill the enemy dancer. Just calm down and kill them without frustration.
109. Serra is NOT allowed to annoy the dagger users, especially Jaffar.
110. Serra is really NOT allowed to annoy all colorless units. You must be thankful that Erk isn't summoned yet or else he and Matthew will plot a coup-de-eta against you.
111. Ayra may be scary but useful to our army but next time if you see an enemy Ayra, I advise you to FLEE! Do you want a repeat of what happened to Ike last time?!
112. The villains are not allowed to assassinate me nor defying my orders. It's absolute, even you, Michalis!
113. Calling Shanna a 'Hoshidan Slayer' is NOT funny just because she defeated two of the three of its royal family members in the recently finished VG. Whoever joke this will be Takumi's live dummy for the rest of the day.
114. As connected to number 113, that includes you, Leo!
115. Connected to number 113 also, Hinata and Oboro are NOT allowed to stab Shanna with arrows. She is complaining to her 'Chief' now.
If don't followed these laws above, I will add more.
-Kiran
That's it! you can still submit your ideas!
As always, criticism is welcome!
