For the celebration of the opening of Book 2, I'm going to present to you the new batch of Kiran's list!
Disclaimer: see chap 1
Notes: No. 116 is from Randomsmashfan 64, nos. 117-120 are from ilovefonandalaude, nos. 121- 122 are from GuestTM, nos. 123-124 are from stuckinfehhell, 125-126 are from itsLALM, nos. 127-128 are from Caius Rocker, and nos.129-134 are from agarfinkel. The rest are mine.
Dear Order of the Heroes:
Since we have a new threat looming around and a new ally joining in our Order (Welcome, Princess Fjorm!) but all of you didn't follow the rules again, I will add these laws that you will NOT allowed to do:
116. Unless you're a green unit or a good mage killer, STAY AWAY FROM REINHARDT! We already racked up to many loses because of that little thundercock.
117. No one is allowed to reference the gauntlet fight between Chrom and Ephraim, even though it was so epic and it reminded me of an anime fight scene between a lancer and archer (who uses swords). Now I can't stop imagining Chrom and Ephraim as those characters. Damn that fight was so good.
118. Anna is not allowed to ask Sharena or Alfonse to open portals to other worlds or dimensions just to see if a female version of me ended up with Alfonse...Anna did what?! We did?!
119. No one is allowed to ask the Corrin's who their dad is and if their dad gets to be summonable; along with Mikoto, just let them have their happy and bittersweet reunion..okay who let Gaius cut onions?
120. Connected to number 119, you are not allowed to ask Azura where her and the Corrins' were born in. Do you want the Corrins to relive about what happened to Azura and make them go crazy!?
121. Our panic users are to stay away from our Blade tome users, especially Nino.
122. Thou shalt not fuck with any armor unit on a defense tile. Ever. Or Chrom and Lukas, for that matter.
123. Connected to rule 55, don't complain to me if you get shot with Fujin Yumi's arrows by Takumi if you called him a pineapple- he is still sore from the recent VG, especially since there are images of him with his hair cut short because he lost. (PS- don't bother Soren either. He's been seeing these images as well.)
124. Still connected to rule 55, don't call the following people these names: LeoTomato (I know his obsession with these knows no bounds but cut it out!), ReinhardtTinyHands, HinokaChili, CamillaBigboobs, SigurdBarbeque, etc. You will be severely injured by some of these people.
125. Please refrain from putting any form of poison into Dorcas' mutton. Antitoxins are rather expensive.
126. Stop attempting to kill Katarina for swift sparrow, assigning bodyguards is hard when said bodyguards also want swift sparrow.
127. Karel, you are forbidden to play DOOM; especially at night. Seriously, it's annoying to hear your screams of excitement in the middle of the night where everyone is sleeping.
128. Reinhardt, magic ISN'T everything! Hector and the Green Tome people are tired of the same thing and I don't want some complains from them!
129. Camilla, quit complaining about being the only Nohrian sibling to not have a swimsuit.
130. Young Tiki, stop asking the older you about what happens in the future.
131. Marth, quit asking Adult Tiki about how Altea became part of Plegia.
132. Alm and Celica, quit asking Adult Tiki about the state of Valentia in Awakening.
133. Whoever was in the Clerics Voting Gauntlet, stop bashing Elise with your staves just because she beat you. Otherwise, you will have deal with Xander, Camilla, Leo, and Corrin.
134. Connected to no. 37, don't make any jokes about Alm piercing Celica with the Falchion.
135. For all that is holy, please DON'T refer to Princess Fjorm as Elsa!
136. Connected to no. 135, DON'T sing 'Let it go' when she is around. Whoever sings that song will be Arvis' barbeque target for the day.
137. To all boys: while you are fighting the Fire Kingdom, STAY AWAY FROM LOKI! She's too distractive and too fanservice-y!
138. Connected to no. 137, while all the girls are allowed to murder Loki, please DON'T approach her to give some advice- SHARENA, COME BACK HERE!
If all of you didn't follow the rules again, I will add more.
-Kiran.
You can suggest some of your ideas if you like!
As always, criticism is welcome!
