Thanks for reading! Here's the new batch of laws!
Disclaimer: see chap 1
Notes: no. 139 is from Omega-Neos, no. 140 is from Ghost of Magic, nos. 141-149 are from Unzealots (yup, the guest who has the same comment was him/her), nos. 150-156 are from Vanillite, nos. 157-159 are from ilovefonandalaude, nos. 160-168 are from PikaLoverNYA, nos. 169-170 are from stuckinfehhell through daniellanicoleleyvaojastro, and nos. 171-176 are from agarfinkel. The rest are mine.
Dear Order of the Heroes:
Since all of you didn't follow the rules for the sixth time, I ask Gaius and Matthew to post this at the bulletin board, and ignore the two Muspell girls, Sharena bring them here to either annoy me or flirting me:
139. ARVIS, FJORM, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM EACH OTHER! We don't need another case of 4th degree burns, frostbite, blindness, and loss of limbs! Poor Arden, Black Knight, Hector, Gwendolyn, Ameila, Jakob, Henry, Effie, Draug, Sheena and Zephiel got cooked alive during all the ordeals!
140. Niles and Joshua are not allowed to gamble!
141. Fjorm I know you're in debt to me and want to help but for now on you are ban on trying to give me a bath especially when you're naked doing it! I can take care of myself, also many of our female heroes are giving me weird looks and all the male heroes are congratulation me on the relationship. I couldn't leave my room for 1 second without any of the much older Heroes giving me the talk about love and sex talk...
142. Sharena, don't bring Loki or Laevation to our home base or near me after each battle. I know you want to make new hero friends, but please do not add those two in- wait you did and they want to get to know me but- and they bake cookies for me with love -and you say they can stay here when they're not doing anything from King Surtr?! ARE YOU CRAZY?! No I do not care about the advantage we can get, I do not want more- and you let them stay and already log them in our heroes' book? Great!
143. To all Order of Heroes Loki and Laevatein will be our temporary heroes or maybe permanent until further notices. Also as much as you all want to murder them or get to know them (I know you horny male Heroes you can drop it), I advise you all to not kill them or ask romance advice.
144. Loki please do not try to enter my room and sleep with me in bed naked, I already in-enhance my door with magical barriers and deploy the highest security system I put in my room to prevent you from entering. Don't bother trying to dispel them. I already place many hexes on them.
145. Laevatein, I know you don't talk much but can you not call me onii-chan, as much I find it cute don't say it in front of the other heroes or better yet don't ever again. What do you mean I can't stop it, what do you mean I might call you my adorable sister, where not even related or share the skin color!
146. Fjorm, please try not to freeze other heroes when you get nervous around them. Our fire tome users are getting quite sick and tired of thawing our frozen heroes out.
147. Camilla you will not host that thing in our order. Just because you want to host the competition doesn't mean you have to host it in the first place! I already think our male heroes are getting too feisty to resist any female heroes with let's say good assets.
148. Fjorm, Loki, Laevatein, and Sharena, you are not allowed to stand near me by a 20 feet circle, this will expand more if you guys keep doing this, most of the Heroes are thinking I'm doing a harem, please stop this nonsense by putting your chest near my face I already have lost too many blood due to nose bleed and Alfonse trying to stab me for seducing his sister.
149. Anna I will burn all the things you hold dear and love to my endless pit of fire we just installed if I see you trying to take a picture of me with Fjorm, Sharena, Loki, and Laevatein in most awkward or lewd position. I mean this and will have my best bodyguards watching you 24/7. Also no, you can't bribe them with anything because their robotic and will follow my command, you will never figure out why.
150. No one is allowed to sing the Camp Lazlo theme in front of Laslow or Inigo.
151. No one should request Olivia to dance for Inigo, and Azura to Shigure. That's just plain wrong.
152. Don't refer to the Pegasus trio as Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
153. Related to no. 152, don't call Michalis "Uncle Scrooge".
154. NOBODY is allowed to go on Serenes Forest and read the nonsensical story.
155. No one is allowed to play the song Shiny from Moana in front of Ryoma. He's not a crab.
156. Azura is also not allowed to play Skyrim, due to a character being named Azura.
157. When Shiro is able to be summonable, he is not allowed to ask shigure or his dad what time is it.
158. No Ryoma, you are not allowed to ground Shiro just because he sided with the fire kingdom.
159. No one is allowed to make "everything changed when the fire kingdom attacked"(avatar the last airbender joke) jokes...you people are cruel, that show is my childhood.
160. DO NOT question about on how Chrom and Lucina got their hands on Gaius's Confect. They used it on their allies in a cross dimension conflict... FOR A GOOD REASON!
161. Also, don't ask them about their allies during their cross dimension journey. ESPECIALLY the villains they faced. Seriously, you don't want to know, nor their worlds that they live and their backgrounds and affairs. Just Don't.
162. Roy, NEVER murder Ike for replacing you in Brawl! You just got your chance in the 4th one! Marth and Soren complained this to me ONCE!
163. Solei, NEVER flirt Olivia. You may flirt other girls but not her. SHE'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER FOR PETE'S SAKE!
164. To the Smash Crew who appeared in Brawl, never bring a certain trainer who knows about type advantages and disadvantages. That kid is ALL GROWN UP AND IS ON ANOTHER REGION THAT YOU NEVER HEARD OF!
165. DO NOT PAIR MARTH WITH IKE! Seriously! Caeda and Soren are going to murder me!
166. NEVER PAIR Ephraim with Eirika romantically! I can't stand any of the incest. That includes ANY SIBLINGS, BOTH IN BLOOD, STEPSIBLINGS AND ADOPTED ONES!
167. For the Smash Crew who appeared in Brawl. If you want to introduce the trainer of Charizard to the ones who appeared in the fourth, NEVER bring your weapons to the Pokémon World. There's a Pokémon that's actually shaped like a sword so trainers might confuse it for a Pokémon like that.
168. Don't force me to summon Link from Hyrule. He may be the hero BUT HE HAD MANY INCARNATIONS! Plus, I don't want him to make archers from trying to challenge him. AND HE'S NOT EVEN A FIRE EMBLEM CHARACTER!
169. Lissa, stop pranking all fellow Heroes. I've caught you twice and the one time I didn't, Michalis came here threatening me!
170. Tharja and Rhajat are to stop stalking both versions of Robins and Corrins. I getting complaints from both parties.
171. Tharja and Rhajat are not to be left alone together. I do not want them teaming up in order to capture their respective targets (Robin for Tharja and Corrin for Rhajat).
172. Elise, stop complaining about not having an adorable costume just because Sakura has one and you don't.
173. Connected to no. 37, don't make any jokes about Xander cutting down Elise with Siegfried.
174. Also to no. 37, don't make any jokes about Berkut offering up his fiance to Satan. Hector, I have enough of your jokes. If you do that again, I'll call Oswin!
175. Sigurd, stop trying to kill Arvis every time you see him (and stop calling him an evil dastard).
176. Stop asking Fjorm if there are ice giants in her kingdom (I know that her kingdom has the same name as some mythological ice planet).
177. While facing Princess Veronica, STOP singing Lady Gaga's 'Poker Face' in front of her! Whoever sings that song will be Takumi's live dummy for the day.
178. Shiro, you are NOT allowed to challenge the edgy sword people. They're dangerous and you don't know what they- RYOMA, GET YOUR SON AND HAVE HIM SOME DISCIPLINE!
179. Ike is NOT allowed to be near Roy 30 feet circle from now on. The redhead's potential wives are now complaining to me that you are near him- what? You like him? As a friend? You and he are friends already!
180. Next time if we face King Surtr, don't ask to get some cold water made by Felicia or from Ilia! The flying units are already complaining to me now!
If you don't follow these laws, I will add more.
-Kiran.
You can suggest some ideas! Don't be shy!
As always, criticism is welcome!
