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Disclaimer: see chap 1

Notes: nos.241-260 anre from Unzealots, nos. 261-263 are from Ghost of Magic, nos. 264-268 are from Heavenschoir, nos. 269-275 are from PikaLoverNYA and nos. 276-279 are from Darkchaser. The rest are mine.


Dear Order of the Heroes:

Since Christmas Day is coming and the VG is already ended (with Tharja as the declared winner again while being chased by a mob of angry crusaders courtesy of a pissed off but embarrassed Sigurd in a frilly dress due that he lost to a bet with Arvis) but all of you didn't follow the rules again, I will post this at the bulletin board. Oh, we have guests too, so be act like civilized people:

241. Attention all heroes after the fiasco of the Shimada brothers (Hanzo and Genji), a portal from the world Overwatch Universe or something similar to mine is now open and each 6 months two guest heroes from that world will be staying here for RNR. Also since the portal open up in my room it will be safe guarded from you guys so none of you guys will be exposed from their world's problems. Anyways please give a warm welcome to our guest Reinhardt Wilhelm and Ana Amari.

242. Reinhardt (FE), stop asking why Reinhardt (OW) has the same name as you especially when he told he was part of the Crusaders with GIANT ASS ARMOR. I rather do an explanation, especially how you both fight with Honor and Justice.

243. When Ana once peace and quiet in her room please give her this I would not rather repeat this again after she sleep dart 20 of you guys down due to noise racket. After all she can be very imaginative when she feels like it. (Anna forward those pictures to me, I will let you off the hook this time. Those pictures are too good to pass out).

244. Reinhardt (OW), stop drinking our entire casket of alcohol and wine. YOU ALREADY DRANK 3 Cellars ALREADY! I had to post guards to guard them also stop smashing them!

245. Tiki, I'm doing this for your own good but stop dressing Marth as Genji! Marth is already hiding from you in my closet and won't come out! ALSO GET OUT OF MY CLOSEST MARTH!

246. This goes for any female manaketes stop dressing people who look closely similar to genji! I don't want more people in my closest and- dammit Niles! Get out of my bed!

247. Ana while I do appreciate the help you give us time to time but can you please stop throwing glass of healing to our allies. They complain broken shards of glass in their heads and feets. Don't worry I got a better healing grenade for you to use just less potent then your own.

248. To all orders of heroes, please stay out of the special training area during these times (11:00 A.M to 3:00 P.M) our guest hero Reinhardt (OW) accidentally severely wounded Ike, Chrom, and Ephraim during those time. After all he did set those training bots to look like our enemies in the battlefield whenever he wants to helps and he can get a bit handful sometimes.

249. No Loki you will not have a body pillow of me so you can sleep at night. I know what you do in you rooms and it kind of creepy! The same goes for you Nilies!

250. No Hector you will not get a rocket hammer like Reinhardt (OW) or his armor. Besides you have your giant ax Armads? I don't care if your jealous about him have longer range attack you have distance counter! Is this about the fire strike? OR his earth shatters? Or that one time he pinned you down with his charge attack?! Hey after all you did ask t him!

251. Laevatien stop asking me to buy you sweets with those god damn puppy eyes and the quivering lip. That look is making me feel guilty a lot and besides who thought you those anyways? Wait Anna told you this just for me to buy more candy from AT'S IT - ANNA GET YOUR BUTT HERE PRONTO!

252. Tharja and Rhajat you two hexes are now under supervision. That last hex made me dance to whatever music that's playing through my devices when I was having it repair. Not only that you are forbidden to do any kind of hexes without having my robotic guards supervising you guys. That is all now I need to see a witch doctor about this dancing hex.

253. To our dancers: NO WAY I WILL DANCE WITH YOU GUYS. Just because I did some sick and cool dance moves does not make me I will teach them to you. Besides with those outfits you all wear I don't think it will match with the song beats and lyrics. Also I was hex to dance to either of this music so forget those dances I did! Especially the singing part because I'm pretty sure Azura is looking at me strange and so is Shigure.

254. Charlotte, stop complaining why you have to keep wearing the bride outfit to battle. It's not my fault; blame the fan-service and yes I will try to find something suitable for you to wear during off duty battles. Heaven knows how one can wear a bride's outfit to battle and who came up with that stupid idea.

255. Soleil I told you to not change your clothes anywhere but inside the female bathhouse, female lockers or your room for that matter! I think Siegbert and Shiro are having weird vivid dreams about you now. How I know this? Their father asks me to counsel them about what to do with their dreams. Please change your clothes when no one's looking or change in the designated rooms.

256. Fjorm, stop freezing the fire place just to make yourself comfortable. Our Heroes are using the fire tome users as torches and bed warmers and they complaining how each of them are rough due to them being the only heat insulation that can stand against the cold. Also stop freezing hot stones we use those for that hot tube- wait a minute we don't own one ANNA!

257. To the order of the Heroes stop stealing from the local town market just because you don't have enough gold. You're ALL HEROES for crying out loud and I have to pay it with our orders money so don't cry to me why you have little gold to spend on.

258. NO I will not try to summon the cast of RWBY to fight with us. These girls have their own world's problems and I don't want more hyper active young heroes messing up the rules at it is. Yes I'm talking you guys both Corrins and Robins and also Niles.

259. Ryoma, stop asking me to bring back Genji just so you can hav duel to the death again. He just outclass you even without his shurikens, hell he even beats you without any weapons and hear I thought you don't hold grudges. Oh that's why you want t him. Don't blame me blame the person who made him in the first places.

260. Great News Heroes! After saving up gold (well mostly my money and Anna's gold for compensation) I have now open a better and new recreation room! Say good bye to our old one and hello bigger, roomy, spacey, and relaxing Recreation room ever. I also took the liberty of installing some of my world's devices such as two P.C., three more gaming console, and 5 more TVs. But here's the catch the room will be open from 9:00 A.M to 10:00 P.M and no one will be allowed back inside. Also if you happen to break something you will pay for damaged and not me. I can even take this recreation room away if this area gets destroyed a lot since our old one keeps getting destroyed be one of you heroes arguments or debates.

261. Rhajat is not allowed to stalk Corrin or Robin, especially since we have enough trouble with Tharja already.

262. NO ONE is allowed to call Takumi "Tacomi" Gordin almost got turned into a pincushion.

263. NO ONE is allowed to flirt with Dierdre and Caeda, they are married women and we don't want Sigurd and Marth on your ass, Joshua learned the hard way.

264. If the younger heroes see a brown bear pretending to be me. Run!

265. Heroes are not allowed to play Mortal Kombat. Wait, COME BACK HERE, PERI!

266. Peri is not allowed to eat hotdogs, sausages and frankfurters. they increases her fetish for intestines!

267. Connected to no. 266, neither shall Peri cook the above-mentioned intestine-derived meat products.

268. Please stop asking what a nuke is. It's worse than Formortiis' Demon Light.

269. Roy, if you want to thank a Pokemon Trainer who gave you that Gible, approach to me so I can take you there but don't complain about his name. Red can be a name as well you know!

270. To all the villains right here, DON'T ASK THE BADDIES FROM DIFFERENT REALMS TO JOIN YOU! They have their own plans AND they won't cooperate with you! Heck, someone like Bowser can compete with his arch nemesis

271. Don't make jokes about Chrom getting Falcon Punched. He is crying in the corner for not being able to be in Smash despite being part of Robin's Final Smash.

272. Connected to no. 162, Eliwood is NOT allowed to murder Ike for replacing Roy in Brawl. Gee, THAT WAS YEARS AGO AND YOU'RE STILL SALTY FOR THAT!

273. While I invited Red from the Pokemon World, I advise you to stop pressuring him to join us. Marth and Ike haven't seen him since his Charizard joined the fourth Smash alone and he is now an adult.

274. I know that it was useful but Fjorm, don't drag Red to bring out his Blastoise to defeat the Muspell Kingdom. I heard that fire can beat water.

275. Azura, no, you can't tell creepy stories on those who gate them. Sakura had just nightmares of it.

276. DON'T do the infamous Corrin in the house joke.

277. DON'T also joke about female Robin being an egg cause of her how big her forehead was.

278. Do not asking Chrom, Shiguru, Ryoma, and Azama to repedeatly to say Ora Ora Ora Ora and to stop asking for stands.

279. Stop saying winter is coming around Fjorm and to stop asking if white walkers used to live in her kingdom.

280. While if you guys asking if Santa Claus is exist, don't talk to Anna! She'll ask you for a commission!

281. If ANYONE pull a 'Danganronpa joke' on the three Elibe Lords (AKA Eliwood, Lyn and Hector), I will find you and have Arvis make a target practice out of you. Is the voice actor jokes take too far?

282. NO one is allowed to dress up Hector as Santa Claus! He's not amused.

283. Wearing a skimpy outfit during the month of December and at the same time it is snowing is NOT suitable to everyone so I recommend you to wear warm clothing to combat the cold. Yes Tharja, that means you.

284. If anyone opens their gifts before Christmas, I will deduct your Hero Merits. It's no joke!

285. Connected to no. 284, you are not allowed to steal the Christmas gifts of Marth, Roy, Ike, the Robins, the Corrins and Lucina. Oh, Lyn and Chrom count.

286. Charlotte is NOT allowed to complain why she doesn't have a boyfriend to hug this Christmas. No, you can't hug Xander either.

287. Stahl is NOT allowed to eat the Christmas foods that I bought from my world! You make our mamkute residents deprived of their sweets!

288. Zephiel is NOT allowed to be a Scrooge this Christmas. Roy have read a novel called 'A Christmas Carol' so I suggest you borrow that book from him and read it.

289. While I allowed you to play outside for a snow fight, please don't throw some sharp objects in the snow.

290. Soleil is NOT allowed to sing some Christmas carols. Seriously, all of us are annoyed because of your singing! Have Azura and Shigure leave the singing instead!

If you don't follow the rules again, I will add more.

-Kiran.


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