Happy New Year, everyone! Unfortunately, school resumes for me tomorrow so I have to post this real quick.

Disclaimer: see chap 1

Notes: nos. 291 is from ilovefonandalaude, nos. 292- 299 are from PikaLoverNYA, nos. 300-301 are from Darkchaser, nos. 302 is from Ghost of Magic and nos. 303-306 are from some person. The rest are mine.


Dear Order of the Heroes:

Due that we are celebrating New Year (and Princess Gunnthra joining us) in Hoshido but you didn't follow the rules again, I will add this new batch of laws for this year:

291. Niles, you are not allowed to change your boyfriend, Corrin's, Christmas gift to something lewd and change his outfit to something like Shigure's so that you can make him dance from you.

292. While I let you all guys watch various battles from around the multiverse, DON'T EVEN TRY TO ASK ME TO SUMMON THEM! I don't want any more trouble around here.

293. To our fellow swordswomen: no, you can't make me summon those swords women from around the multiverse. They are very experienced and they might beat you in a few seconds plus they ARE out of your league

294. To every Swords men and women of the Order, DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU NEVER SEE YOURSELF AT REWIND RUMBLE'S SWORDSMEN FREE-FOR-ALL! They are WAAAYYY experienced than all of you combined (except on the Smash Crew and Chrom) and some will probably destroy you.

295. For everyone's sake, never play the song "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" when everyone having a Free-For-All. It's something that I don't want to talk about.

296. While I let you watch Got Talent shows at the recreation room, DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO ASK ON HOW DID SOME PEOPLE DID THOSE ACTS!

297. Connected to no. 296, to the dancers: never ask me on how some can bend their bodies. It's very painful.

298. To our knife users, never question about acts that has knife throwing as entertainment.

299. For our safety, FOLLOW THE WARNINGS "Never try this at home". THE WARNING WAS MADE WITH A REASON!

300. No one is allowed to ask Jagen or Gunther to wear a brown robe and tell Chrom, Ryoma, Azama, or Shigure to use the force. It doesn't exist in this world everyone.

301. I don't care if you want a light saber to replace Raijinto and Falchion Ryoma and Chrom for one you might actually cut of someone's limbs using it and two just cause they have different colors doesn't mean one color is superior to another nor would they be fair to use in this world since they could just cancel out weapon advantages with them.

302. NO ONE is to mention how Seliph and Julia are related, it's complicated.

303. Never ask Clarine and Priscilla who loves their brother more. Both Klein and Raven are afraid.

304. Never mention Kliff to the Ram kids. Trust me it doesn't end well.

305. To all the archers, no complaining about not having a brave bow. Just because people have it doesn't mean you must get it.

306. Don't say "Lowen is a bad unit" in front of Rebecca. It won't end well.

307. Male Corrin is NOT allowed to complain about why he isn't in the VG.

308. Connected to no. 307, you are NOT backing out, Ryoma! Just because you take Corrin's slot doesn't mean that you don't want to fight Takumi in the first round.

309. The participants who are in the recent VG please don't shout at both Camilla and Tharja. Yes, Tharja may be won two VG but give way to the others. Robin and Sigurd are brandishing their weapons now.

310. Yes Gunnthra, your sister is already being influenced by the idiotic heroes around here so I suggest you will remain sane or join the chaos. It's your choice.

311. Next time if we face Loki, don't sing the 'Me!Me!Me!' song in front of her. I swear whoever sings that song will be boot camping under Frederick for the entire day.

312. Valter is NOT allowed to use his sexy tone (or whatever you call it) just to seduce Eirika. It reminds me of a certain blondie that I watched from my laptop- ANNA, GET BACK HERE! YOU TOO, EPHRAIM!

313. 'I do my best' and 'Prepare yourself' is a common quote so I suggest you not to say 'Hold my beer' after Amelia or Seth say it. Yes Nino and Ike, that means the two of you!

314. Innes and Ephraim are NOT allowed to compete themselves on who is the best. The last time you did that, Zephiel almost killed me!

If you don't follow these laws, I will add more.

-Kiran.


You can suggest your laws here!

As always, criticism is welcome!