I'm back! Unfortunately for me, I have two remaining subjects in my midterm exam so I have to post this before turning study mode (looked at the Sales Law and shocked that there too many articles to study) T_T

Disclaimer: see chap 1

Notes: nos. 315 is from ilovefonandalaude, nos. 316-324 are from Vanillite, 325-329 are from agarfinkel, nos. 330-337 are from PikaLoverNYA, and nos. 338-355 are from Unzealots. The rest are mine.


Dear Order of the Heroes:

Since the VG has been ended (with Azura as the declared winner while comforting a crying Lissa) but all of you didn't follow the rules again, I will add these and it will be found in the purple book near Feh's nests. I noticed that the redhead father-son team are playing a BL game and makes some voice actor jokes out of them, so I'm going to talk to Niles later because I knew he was responsible for that:

315. When New Year's Corrin is summonable Niles, you are not allowed to take him away when I summon him, just so that you can hug him and kiss him- WHAT DID I JUST SAY NILES?

316. From now on, all of the rules will be written down in a big purple book with "Da Rules" on the cover.

317. Don't refer to Sigurd as Mang Inasal. Enough with the barbecue jokes!

318. Nobody is allowed to put a trash can lid on Amelia's head and call her Trashmelia.

319. Valter (or anyone else) is not allowed to yell "You're tearing me apart, Lissa!". You are NOT Tommy Wiseau.

320. Nobody is allowed to call Gunter a penguin or make "wenk wenk" noises in his hearing range.

321. Connected to no. 125, nobody is allowed to poison any mutton that belongs to Dorcas.

322. Peri is not a platypus. Remember that now or else your head will be found on a pike.

323. No one is allowed to refer to Black Knight as Burger King.

324. Connected to no. 323, Ike is not allowed to "order" food from Black Knight.

325. Whoever is responsible for bringing in the Jadenkaiba drawing of Lucina and Camilla in their Easter outfits, DESTROY IT! I do not want Lucina or Camilla to know about that drawing, otherwise they will be out for blood.

326. Stop calling Takumi "Soup Boy"

327. To whoever was in Fire Emblem Warriors: stop asking me to summon Rowan and Lianna.

328. Stop joking about Surtr using his consort as a weapon. (I am aware of Surtr's weapon, Sinmara, having the same name as some fire demon's consort)

329. To all of the Hoshidan and Nohrian siblings (except for Camilla and Takumi): Stop complaining about not having a New Year's kimono.

330. Never show the film version of Hunger Games to Peri and I meant ALL OF IT! I don't want to see her watching any bloodshed there!

331. Never show any movie films about zombies to the Sherperds. I don't want them to mistake them as Risen. There might a bit similar but ZOMBIES ARE NOT RISEN!

332. While I invited Rin and Len to this world because I'm one of their fans, to those who appeared in Warriors, don't compare them to Rowan and Lianna. Just because they're twins in opposite genders, having blonde hair and blue eyes doesn't mean they're similar.

333. Niles, don't ask Len for advice on how to take action on men. Yes, he has lewd songs but this is off limits! That poor boy had enough of this!

334. While I let you listen to their songs, Azura and Shigure are not allowed to ask Rin and/or Len on how they sang extremely fast. You don't want to know how.

335. Connected to no. 334, AND DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THEY CHANGED THEIR TONE OF VOICE! IT'S A SECRET THAT IS FORBIDDEN TO KNOW!

336. Camilla, you CAN'T smother Rin just because she's adorable! She had so much memory about being smothered by her fans so leave her alone.

337. Whenever you do, Rin and Len, don't sing any songs about incest in front of Ephraim or any siblings who against it. I don't want them to murder both of you like in any songs where you die.

338. After that last snowball fight fiasco the following heroes are now ban due to many of our order getting hurt for real. Both Robins, Felicia, Hector (was a giant big snowball really that necessary to hit Roy?), Reinhardt (OW), All of the fliers and Cavalier class (you all somehow manage to destroyed 2 acres of forest nearby with snowball somehow) Niles, (you know what you did), Gray, Tobin, The four black fangs, Nino, and last but not least both Fjorm and Gunnthra (was freezing a whole village to make a snow kingdom really that necessary?)

339. Anna when I said no photography of any kind this includes, Painting the heroes, Vision Orbs Snapshots ( Yea your other sister mention this), Vision Wards, Hex Snapshots, or arrow snapshots and finally stealing my High HD Camera does not mean you have access to all these. You are now under the watch list now. This also includes for stealing the feathers and Badges to make yourself a 5 Star unit which means you're gonna be in the front lines. So yea you're not getting out of this any time soon, hehehe…

340. NO! I will not summon another me so you can have fun time with him Loki. I already saw what you do in your room.

341. Chrom, stop complaining that Alfonse looks better in the winter suit than you. You already know he can pull it off without trying.

342. F!Corrin stop trying to put mistletoe under each doorway so you can finally pair the ones you though it was cute. Xander did not like it when he has to kiss Camus after reading the custom that everyone has to kiss regardless of each gender under mistletoe. This also includes that one time when you lock both Eirika and Valter and forgot to unlock it. They can't even look each other in the eye without blushing and Ephraim is sulking in the corner that He might even called Valter his new brother soon.

343. Gunnthra, I do not want to sleep on your lap! I'm a grown man and stop treating me like a child. You're reminding me a lot of Camilla when she's doting all of her siblings- crap.

344. Niles stop trying to dress your boyfriend in a shrine maiden Outfit or a Maids outfit or all that is holy the Nowi's Outfit. I already had seen too many guys in Girls and Women's clothing.

345. M!Corrin don't blame me for your S support with Niles in fates, blame the fan services people who made it in the first place and wanted a gay couple.

346. Takumi, stop wishing for Hanzo to be your real father. Your siblings are getting really worried and so am I. This also includes death to all Nohrian, Takumi City (really), both Corrins death in a gruesome matter, extinction to all tomatoes and increase rise of pineapples, the best fighter in the world, marrying your gender bent self and last but not least becoming God. These are some serious problems and I'm putting you some consoling with our guest resident Ana Amari to help cope with these things and if not I have that Memory Wiper I managed to get this Christmas.

347. Tharja, I know you want to continuing your pursuit on your hexes to get Robin to love you but destroying my robotic guards won't get you out my custody any time soon. Besides that last Hex you manage to pull off somehow manage to hit me and now any time a bad ass music theme plays I enter a combat mode and make destruction in my awake. Also I now have to fight all my heroes after declaring I can take them on with on hand tie behind my back. I somehow won.

348. Due to people forgetting to close off the computer I now implanted a password and you all have to answer its riddles to log in and now instead the whole day you get one hour and the password changes after each correct answer. Yes I will remove when I feel like it so muahahah!

349. Ryoma and Chrom I don't know who in the hell gave you those lightsabers or how you even manage to obtain it but give it to me now! Before I send Robotic Guards on you restrain and subdue you two.

350. To all order of heroes please do not open strange gifts withe the sender name Anonymous when it's gifted to you. I don't want another repeat to what I did to Chrom and Ryoma.

351. Hinoka and Lucina, yes I know that was way too harsh in my way but those light sabers where too dangerous. They even manage to accidentally killed Roy and Eliwood was very pissed off including Ninian even though Roy can't be killed since I resurrected him. No I will not release them from their prison cells until they learn their lesson.

352. I was really hoping not to come down to this but since Most of you now do it to get on my nerves MEMES ARE NOW BANNED! In my line sight and 100 foot around me. This also includes those emojis too.

353. Has anyone seen Laevatein lately? What she back home celebrating her home holiday ok.. but why do I have a feeling it's the burning of a hero statue made of wood-for some reason I need to put this rule in. We will not have the Burning of any Historical people made of wood. Idk why but follow anyways.

354. Fjorm, babies do not come from storks or peaches or hell even magic! Who told you this false information, Niles or Anna?! Your parents? I'm pretty sure that's not how babies come, from they come from- wait a minutes why I'm giving her the sex talk?! Ana can you please tell her where do babies come from, I need a drink.

355. Fjorm WHAT I SAY TRYING TO SNEAK IN AND SLE- wait you have a nightmare that I died and everyone died due to Surtr horrible puns? Ok but why can't you ask your sis? Wait, she's sleeping with me, isn't she? Dammit Niles!

356. If anyone pull a 'DRAMAtical Murder' joke on either Zephiel or Lloyd, I swear that I will pair you with any of them or make a target practice out of you.

357. Connected to no. 356, that includes you two, Roy and Eliwood! I know you two watched and played that!

358. Still connected to no. 356, the two mentioned heroes are not allowed to play the game mentioned above. There is a character that are soundly eerie similar to you guys- wait Zephiel, you knew? And you drag Roy to be your partner in battle? And Lloyd is forcing Eliwood to do the same? Great!

359. Still connected to no. 356, you two are not allowed to make 'Code Geass' jokes on Roy and Eliwood. I know you want payback Zephiel.

360. For some circumstances, two Final Fantasy characters will be here for a month. They will be visiting the Smash Crew for some evaluation regards to their representative in the tournament. I don't know when they will arrive but please act like civilized people when they here and don't challenge them in a duel! They are waaaayyyy too OP and the Smash Crew are the proof!

If you don't follow these rules again, I will add more.

-Kiran.


Alfonse, Sharena and Anna saw all the laws in 'Da Rules' which is placed near Feh's nest.

"Well?" Anna asked to the two royals.

"It's your fault for giving our summoner some headaches, Commander." Sharena deadpans. "At lease these laws can help to manage the stability in the order."

"But do you think it will work?" Alfonse asked.

"I was not a bad idea to-" but suddenly the conversation was cut off when they hear a 'bang!' and a shout saying 'Dammit, Niles!' coming from Kiran.

"You were saying, Commander?" Alfonse and Sharena looked at Anna

Anna waved her hands in the air. "Not my fault!"


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