I have to rewrite some chapters due to errors and sentences, but don't worry, its all okay now.

And here's the next chapter! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: see chap 1

Notes: Nos. 361-380 are from Unzealots, nos. 381- 392 are from Vanillite, nos. 393-397 are from Bloxxerboy and nos. 398-400 are from Darkchaser. The rest are mine.


Dear Order of the Heroes:

After the whole 'BL game' fiasco which Niles is responsible, I will add some laws in the book that is located near Feh's nest. By the way, will somebody get Raven for me? Oliver is chasing after Lucius in circles:

361. To all order of the heroes I'm going to do a few rewrite of some of the rules because most of them are either misspelled, run on sentences, or need to be proofreading in order to make sense. After I realize that some of those rules are not properly corrected in my own way. But that does not mean I will remove them, so be expected to see some rules fix and any loop holes I somehow miss.

362. Odin I will not allowed you to do dramatic pose in our fight against the Muspell army, just because the show Power Ranger did it and also to prevent you of annoying the other heroes of your dramatic speeches or poses or etc.

363. No! I will NOT make you a Power Ranger outfit so you can have a unique look! It's dumb, silly and above all waaaay too colorful. Beside your outfit already made it revealing as it is I don't want it to be worse again.

364. NILES WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT WATCHING THAT THING IN THE RECREATION ROOM?! I SAID NO [BLEEP!]STUFF ALLOWED. You got Siegbert, Shiro, Roy, Nino, Soliel, Young Tiki, Sanaki, Seliph, Julia, Fae, Fir, Sakura, Elise, and somehow Alfonse scar for life of that particular scene. I don't even know how you even manage to obtain that thing but for now on you're now under the watch list 24 hours for the rest of your life. I hope you're happy of what you've done.

365. Bribing me won't help your case at all or black mailing me will work either. Just face it Niles you manage to [BLEEP!] this one up bad. Hell I mind as well put a collar on you to keep track you of where you go- hmmm. I think I will do that soon.

366. To all Pegasus fliers: stop trying to dye all your horses in the My little Pony color Scheme or renaming name to the character names. This way out of hand and I don't want our resident wyvern knights to- and they somehow manage to set fire on the stables again? Great another bill to pay now.

367. Azura and Shigure while I did allow you guys to buy a Karaoke Machine with all the hit songs and the dance machines to learn some new dance moves, I advise you to minimize it when you're doing your singing or dancing and lowering the volume. People near your room couldn't sleep because of the noise and racket, and if this keeps up, I'm going to cut the power leading to your room guys.

368. To all Dagger users: Stop using our knife or kitchen utensils when you all ran out of daggers to throw. Just because you throw them doesn't mean they're gone I mean one of them have 15 sticking on his back! Just go and grab them off once the battle finish or when you're done training. I can't keep on replacing them every once in a while and that includes those special dagger's those are way too expensive for a simple one.

369. Lucina, stop asking me when you're after friends are going to be summon. I know you miss them but you already have Laslow (Inigo), Odin (Owain) and Selena (Severa)? No, you will not try and summon them yourself, I already have Anna wasted 40 Orbs I been stock piling just for her to summon too many Barst, Jagen, Lon'qu, and finally Saizo. Though the three of them have some uses, but that does not mean how wasteful it is. Lucky I can real seal them back in if there's another duplicate of you guys. Why are you giving me that strange look, Lucina? No put the sword down now!

370. Until further notice, Lucina will not be participating any of our training season or battle until she calms down. Chrom I need you to see me about Lucian conditioning and also please leave your sword outside.

371. Ok who in the hell unbox a Bombinomicon when I told everyone not to open any strange gifts? What a wizard came by and drop it? Was it by accident or intentionally. Accident then why- Celica put the book down and slide it towards- no don't you dare read it Celica I mean it... SOMEONE STOP THAT CRAZY BOOKGIRL! Also ALM, WHERE ARE YOU!?

372. To all Heroes if you see a wizard wearing a skullcow as a hat please give him my thanks for the book, apparently his book (yes it can talk) told me he just threw it after he got bomb form it and also do not read any spell inside the Bombinomicon it will bring you pain and suffering... not from the book but, from me and yes I'm well verse of its spell that it has.

373. Enough with the Dabs people. You can it once a while but not every day. I already have the Dabpolice just a messenger bird away if this keeps up.

374. No! I will not summon the Persona User from 3, 4, and 5 to help us in our battles! I don't care the advantage it will brings I know all you Otaku males just wanted to see those female characters. Including the female heroes who all wanted me to summon Kormomaru, Teddie, and Morgana because of their cuteness.

375. HELL NO! I will not even summon the Sailor Moon cast! I'm pretty sure their combat experience are very low and they you love and magic- pretty much something I don't need right now.

376. Karel, stop asking me for more violent, gore, colorful language and, god forbids sex scenes with naked NPC. No I will not give those backs go play some kid friendly games like Mario Kart or Animal Crossing to pass the time. Until then, these games are ban for you and pretty much for others until I know your all not going to go crazy and stuff. Like becoming God for example.

377. Okay who showed Shigure and Azura this anime Love Live School Idol. They somehow learn Japaneses (though technically they did know how to speak just not often use) and are now mimicking the anime girls' voices to match it. Not only that I somehow manage to receive 20 Boxes of Love Live items, clothing, and songs. It made a huge dent in our budget when they gave me the god damn puppy eyes and quivering lips. Also they can only speak that language only due to that anime show I'm going to place them in therapy to have them proper treated.

378. Anna is now banned near my room and will be properly kick, literally. Why? Because the delivery guy mention about a redhead girl with green eyes who put her finger on her chin. Yeah not hard to describe who that person is. Also you owe me 2000 gold coins with 20% percent interests and don't try to haggle me Anna I will just raise it up. Until then you have the end of two months to come up with payment or face the next 4 months cleaning the bathrooms, flying horse stables, regular Horse stables.

379. Hector, please return back Reinhardt's (OW) Hammer back. Don't try to lie to me I had security Cameras near our guest rooms and windows and I saw you made off with his hammer. Please return it back or you will be our Red tome mages Target practices, and our sword user training dummies. Also I took away your weapon Armads away and kept it for safe keeping until I find it fit to return it back to you.

380. Gunnthra while the title did say voice of dreams but could you stop giving me this weird dreams, about me being together with Fjorm, Loki, Laevatien, and Sharena in bed and all uhm... well, I don't know naked- honestly just please stop giving me these dreams. Before I start having these weird sensations and thoughts about me doing- no, no, no. Not going there. Just please stop it. I need some rest at night.

381. No one is allowed to call Alm "Cosmo".

382. Connected to no. 381, no one is allowed to call Celica "Wanda".

383. Connected also to no. 381, nobody is allowed to play the Fairly OddParents theme song when Alm and Celica are around.

384. Connected to no. 319, Valter is not allowed to enter a room with Marth in it while reciting Tommy Wiseau's "I did not hit her" speech then say "Oh hi Marth"

385. No one is allowed to put Sigurd, Felicia's sister Flora (if summonable), and Berkut's girlfriend Rinea (if summonable also) in the same room and call them the Barbecue Association. Arvis, I know you're the one responsible for the barbeque jokes. Stop that right now or I'll have Oliver to chase you.

386. Nobody, and absolutely NOBODY, is allowed to download a copy of the FE8 PME by Mangs. It's way too weird for you guys.

387. Corrin, do not attempt to blow away people by shouting "Fus Ro Dah!" .You are not in Skyrim!

388. Connected to no.387, Roy is not allowed to do that either.

389. No one is allowed to ask Marth about "Super Saiyan Marth in Fiaa Emburem the Musical". It's not funny.

390. Fjorm and Gunnthra are forbidden from watching Frozen.

391. Gray, do NOT read Fifty Shades of Grey! It has nothing to do with you.

392. Nobody is allowed to utter the word "disgusting" near Ephraim.

393. Do not attempt to Rick Roll me. That joke ended a long time ago.

394. Takumi, I have no idea how you got a sniper rifle, but give it to me this instant before I send my robot guards to get it!

395. Lissa, don't try to kill Azura for winning the last VG. The real blame should be on the fans.

396. While I try to find a way to bring the Sword Art Online gang back to their world (how did they get here? No one knows), all archers are not allowed to challenge Sinon to a shooting competition. She will destroy you.

397. To all Reds, you are not allowed to duel Kirito. He and his dual swords will destroy you.

398. Due to the amount of strange questions I am getting from everyone cause of VR chat it is now officially banned from being played on any of the computers.

399. Anyone who now says/does the following do you know da whey, clicking sounds, spitting sounds, or anything else related to the Ugandan Knuckles meme within my hearing range will now be forced to the VR chat Ugandan Knuckles Island for a minimum of a week.

400. Laundry detergent pods will now only be allowed in the laundry room and nowhere else due to both Nowi and Young Tiki trying to eat them and as a further note I have set up robot guards both inside and outside the door so that they will search anyone to make sure you're not taking any with you.

401. Ike is NOT allowed to steal Zelgius' helmet and using it for puns. He's already activating his Black Luna right now to people standing in his way!

402. Micaiah is NOT allowed to team up with Niles. Why? Because she likes explicit BL games and stories and teaming up with Niles will worsen the situation!

403. Oliver is NOT allowed to chase after Lucius. I don't care if he reminds you of a certain Heron in Ike's group but I don't want to come to me crying because of a certain axe user chasing after you.

404. Micaiah, you're not allowed to say to Sothe that Ike is the 'father of his (Sothe's) children'. The last time you say that, Soren heard that statement within 30 feet and he's beating the living daylights out of Sothe. No, you are NOT going to say that to Roy either.

405. Legion is NOT allowed to be dressed up as Jason just to assassinate Marth. Who gave you that idea? Clarisse? And Halloween is still far away!

406. To all reds: you are NOT allowed to complain why Marth, Roy, Ike, Lucina and the Corrins have badass swords! It was a gift from the Final Fantasy representative in the Smash Tournament. And no! You're not going to ask them to exchange with your own sword for them.

407. Yes Eliwood, you regretted that you played that BL game with your son because I threatened you to force summon Marcus to reprimand you if you two don't stop. Now, you are NOT allowed to be on the battlefield for one week.

408. Ike, don't wish to me that Reyson, Leanne and Rafiel to be summoned in our Order! Yes, they are helpful with their singing abilities but have pity on Lucius! Oliver is chasing after him nonstop!

409. And connected to no. 408, you're NOT going to wish to summon Tibarn either. He will be teaming up with Raven if that happens.

410. Don't make some 'Captain America' jokes in front of Arthur because of his armor. That meme is already old!

411. To all the Heroes: due to that the Training grounds was charred because of multiple trainings (and shenanigans that happened here), I will make a limit that only four member per group will be entering the training grounds. The last time you trained in the TG, you are all fighting on who will be first to train.

412. Don't ask Clive if his relationship with Fernand is more than friends. I don't want an angry Mathilda chase after you with her ridersbane if she finds out.

413. While all of you are allowed to bond with one another, please DON'T ship the people who you think are compatible with each other. I don't want you guys to play matchmaker and did I say that I HAVE the only right to pair you guys with ally support?! What? Anna told you that? I have to talk with her pronto!

If you don't follow these rules again, I will add more.

-Kiran.


"So, you will be assessing us?" Roy asked the two mysterious visitors in from of him and Ike.

The first one replied. "Yes. He wanted your opinions about his performance in the tournament."

"The reason why he isn't with us is because he has a score to settle with you-know-who." The second one said.

Ike titling his head in agreement with them. He knows who was the second visitor mentioned. "Well, we warned you: our comrades here will be challenging you so our suggestion will be staying out of trouble."

"It can't be helped if they are challenging us." The second one said. "We have a war of our own but since Materia gave us a break, we decided to help you guys in your war."

"Are you sure?" Roy asked. The two visitors nodded.

"Come, we will meet you to the leader in this order." Ike said. And the two visitors followed them.


You can suggest your ideas here! And you can guess who the two mysterious visitors here are (hint: refer to number 360).

As always, criticism is welcome!