Happy Birthday to FEH! *Throws confetti and blows horns*

Due to the laws submitted in the review section is longer, I decide to split it into two parts so the laws submitted by Guest (but I know who but it's only a guess) and derrickfoo0 will be in the next chapter.

By the way, I make Ike and Zelgius OOC in the fic so my apologies.

Disclaimer: see chap 1

Notes: nos. 441-445 are from agarfinkel, nos. 446-450 are from Dark Cringer, nos. 451-457 are from sonic401 and nos. 458-461 are from Lopmion-12. The rest are mine.


Dear Order of the Heroes:

Since the CYL poll has ended (with Hector and Ephraim in the first and second place for males while Celica and Veronica *the heck?!* in the first and second place for females), celebrating our first birthday, and we have visitors to celebrate with us (with RD Ike joining us) but all of you didn't follow the rules again, I will add more in the purple book. By the way, Roy has a dilemma because the Ikes and Zelgius are chasing after him declaring some romantically nonsense to the poor redhead, so somebody get Niles, L'Arachel and Micaiah for me? I know they are responsible and Eliwood and Ninian are looking for someone to kill:

441. Until further notice, you are not allowed to play Tales of Rebirth. I am getting everyone yelling "CLAIR" whenever Clair is around.

442. L'Arachel, stop freaking out every time you see a guy's naked shoulder

443. To whoever was in Tokyo Mirage Sessions FE, stop asking me summon your respective Mirage Masters.

444. To Chrom, Lissa Lucina, and Odin: stop calling Marth "Grandpa" and Caeda "Grandma". Just because they are your ancestors, that does not give you right to make grandparent jokes about them.

445. Next time if you guys have a "Yo Mama" jokes contest, do not make any jokes about Deirdre, Cordelia, Lissa, Olivia, or Azura. Otherwise, I cannot guarantee your safety should any of these women decide to make you suffer.

446. Effie, punching rocks to death is NOT an acceptable training exercise. I don't care how much you like it, but getting rocks that big isn't cheap

447. Chrom and Lucina, you are no longer allowed to invite Project x Zone 2 characters here, ESPECIALLY Segata. Half our heroes exploded last time

448. No OPM jokes are allowed to be made around Leo. His voice actor does Saitama, yes, but that is not an excuse

449. No red units are allowed to yell "Suck it blues!" after defeating blue units. The inverse also applies

450. Ike, Eliwood and Ryoma, stop asking for me to summon Trunks/Tapion here. It doesn't matter how much of a better swordsman you are than them the power gap is too big; you would die very fast.

451. No more Pokémon jokes around Micaiah

452. Enough with the complaining about how annoyingly powerful Myrrh is, I am currently trying to figure out a way to solve this, and when I mean by this I mean I'm praying to the god of IS for an answers

453. Stop asking if Joshua can use fire magic. He isn't a fire wizard.

454. Camilla is no longer allowed to play and dance to the Milkshake song, mainly from the mess hall after what happened, dear god that image won't ever leave my head.

455. Why are Lyn, Sophia, and Maria starting their own SOS Brigade and whose idea was it to introduce them to the beliefs of the paranormal? Don't come crying to me if they one day start stealing or blackmail you for stuff for their clubroom like making you touch a girl's breasts.

456. No more asking Arvis and Innes if they will ever see it coming.

457. Chrom, stop yelling "DONDAKE!" in the middle of the night, you keep waking everybody up thinking there's an emergency.

458. To those who are fans in the Pokémon series: You are not allowed to dress Adult Tiki as Pikachu and Micaiah as Ash Ketchum. I will find the hero who makes the voice actor jokes and I will have Arvis turning him into a target practice.

459. Do not serve roasted lamb to Genny to eat as for dinner this might lead her in becoming a vegetarian after witnessing her friends eating a lamb for dinner; and if she turns into a vegetarian because of that, do not let her dress up in her Sheep onsie while she is eating in her vegetarian side.

460. To Female Corrin: do not complain to your twin brother counterparts (who just have sex with Azura almost every night, just to convince Kana) for all the humping noise that occurred to you almost every night. Yes that includes you Shigure.

461. Please don't call Female Corrin a lesbian, just because she is often hang out with her best friend Nino or Azura everyday doesn't make her a lesbian. She is growing tired and frustrated of being called a lesbian. She is straight for Naga's sake. That includes you Soleil do not ever become Nina.

462. DO NOT COMPLAIN TO ME WHY VERONICA OF ALL HEROINES IS IN THE SECOND PLACE! I received death threats from the Nohrians and from the Magvelians that why Camilla AND Eirika are in the third and fourth place respectively! Blame on the people who voted her!

463. Hector is NOT allowed to gloat his first place to Eliwood. He's already depressed and being comforted by his family! I don't want you crying to me because he uses his 'axe breaker 3' on you.

464. Connected to no. 463, Celica is NOT allowed to gloat her first place to Faye either.

465. Until further notice, all of you must remain calm if Veronica is recruited. I know some of you don't want to remember the day you were bound to her contract but please, you are NOT allowed to kill her.

466. RD Ike is NOT allowed to be near Roy- the hell, Ike? You like redheads? What are you, bisexual?

467. Zelgius is NOT allowed to challenge RD Ike. Just because he is stronger than the PoR Ike doesn't mean that he is surpassing Greil. What? You using Roy as a prize? Oh no, I'm talking to the redhead.

468. Until further notice, Ike (both versions and the brave one) and Zelgius will be under Jaffar's watch. I send Roy to a world which all of you don't know. What did you say, Ike? I send Roy to Final Fantasy world? HELL NO IF HE SURVIVES THAT! AND LILINA'S WITH HIM!

469. Connected to no. 468, Niles, L'Arachel and Micaiah are now under Jaffar's watch. I know it was the three of you who stole the potion that 'makes Ike and Zelgius falls in love with the victim' and used it on Roy unsuspectively. I will find a way to bring Roy back to normal and behave like civilized people because we have visitors here!

470. Attention, heroes! Warrior of Light and Lightning Farron from Final Fantasy world will be here to celebrate our first birthday and at the same time evaluate the smashers about their fellow warrior's performance in the Smash Tournament so refer to rule no. 360 or else you face the consequences that was written in no. 440. (Written in the language that I know only) and I ask them to hide Roy to their world until I found the cure to his dilemma.

If you don't follow the rules again, I will add more.

-Kiran

P. S: Don't you EVER dare to decipher the last message in the last rule! You will NOT find Roy there. THAT MEANS YOU, IKE!


"All right. Why did you use that potion on my son?" Eliwood interrogate the three. Niles, L'Arachel and Micaiah only gulped in nervousness.

"I thought it will be fun if the Ikes and Zelgius fight for him." Niles explained. "And it will be more fun if he-"

"First, my son is straight." Eliwood replied. "And second, I know that the three of you will find an excuse to write an explicit yaoi story."

"Says the one who played a BL game in the first place." L'Arachel muttered.

"I heard that!"

"Uh Lord Eliwood, I think you need to calm down." Kiran said. "Roy is in safe place until I found the cure."

"What if-"

"About your problem, don't worry. The potion isn't effective against our fellow warriors." WoL said to the worried redhead.

"You think so?" Eliwood asked.

"Lilina's with him so don't worry." Kiran reassured the redhead.


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