Get ready for the longest chapter in this fic! *Evil grins* Seriously, this is the longest one, so long that I was confuse so I need to skip some laws from the reviews but don't worry, you can still submit your laws. I won't complain.

Disclaimer: see chap 1

Notes: Nos. 471-489 are from derrickfoo0 (I need to choose some of them), nos. 490-507 are from NecroTK, nos. 508-522 are from Dragonna (I need to cut the laws but don't worry, the rest will be on the next chapter), nos. 523-526 are from Dark Cringer, nos. 527-532 are from PikaLoverNYA, nos. 533-535 are from Lopmion-12 and the rest are from Guest (but I know who you are. You have my approval on your OC.)


Dear Order of the Heroes:

Since my headaches got worsen because of the Troublesome Three, with random guest popped out in the order left and right, Roy coming back cured from the potion recently but with a murderous intent (but Ike knew something's wrong with him) and all of you didn't follow the rules again, I write this in the purple book. Gods, I really NEED a vacation into this:

471. From now on, Dragonball is banned from the list of videos you can watch. You heroes are getting too pumped up and started picking fights due to the hype. We already have complaints of heroes yelling out special attacks for no apparent reason.

472. Connected to no. 471, DON'T TRY TO MIMIC THE KAMEHAMEHA WAVE. NOT ONLY IS IT EMBARRASSING TO WATCH, YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN STRONG ENOUGH TO DO IT.

473. Connected to no. 472, don't let Owain/Odin try to do the moves of Dragonball. 'Nuff said.

474. Don't try to get Goku and his friends summoned. They're too strong for — wait they're already here!? HOW!?

475. Somehow Goku, Whis, and Beerus teleported here by accident due to training too hard, please treat them as guest for now until they can figure out how to get home.

476. Goku please don't ask anyone to fight you. They're too weak and you'll easily destroy them

477. Connected to no. 476, Goku don't eat all of our food supplies. We don't have the — wait, Goku where did you get a muffin? A muffin button, WEDON'T HAVE A MUFFIN BUTTON HERE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ALSO DON'T KNOW? HOW MANY MUFFINS DID YOU GET? A MILLION! WHOEVER MADE THE MUFFIN BUTTON MUST PAY FOR ALL THE MUFFINS. AT THIS RATE WE'LL BE BANKRUPT.

478. Everyone, please don't insult Goku, saying he's a bad parent and a bad husband. He's too addicted to fighting and somehow too pure to understand the world.

479. Everyone, DO NOT PICK FIGHTS WITH BEERUS OR WHIS. THEY'LL KILL YOU WITHOUT MERCY; HECK THEY CAN EVEN KILL THE GODS OF OUR WORLDS.

480. Connected to no. 479, please don't accept Whis's offer to train you. You'll regret it, just watch.

481. Karel, don't try to imitate Goku Black. Just cause he's a cool villain doesn't mean you should look like Goku Black. All the time travelers and their parents are angry at you now. And DON'T YOU DARE START A GOKU BLACK CLUB; BEERUS MIGHT ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE IF YOU DO THAT.

482. Don't ask how Hit can stop time. The writers just do as they please, like how right now I'm writing down what viewers want to see next chapter. That's right; bet you didn't know I can break the fourth wall now did you?!

483. Connected to no. 482, don't ask how I can break the fourth wall. I just can.

484. Everyone, please don't fight over the best songs in Dragonball. It's getting annoying hearing "Cha-la, Head-la" over and over again. Also the song "We Were Angels" keeps getting people filled with nostalgia and over-hyped. Not only that! "Usubeni (Light Pink)" by Mark DeGroot for some reasons makes the heroes cry because of the sad lyrics. Please just listen to them with headphones on. I'll give you some if you don't have any.

485. Connected with no. 484, the singers shouldn't try to sing the mentioned songs. We don't need another fiasco like last time.

486. Whoever filmed the video of me looking hyped while listening "We Were Angels" and crying while listening to "Usubeni (Light Pink)" come out now! If you don't, I'll only let the Dragonball guest play the Dragon ball FighterZ. Come out now or else.

487. Anna, because of your meddling with the muffin button, all of your wares will belong to the Order of Heroes as of this moment. Not only that, all the orbs and feathers will be confiscated from you and if you don't give them all up, I'll have Beerus destroy the rarest and expensive thing in the world, making so that no matter what realm you go to, it'll never be found because it doesn't exist anymore. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

488. Please don't try to summon Kirby to see how strong he is. I don't care if you're curious just because he beat Majin Buu. I won't summon — wait Sharena and Fjorm, what's with the puppy eyes?! I won't — please don't, I — damnit I was supposed to immune from it after the last one! I can't — I can't take it anymore!

489. To whoever is reading this, this is because I knocked myself out due to either shock or self-inflicted knockout. Please whatever you do, do not mess with my body or sleep next to me. Just take me to my room and allow me to rest. Also don't attempt to wake me up forcefully. I've been trained to fight in my sleep. And so, if anyone complained about hearing high-pitched screams, cries for their mommies, piss their pants, be awed at my awesomeness, for some reason fall for me, see me looking badass without a shirt on, kicking ass while insulting you without running out of insults, or a lot of ball crushing, just remember, you brought this on yourself.

490. Whoever's brilliant idea it was to invite the Duck Hunt Duo here, SEE ME NOW! I know Micaiah's on my bad side, but even I don't want to see her bird get murdered. And on that note...

491. No actions, threats, or jokes of animal cruelty. I will have you be subject to Micaiah's BL fics.

492. To those that apply, do not taunt Sonya about sisterly love. You will become her living dummy for the day.

493. Xander, stop gloating at Camus because your GHB is being rerun. It's not funny.

494. Stop calling Wrys a pedophile. The joke's gotten old since it got started.

495. Lloyd, do not murder Raven just because he has your father's axe; Basilikos. Nobody knows why he's getting it either.

496. No playing or singing "Rock Lobster" when in Ryoma's presence.

497. Niles, Micaiah, L'Arachel, stop trying to convince Leon to join your club. He's only interested in Valbar. And he's not afraid to admit that which leads to.

498. No harassing Leon and Valbar (when he is summoned) about being gay

499. Joshua is not allowed to flip a coin while Anna is nearby. Nuff said.

500. NEVER mention the AU where Anankos killed and forced the fates children's parents to fight them against their will.

501. Don't start a duel with Marisa. I don't think I have to explain why.

502. Do not make "The Aura is with me" jokes to Linde or Delthea.

503. Lute is not allowed to have "Perfect-Offs" with Narcian or Subaki or vice versa.

504. This should go without saying, but no playing Cards Against Humanity while an underage person or one of the Troublesome Three are present.

505. Arthur and Luke are no longer allowed to have "Hero-Offs" A lot of us are starting to get peeved at listening to you shouts to the heavens.

506. The "A Hero Rises" event was based on the number of times a hero was talked to since I arrived. Stop complaining that those who were summoned earlier than you have an unfair advantage.

507. No "Feel my Wrath" jokes around Nephenee.

508. Xander please, I know that M!Corrin spends the new years with his Hoshido family but...telling them that it's a kidnapping is low. Remember that it's YOUR father who has kidnapped Corrin first.

509. M!Corrin, I know that you loves your family, but telling proudly to everyone that "Takumi is a so cute and adorable baby brother and that it's a good teacher and that it's for that you are so good with a bow." Just stop, you embarrassing him (even if it's funny and that I agree with you).

510. Stop asking Xander the name of his horse and if it's Siegsomething.

511. Marth, don't dare to try to stab the Robins with Falchion again. I know that they are the vessels of Grima but still, it's RUDE.

512. Corrin (M) don't give dragonstone to Robin (M) because one: It will not work; two: the dragon form is too big for the castle; and three: nobody want to see Grima.

513. Don't call the Robins Grima just because you are upset with them.

514. Don't call Subaki Male!Cordelia and don't call Cordelia Female!Subaki. It's rude.

515. Stop making fun of Leo for lose every gauntlet, its mean! Yes I'm talking about you Takumi

516. Stop saying that only girls with big chest win, because that's not true!

517. Stop saying "Blame Takumi" every time that something got wrong. That's also mean!

518. Stop running while screaming for help every time that you met Xander. Yes he has done a lot of errors, and has been kinda dumb, but that's not nice.

519. Nowi is not a little girl Xander, she's over 1000 years old!

520. Nowi, don't froze Gaius candies just because you want frozen candies. Ask him!

521. No Saizo, Gaius isn't Asugi in disguise.

522. Saizo, blame Gaius for being a thief is low, because YOU kill people.

523. Camilla, just because Charizard is letting Celiica fly on his back, it doesn't mean you can get a Hydreigon. You already have Marzia that should be enough for you!

524. Connected to no. 523, Celica you're not allowed to ride Charizard into battle; it knows heat wave, and it's unfair because it bits EVERYONE!

525. Lyn, it doesn't matter that it can do physical and magical damage, DO NOT USE A HONE EDGE INSTEAD OF YOUR SWORD! It will literally zap your soul away.

526. I don't know where you got them but, STOP throwing Master balls at the manaketes, they're NOT dragon type Pokémon. Seriously, where did you- Wait, Anna sold you them?! ANNA, GET YOUR ASS HERE, YOU ARE GONNA BE PUNISHED! *OH MYYY~!* SHUT IT, NILES!

527. Roy, you are NOT going to murder Ike again but for this time that he got the Legendary Version of him. Huh? What are you going to do with your swords? MARTH! STOP ROY FROM GOING TO MURDER IKE!
528. Until the problem is solved, Roy is not allowed to kill ALL Ikes for replacing him in smash and getting the third outfit before he does. Marth, make sure that Roy will calm down

529. Azura, PLEASE don't force yourself to sing in high notes. I know that you ARE listening to opera but you'll lose your voice if you force yourself to sing in high tones.
530. Connected to no. 529, no; I won't let you AND Shigure to sing "Phantom of the Opera".

531. With enough money we earned, the Visitors Dorm is installed so when we had visitors from COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REALMS due to different ways, they can stay there. If anyone in the Order wants to enter, you have to ask permission.
532. Connected to no. 531, no; you are not going to challenge the possible visitors

533. Sigurd, whatever you do, please do not steal Warrior of Light's crystal and give to Deirdre as your Valentine's gift.

534. Clair I would not allow you to dress your brother Clive as Warrior of light (Note: Both Sigurd and Clive had the same voice as the warrior of light) just because you wanted Mathilda to love him more because of his shining light. To be honest your brother is already tired of wearing a heavy kind of armor and horned helmet on him, in which it's tip is already up to the ceiling.

535. To Myrrh, I will allow you to use your pink snowboard and going to the snow mountain on one condition... Go with an adult and do not ask Ninian or Felicia to convert into a winter wonderland. It's almost Spring, for goodness sake.

536. To all order of heroes if you see a little girl with a big top hat please inform me so she is visitor stopping by and she looking for magical floating hour glasses that had fallen in this realm.

537. Also just a heads up Alm is not allowed to touch these hour glasses including Lucina. Why? Because I just know these two might just give me a headache is these two stumble upon them and use them instead of returning it back to the little girl.

538. There shall be no STRIP POKER allowed in our order. Just caught Niles and L'Arachel dragging our young heroes about strip poker. Laslow was not amused when he found out his daughter Soliel just strip naked in front of young male heroes. Not only that I think Shiro and Siegbert are not competing for her hand of marriage.

539. SHIRO AND SIEGBERT, STOP DESTROYING THE GOD DAMN TRAINING ARENA! YOUR RAMPAGE OF LOVE JUST SOMEHOW MANAGE TO DESTROYED NOT ONE BUT THE WHOLE TRAINING TOWERS. NOT ONLY THAT YOU SOMEHOW MANAGE TO CONVINCE A NEAR BY TOWN TO FIGHT FOR YOU! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH DAMAGED I HAVE TO PAY TO FIX THIS?!

540. Niles, L'Arachel, Micaiah are now required to wear this tracking collar I got from my world security prison center. This will not allow me to keep track where you guys are at all times 24/7 all day. Also you can't break, hack, destroy, or locks pick this one. Also I also added infra-sights so you can hide from me all day. MUAHHAHA! Man good to be evil once a while.

541. Lucina, put the sword down it was just an impression- GOD DAMMIT ROBOT GUARDS TO MEE! Why do I sound so evil lately? God, I hope that vacation I book will relive me this coming month will ease my stress.

542. To all male heroes stop singing "A GIRL WORTH FIGHTING FOR" from Mulan the movie. At first I thought it was just for a day but now I can hear it every day. The females heroes are also getting annoyed by this please stop before I will deploy my new shock Guards to stun you all. This also includes "I MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU" song. You have been warned.

543. Celica I will not teach you how to program your laptop you now owned. Just because I know how to program my guards does not mean I will teach you how to program your laptop. Besides I know you're going to hack my robotic guards. Why? Because that grin and innocent fake similes tells me all, so back off now before I send in the firefighter robots to hose you down. Yes it hurts I just hosed down Arvis for making more of those old BBQ jokes.

544. Ok Nowi. Care to explain why do we a room full of cats and kittens in your room? Because their cold and hungry but we can't afford to- and you manage to have one room full of dogs and puppy? But how did? No I will not fall for those eyes of yours I will turn- oh you got to be kidding me.

545. To all order of heroes we have two new animal facilities. One has cats and kittens, the other dogs and puppies. You will all have a schedule on who will be in charge of finding these lost animals a good home. You can also adopt them if you want a pet to and yes I will cover the cost of food and installing an animal door for them to come in out. But you're cleaning after this mess.

546. When I say finding a good home does not mean kill them! Hector how could you to these innocent animals? That's it! I will do the support for Roy and Lilina. I know Eliwood would love his son finding true love for once. Also Ana please sleep dart him.

547. Can someone care to explain why the Library is barricaded? Both Robins barricaded themselves in but why? Oh, their dark side manages to resurface again and their causing a mayhem and destruction. So the world of awakening are all their fighting them so they can return to normal. Whelp, better get the checkbook again for meds and property damaged and all the replacement for the books as by now all of them are destroyed or ruined.

548. Ok who made Loki drunk again? She sleeping in my bed again and making out with Alfonse fully drunk. I will not go to details but please restrain her from drinking too much, also GOD DAMMIT NILES I KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF, GET YOUR ARES HERE PRONTO!

549. ATTENTION ALL HEROES! The food monster got out. Apparently Anna decided to try and tame it and it got out but whacking her. Anyways you are advise to avoid and report to y robotic Hunters for them to capture it. For now keep an eye out for it and any slime trails you see.

550. Also all female heroes are advised to run away from it. Don't ask me why but ask Anna she knows what happen to herself. Let's just say that Niles might enjoy this way too much and leave it that.

551. Stop asking me why there's no critical hit rate in this world. One it's their realm and to blame the people who made that realm. Also it there was critical rate well let's just say your all going to die from this one unit alone because it resolves around it and they hit hard like a mountain. Luckily their put on a stasis sleep. Until then, let's just hope these units will never come out or they will be hell out into the battlefield.

552. While taunts can be used in battle or taunt killing them please refrain the taunting in off battles. Especially taunt killing. Arvis just did the pyro Hadouken on Sigurd, Black Knight or in this case Zelgius finger banging Ike ( No he did not sexual assault Ike), Arrow stabbing ( Yes all of you archers), and other etc. taunt kills. Because i just got taunt killed when Chrome thought it was funny of smashing my head with a pot... He got rekt by me when i shot him with multiple arrows sticking out in his Ass. Don't test me people.

553. Can anyone tell me why theirs a mountain of garbage outside our castle? Also how the hell did I miss that huge think here! I been here for year yet I did not notice or smell that piece or trash mountain anywhere!

554. For now on until I can get a proper trash facility all trash must be burn. I already move my endless pit of fire near it and had all my robotic guards start moving all the waste inside my bottomless pit of fire. Also thank you Henry for the no Hex smell! It was very useful for this thing kind of problem. Also do notify me when something like this happens.

555. Attention all Order of heroes I will be taking a trip on the world of Nexus and Blizzard world for two whole months this coming month. But that does not mean I will notice any problems when I'm gone so I will be leaving my assistance to help make any new rules while I am away. Yes it's a person so for now none of you know this person name or what gender this person is. That is all.

If you don't follow these rules, my assistant will add more of this.

-Kiran

P. S: Xander, can I borrow your Lilith Floatie?


"All right, what happened to Roy?" Marth asked the Summoner. "Ever since he came back from the Final Fantasy World, he was all murder-y towards Ike."

Kiran turned to his guest, sweatdropped. "Uh, WoL?"

"Seems like something happened there." WoL said, placing his hand on his chin. "Not unless it involves a guy with silver hair and cat-like green eyes."

"Sephiroth?" Ike was shocked. "Pray do tell me he did something to Cloud that involves Roy, right?"

"I guess?" Lightning said. "Knowing Sephiroth, he knows what he wanted to Cloud."

Ike grabs his Ragnell and storms off.

"And where do you think you're going?" Kiran asked.

"To the Final Fantasy World!" Ike answered, gritted his teeth. "I'll kill him!"

"Sheesh." Kiran sighed and facepalmed. "I hope my vacation would be peaceful."

"Did somebody ships Ike/Roy here?" Marth asked.

"Blame Niles, L'Arachel and Micaiah." Kiran only answered.


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