Finishing revise chapter 14 because someone notified me the errors. Thanks, bloxxerboy!
For now on, I will filter out all the laws that are needed; I only edited a few errors and discard some of them.
Disclaimer: see chap 1
Notes: nos. 556-558 and 607 are from Dark Cringer, nos. 559-567 and 606 are from Unzealots (my guess is right all along), nos. 568-571 are from agarfinkel, nos. 572-575 are from PikaLoverNYA, nos. 576-579 are from TheTrueLunarHuntress, nos. 580-583 are from Darkchaser, nos. 584-587 are from derrickfoo0, 588- 594 are from Lopmion-12, nos. 598-603 are from Dragonna and no. 604 is from Omega-Neos. The rest are mine.
Dear Order of the Heores:
While waiting for my assistant to come here, Valentines is approaching but all of you didn't follow the laws again, I will add more on the purple book. Will somebody restrain Hector? He's been giving the bad vibes all over Roy:
556. Okay, so I've been informed that a copy of Pokémon Clover has somehow appeared here; you can all play it if you want to but, you're not allowed to complain if you don't understand a reference or get offended.
557. Connected to no. 556, DON'T ask me to summon any of those Fakemons,! They are incredibly dangerous, Heck, one vibes you all types of cancer just by touching it.
558. Nobody is EVER allowed to show the /b/ board to any child he- ANYONE for any circumstance! I don't think I need to explain why.
559. For all that is holy do not let Loki find any sexual items around, even the basic one. Just manage to spot Niles giving Loki **** magazines items and she now has a strange kink for whips and oh god please ball gags and rope. Have to remove that memory from her because I'm pretty sure those items are going to be use on me. *shudders*
560. When I say return the hour glass back to the purple hat girl I mean not to break the god damn hour glass! Now we have a time paradox and it's going to be a while until she can piece back off the pieces where it belongs.
561. Ok the meme or joke "Who let the dogs out!" is old and not funny. Hector please stop trying to say it every time when your turn comes in or when you counter them back. It's not really that funny.
562. The song animation of Notice Me Senpai - Yandere simulator animated and all Yandere videos are now god damn block! Just found both Robin and Corrin (both version of male and female) in my closest AGAIN! Not only that, Tharja and Rhajat are now a god damn Killing love spree killing anyone regardless of each person or animal away an- god dammit my door! SOS!
563. Tharja and Rhajat are now in my Stasis containment room until further notices also for any heroes who needs therapy after that incident Ana Amari and Reinhardt (OW) are now available to console you guys. Also they called in an extra guest so please treat her kindly as she only going to stay here for week. Anyways, like all out world visitors; please give a warm welcome Dr. Angela Ziegler or her code name Mercy from Overwatch.
564. Arvis just because you somehow manage to mimic the move Kamehameha or in this case use your flame magic to mimic it does not mean you're a God damn saiyan. Even though you somehow manage to impress Goku does not mean you're gonna be trai- wait he allow you to train with him? Do you know how- what he says you have a bit of saiyan blood in you?! I called bull crap! To make sure you're not even a saiyan at all I will take a god damn blood sample to prove it you're not a God damn saiyan!
565. Anna I know you been doing some shady business behind my back selling let's say exotic stuff for our female heroes to relived themselves. First off all the money you made will be donated to the order of heroes, second you will now have a tracking collar like the ones Niles have and finally third for now own your Laevatein personal training dummy until I come back from until now all the way when i come back from my vacation.
566. The game, movie, TV show or any others related to the Hunger Games are now banned. Enough said.
567. Okay, who put fucking aphrodisiac in the god damn food? Half of the god damn orders are now fucking around literally! When I find you oh boy prepare to get your fucking butt rape so hard and face mess up you're going to think that your ares is your face and your face is your ares. Also if I find out it's either Niles, L'Arachel or Micaiah you're gonna get the world most very bad days in even your god damn miserable lives from the likes your ever see!
568. Roy, stop trying to attach tails to Raven, Karel, Oscar, and Henry just because you think they sound like Zidane. It's not funny.
569. Stop singing the West Side Story song "Maria" around Maria. It's getting annoying and I guarantee your safety if Minerva and Michalis decide to attack you.
570. Stop singing the "The Tiki Tiki Tiki Room" around either Tiki. You have been warned.
571. Sanaki, stop spying on Sothe and Micaiah when they are alone together.
572. WHO THE HELL FOUND OUT MY SECRET ABOUT MY LOVE OF HELLO KITTY?! Niles, L'Archael and Micaiah? I WILL DEFINITELY HUNT YOU DOWN AND KNOCK YOU DOWN FOR FINDING OUT MY SECRET.
573. I found that my secret has been spread out so I advise EVERYONE to stop making fun of my love for Hello Kitty. Even guys can like cute stuff.
574. It appears that our young adorable Heroes have some interests about Hello Kitty so if you want to hold my Hello Kitty plushies, ask permission from me so I won't panic if I saw AT LEAST ONE Hello Kitty merchandise gets missing.
575. Oh no, don't get me started about this, Anna. I know that about the "Harem Situation" but please be informed that Hello Kitty is my ONLY Princess in my life and... THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! Of course, DON'T CALL MY LOVE FOR HELLO KITTY WEIRD!
576. No one is allowed to question why it is that certain characters look almost just like each other. Of these people include Asugi and Gaius, Caeldori and Cordelia, Rhajat and Tharja, and a few others.
577. Niles, I swear to god if you try and force the Corrins' into a maid outfit, I will allow BOTH the Hoshidan and Nohrian royals to do whatever they want with you.
578. Okay, whoever stole the sweets I had in my room, return them immediately and I will consider not having you put on the front lines during the Area. I'm speaking directly to you Asugi and Gaius!
579. To everyone that did not feature in Fire Emblem Warriors, enough with the complaining! I have had it up to hear with it and I'm about ready to send some people home! The next person that complains in my presence will be given to Anna to have whatever the heck she wants with you.
580. All 'A Song of Ice and Fire' books will be confiscated along with the TV show being blocked due to the fact that some people (Niles and Leon) have been reading the sexual parts of the books aloud when Nino, Sakura, Elise, Mist, Maria, and Myrrh are around along with blasting the sex scene at max volumes just to make everyone uncomfortable.
581. Please stop saying that Erikia, Ephraim, Arvis, Deirdre, Seliph, and Julia commit incest just like the Targaryens do also to note Anna wants everyone to stop comparing her family to the Lannisters just for the fact that they both love gold and have a lot of it.
582. No Fjorm you are not allowed to bring in Direwolves or try to tame any seriously just because the Stark children made it seem easy doesn't mean it is seriously they had them since the were newborn pups... wait what you already brought some new born direwolves into the base where the hell did you get them that fast return them from where you got them before their mother and father follow their sent and cause havoc in the base.
583. Attention everyone! Due to the fact that the direwolves Fjorm found are orphans it looks like we have some new fuzzy canine companions names for them will be decided upon on a later date they will be around as both security and for when you just need to relieve some stress and cuddle or play with something adorable since FEH doesn't like play games and just tends to sleep all day.
584. No one is allowed to talk about the time I beat you guys up when I was unconscious. I'm getting too many requests to train you guys.
585. Anna is not allowed to sell the video of me beating YOU guys. It'll lead to memes like Ultra Instinct.
586. Whoever meets a red echidna asking "Do you know da wae?" RUN! HE WILL LITERALLY ANNOY US ALL TO DEATH. AND ALSO DON'T LET HIM FOLLOW YOU TO OUR BASE.
587. WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE UNGANDAN KNUCKLES? NOW HE WON'T LEAVE THE BASE. WE NEED ALL AVAILABLE FIGHTERS INCLUDING THOSE FROM OTHER WORLDS TO KILL THE ANNOYANCE!
588. Sigurd, while I allow your wife Deirdre to keep Vulpix (Alolan form) as your pet mascot, please to do not show it to Myrrh because I am planning to give her a restraining order if she keep asking people who can cast or make ice to build a winter environment.
589. Connected to no. 588, Fjorm please STAY AWAY FROM MYRRH! SHE WILL BEG OUT OF YOU IN CREATING A WINTERLAND USING YOUR ICE POWERS FOR HER SNOWBOARDING PARK.
590. To Genny: please don't ask Niles, L'arachel, and Micaiah to make inspirations for making an explicit love scene for your story writing skills. I swear Zephiel got masturbated when he read a novel about a woman who got raped by a dragon and produced strange children.
591. Caeda, I know you are happy when you received a Motorbike as your Christmas gift from me, but please use it moderately or else I will confiscate it and give it to you next year.
592. ATTENTION ALL HEROES! Lissa, had just won the Digimon Contest and obtain Meicoomon as her real life Digimon partner. Beware: this Meicoomon is believed to be the most dangerous creature ever existed in all the realms. If you bullied Lissa or her Meicoomon, this Digimon cat will slash and kill you mercilessly like a berserker.
593. To all the heroes (especially the Corrin twins and those from the world of fates): you had seen Azura in her mermaid form, Please protect her from Oliver who is planning to drench her legs with water and turn her back into a mermaid and using her for his Entertainment Benefits... I don't want a massive wrath from a sea god who will sent his massive tidal waves to flood the entire Kingdom..
594. Innes please stop your sister from going near to foxes or kitsunes. She became addicted to foxes ever since I brought her to the world of fates and she became smitten to Kaden and her love for foxes grew intense.
595. For all that is holy, please DO NOT sing the 'Gaston song' when you see Hector around. It's not funny.
596. Hector, you are NOT allowed to kill Roy- ELIWOOD, CONTROL YOUR BEST FRIEND, DAMMIT!
597. Until further notice, Hector is NOT allowed to be on the battlefield for two weeks. I already confiscated your Armads and stuck in the kitchen duty with Donnel.
598. Stop tell to Alm that he has win a award for "destroying his family ". He's in tears now. Even Berkut is DONE. Because Alm hugges him with while apologizing for hours.
599. No Berkut, I will let you paired with your cousin until you get along. And yes I try to summon your girlfriend. I TRY.
600. Stop Asking Berkut if his girlfriend is hot. That's not funny.
601. Stop asking Clive if Fernand is his lover. It's not funny.
602. Stop asking Berkut if Fernand is his lover. It's not funny also.
603. About Alm, he's not in love with his cousin, he just want to have a familial relationship with him. Stop bothering him. You will traumatize him. And Berkut has almost killed the last who has dared to ask.
604. I don't care if your food got touched, if anyone of you say, "Somebody toucha my spaghet!" one more time, I'm sacrificing everyone to Wrys.
605. Due to the fact that Valentine's Day is approaching, I allow you all canon couples to take the day off, but for those who do not have a date, please DON'T be bitter on the couples. And NO! You are not shipping those who are single.
606. To all order of Heroes surprising the only way I can go into the Nexus and Blizzard world is I have to buy the bundle in order to get in. They ran out of the regular ones and the only ones they have are 12 grade encrusted diamond tickets first class seats. So yea I kinda bought 12 tickets in the bundles with the gold that Anna was kindly to donate for my pleasant vacation. Anyways, I already pick out the first fives heroes that will come with me. The names are Roy, Lilina, Henry, Alfonse (yes he's going with me as he needs a break from this too) and finally Lloyd. As I find these people I can trust or at least tolerate when there are at a different world. The other six are undecided as I need to figure out who I can bring that will not cause too much trouble.
607. And to anyone who tries entering my room for the 2 months I'll be gone, unless they are from a list I'll make, will be captured and put in a chastity belt until a month AFTER I get back. There is nothing of interest in there but don't even try it.
If you don't follow any of these, my assistant will add more (when she came)
-Kiran
P. S: Eliwood, you need a break also.
"Hector, calm down." Eliwood reassures his best friend who is tied to a chair courtesy of Jaffar.
"I will NOT allow my daughter to get in a vacation WITH your son!" Hector shouted. "She will NOT be-" suddenly he was knocked out cold. Behind him was Lyn, holding Arvis' Valflame in both hands.
"Thanks, Lyn." Eliwood thanked her
"You're welcome." She said. "I will deal with my idiotic husband later."
"Good luck!" and Eliwood leaves.
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