A/N: Hey guys, and welcome back to another chapter! I took a short break from writing to refill my writing juices. I forgot to say I would be on a short break last chapter, sorry about that! In the future, I'll say if I go on a break for a while. They'll usually be up to one week at the most. This one is an idea given to me by a reviewer, so thank you for the idea!

Chapter 8: Internet Irritation

It was a sunny day in Smash-City. The sun was out, there was a slight breeze, and there was it was the perfect temperature to go outside. Not a cloud was in sight, yet a double rainbow shone overhead. What better way to spend this day than to stay on the internet all day?

Toon Link and Ness were inside, watching fail complications in the dark. They asked Lucas and the Ice Climbers to join them, but they just looked at them like they were crazy, and went to the park instead. They decided that they were a bunch of poopy-heads, and watched the videos without them.

Villager was out, bug-hunting. He saw a golden butterfly, and started chasing it. It must be worth at least 1,000 bells! He thought to himself. He swung, and missed. The butterfly started flying away, with the Villager hot on his heels. He passed by Ness's house in his chase, where he heard loud screaming coming from the inside. He looked over. He shrugged, and looked back to where the butterfly was. It was nowhere in sight. He threw his silver net into Ness's window in frustration. The window happened to be open, and it hit Toon Link right in the head.

"Ow!" Toon Link yelled. He looked outside, holding the silver net. He saw Villager, and beamed.

"Hey, Villager!" Toon Link said, waving with the net, "How's it going! Found your net!"

"Oh, I'm doing fine." Villager said, "Hey, can I have my net back?"

"Oh, sure…" Toon Link said, admiring the net. "For 10,000 bells."

"What? Come on!" Villager walked up to the window and grabbed the net. He started tugging on it. "It's mine!" Toon Link chuckled, and pulled him inside the window with the net.

Villager soared across the room, and landed in a pile of Toon Link's dirty clothes. He has quite the arm. Villager thought as he got up, dusting himself off.

"Great!" Toon Link said, putting his hands together. "Now that I've got you inside, would you like to use the internet with us?"

"What's an internet?" Villager asked. He had never heard of an internet before.

"Oh, right… You're new here, and you don't have computers where you live…" Toon Link scratched his chin. "I guess I'll have to show you the wonders of the internet!"

Toon Link and Ness taught Villager the wonders of the internet, and Villager loved it! It was like a way to send letters at ten times the speed! They spent the whole day watching videos of cats playing keyboards. They laughed. They watched videos of people playing scary video games for their amusements. They cried. They played video games with other people online. They raged. It was the best thirty minutes of their lives.

"That was great!" Ness screamed. They just finished watching the end of a video of the smashers dancing to some song, with the speed set to "1.5x". What was it, caramel dancers or something? Whatever. "And the great thing is, anyone can become internet famous! All you need is an idea, and the drive to carry out your ideas."

"Wait…" Toon Link said, grabbing both of them, "Does that mean that we could become internet famous?"

"Yeah, we could!" Villager said, tingling. Then, he stopped. "But we don't have any ways to record videos…" They sighed, and looked at each other awkwardly.

Then, from nowhere, Pete the Pelican appeared, perched on the windowsill. "Hey there, guys!" He said. Nobody responded. "Why the long faces?"

"We want to be internet famous, but we don't have the means to records videos!" Toon

Link said. Pete smiled.

"Well, I think you'll like this letter, then." He handed Villager a completely flat letter, tipped his hat, and flew away.

"Does that mean he reads my mail?" Villager asked.

"Only yours, sir!" Pete yelled as he flew away. Villager shrugged, and he opened the letter. It was from his mom.

"Dear son," Villager started to read the letter out loud. "I know you're growing up, and I know you're going to be exposed to certain things now that you've been accepted into the Smash Bros. Tournament. Like other humans, for example! So, I've enclosed a camera so that you can document your adventures with your new friends! You can thank me later. Anyways, how's that girl you've written to me a bunch about? Wasn't her name, uh, C-" He stopped there. He blushed, and decided to not read the rest.

"Wait… So where's the camera?" Ness asked. He looked at the envelope. All that was inside was a leaf. Villager picked up the leaf, and it turned into a shining silver camera!

"Now we can record videos!" Toon Link said, admiring the camera.

"What should we make our video about?" Villager asked, experimenting with the new camera.

"What about…" Ness looked at the computer screen. There was a gif of a cat trying to jump onto the couch, and failing. "Why don't we record the other smashers, in secret, and put all of the funny stuff into one mega awesome video?"

"Great idea!" Toon Link said, patting Ness on the back.

"Let's head to the park!" Villager said. They all took their spy equipment that the just so happened to have, dressed in all black, and rolled to the park.

The spent the whole day spying on the smashers. By the end of the day, they had footage of every smasher doing something idiotic, and they even got some for the assist trophies. Some of the things they got were Marth chasing B-Rob next to the lake, which ended in Marth tripping and falling into the lake. They also got footage of Diddy Kong latching onto Fox, only to be blasted by Falco in an attempt to get Diddy off him. They also got film of when Kirby stole Meta Knight's mask, and Meta Knight ran after him, screaming "Help me! I'm naked!" Over and over again, while covering his face. It finally ended when Kirby ran into Mario and Peach, who were trying to skip stones. He bumped them into the lake. Peach got furious and also started chasing Kirby down. By the end of the day, their video was done, and they were ready to post it on the internet.

When they went to post it, they saw that they needed to create an account. They decided to let Villager make the account, since it was his camera. "I think it needs to reflect me as a person. My username needs to describe the very essence of my soul." He said, as he typed in "AnimalCrossingFTW."

"Well, this is it." Ness said. "Are you ready to be swarming in internet points?"

"I am so ready!" Toon Link said, clutching his pillow of a pig. They were having a sleepover at Villager's. Villager had his own house because he literally brought his own house from his village to Smash-City.

"I'm gonna post in in three, two, one…" Villager clicked on the "Post" button. "It's posted!" They all screamed. Toon Link took off his Spongebob shirt, started twirling it, and ran all around the house. Ness started throwing chips everywhere. Villager went to his video, rapidly reloading the page.

"20 views… 100… 5,000… 11,000…" Villager watched the numbers get bigger and bigger, and by the time the other two settled down, they had 10 million views on the video!

"Let's celebrate by drinking til we can't drink no more!" Toon Link yelled, bringing out the apple juice. They all poured themselves glasses of apple juice, and started to drink. But, their celebration was short lived, when they heard a stampede approaching the house, fast. They opened the door, and they saw every smasher and a few assist trophies standing outside their house. Everyone who was in their video.

"How dare you make us look like fools on the internet!" Peach yelled.

"Yeah, I didn't try to do that!" Falco yelled.

"You dishonor me with this video!" Meta Knight screamed.

"We only tried it that one time..." Zelda muttered.

"I make one mistake! Just one, and this happens! You better apologize!" Marth yelled. Robin chuckled.

"It's not my fault I'm so light!" Pit screamed, readying his bow.

"I only did that for a taco! It's not like I'm weird on purpose!" Lakitu screamed. Everyone was yelling at them, and they just stood there, dumfounded.

"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" Ness yelled, making everyone stop, silent. "Good." Ness nodded. "Now, RUN!" He yelled at Toon Link and Villager. They ran into the park, only to be followed by the rest of the smashers. They were chased from the lake in the middle of the park, all the way to the shop district, while being bombarded by fireballs, arrows, bombs, laser beams, and all other kinds of stuff.

They were finally cornered between "Luigi's Therapist House," and "Viridi's Fortune Telling Service."

"Well this is it. This is how it ends." Ness said.

"At least we die internet famous." Toon Link said, backing into the wall.

"Yeah, cuz that'll help us SO MUCH in the afterlife." Villager rolled his eyes. They grabbed each other's shoulders, and clenched. They waited for their inevitable doom. Then. they heard the voice of Palutena say, "Fire!" They expected to be exploded, shot, and evaporated. Instead, they were pelted with pies. Every smasher had a pie in their hands, and they all threw them at the three. The three looked up after the barrage, confused. They saw every smasher laughing.

"Did you get it?" Bowser asked.

"Yep!" The three saw Lucas, Popo, and Nana holding phones, filming them. "We got you good!"

"What?" Villager asked. Toon Link chuckled lightly, then proceeded to faint.

"Got that to." Lucas said.

"Wait, so you planned this? All along?" Ness asked.

"Yep!" Nana said. "Every smasher saw you filming them. We all told each other, and we decided to get revenge for spying on us. When we saw the video, we knew we had to do it now."

Ness and Villager were shocked. "But, how did you see us? We were like Snake!"

"Just a tip," Popo said, "If you're going to hide in thin trees in broad daylight, don't wear black." The two of them facepalmed.

"Well, I'll admit it. You got us." Villager said. "Sorry."

"Aww, we can't be mad at you guys." Pit said. "Besides, we only pretended to be mad. I think most of the smashers will agree with me when I say that I'm glad to be internet famous!" The smashers behind them nodded.

Villager sighed in relief. Then, he got an idea. "Hey, can you send me that video so that I can add that to the fail compilation?"

"Sure!" Lucas said.

He got another idea. "Hey, will you guys mind filming another video with me? I swear it'll be 1,000,000 times better than the fail compilation!"

"Sure, why not?" Mario said. "What do you guys say? Want to be even more internet famous?" They all cheered. "What's the video gonna be about?
"I think it'll be about some caramel dancing…" Villager said, smirking.

A/N: And there goes another chapter! So, when I wrote the author's note at the beginning, it was Thursday. Today is Monday. I had to leave shortly after started it (Two paragraphs, to be exact) for the whole weekend, and I could only work on it today. Sorry about that! If you know which videos I referenced, and you like them as much as I do, then you have very good taste! In my eyes, at least! The videos that I referenced are not owned by me, and all rights go to them. If you don't know or like them, that's ok too. Anyways, suggestions/ feedback welcome. Until next chapter!

A/N:So, I have to update this real quick. I'll be busy for the this and next week due to my Grandma's birthday over the weekend. Next week I have this thing for school from 8 am to 8 pm every day from Monday to Friday, so I won't be able to write due to tiredness. I will make a return on the week after next week though! Until next chapter!