Finals are done but waiting for the deliberation of candidates for graduation! Oh, and this is a replacement for chap 16.

Disclaimer: see chap 1

Notes: 609-611 and 716 are from PikaLoverNya, 613-616 are from argafinkel, 617-619 are from Ghost of Magic, 620-622 are from Lopmion-12, 623-633 are from Dragonna, 634-679 are from Devilmaycry407, 680-697 are from Derrickfoo0, 698-702 are from Delta477, and the rest are from Unzealots.


Dear Order of Heroes,

Since all of you started the Civil Hero Wars (because of a fake law that Roy showed to me) that almost destroyed the entire order, I decide to post this on the purple book. I will leave at the first week of the next month so no complains and I have Marth, Sharena and my assistant who will be here before my departure:

608. Who found out that I went to the concert collaboration of Off the Hook? Tell me now or I'll install the security cameras so nobody AND NOBODY WILL SNEAK TO FIND OUT WHAT I WAS DOING IN MY FREE TIME!

609. Oh, I can't believe someone just saw it on my video camera and showed it to everyone. So, DON'T EVEN ASK WHY I CRY DURING MY PERFORMANCE?! I was one of their fans!

610. Connected to no. 609, DON'T MAKE FUN OF THEM! I HONESTLY LOVED THEM!

611. No. Nononononoono! You are NOT going to ask me to summon any inklings! Their weapons are just used for sports for Pete's sake!

612. Serra and Lissa, stop saying "Y'okay" for no reason.

613. Julia and Clarisse, stop asking the cooks to make you "crablettes" everyday

614. Quit calling Male Robin and Michalis the "Masks of Barona". It's getting annoying.

615. Stop joking about Zephiel being romantically interested in his half-sister, Guinevere. It's not funny.

616. Stop spying on Ike and Elincia whenever they are alone together.

617. SOMEBODY GET ZEPHIEL AWAY FROM NINIAN! ELIWOOD HELP YOUR WIFE BEFORE ROY GOES INTO OVER PROTECTIVE MODE!

618. Eliwood, I know you love Ninian a lot, but please keep it PG. THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!

619. Uh Chrom, calm down. No need to be overprotective of Robin (Female). We get it you like her but-NO CHROM DON'T KILL GAIUS!

620. To all the Manakete units, please don't get influence with Ninian who always eats her sandwich in an odd way. I don't know who taught her that.

621. If anyone who hears Hinata screaming in pain, because of Arden who always beats him because of trying to go near Oboro please find Takumi instead of me. This is not my problem.

622. Mae whatever you do, please don't imitate or act like a black person your causing a racism and don't even think or act like an Ugandan Knuckles; cause if you do, I will really wash your mouth with soap and put a restraining order.

623. Stop wondering who would win the fight between Grima and (Mad)Anankos. Do you want the world to be destroyed?

624. I know that Veronica is a brat and that she deserves a spank. BUT don't use a picture of her as target for the archery. SHE'S A CHILD FOR NAGA'S SAKE!

625. Nobody is allowed to flirt with Elise, Sakura and Fae. Do you want to be charged as pedophiles?

626. No Xander. Tiki and Nowi are adult. Because they over 1000 years old!

627. Stop giving too much sugar to Nowi, her last sugar-rush has ended in a bloodbath ion the battlefield.

628. Stop doing the "list of punishments that Veronica deserves" because: 1. If some are okay, it begins to be TOO MUCH (30 pages!); and 2. REMEMBER THAT SHE'S A KID!

629. Connected to no. 628, stop doing the "list of punishments that Bruno/Zacharias deserves." Niles you are banned to speak about that!

630. Also to the connected law above, stop doing the "list of punishments that Xander deserves." I know that he has been DUMB but Camilla is scary when she's angry. Let her punish her brother!

631. Stop doing the top of "beautiful dragons" that's not nice for the dragons to be compared: they're all cool!

632. Stop doing dad-jokes to Corrin. It's not funny.

633. Stop doing the top of "possessed friend/ally/sibling" list. STOP TRAUMATIZING TAKUMI, CELICA AND THE ROBINS!

634. Due to unknown circumstances, we have Masamune Date, Yukimura Sanada, Kojuro Katakura, Ieyasu Tokugawa, Shingen Tekeda, Sasuke Sarutobi, and Honda Tadakatsu from Sengoku Basara. Please treat them ask guest and show them with respect.

635. To all swordsmen stop challenging Masamune! He is way too op to face you guys! Especially when he draw out his six sword out!

636. Connect to no. 635, this is the same to all spearmen! Yukimura is just a op as Masamune with his twin spears!

637. To people from Hoshido, stop confusing Yukimura (Hoshido) to Yukimura Sanada. It's annoying. If you are confused, call him by his last name.

638. People stop asking Ieyasu why he using his fist for battle because he doesn't want to kill any more people.

639. Masamune and Yukimura, you are banned from the training ground! Do you how must destruction you two cause! Not to mention the amount it will cause to repair the whole thing! If you guy want to fight then take it outside!

670. No Goku! You will not fight them! I don't care how strong they are you are not fighting them!

671. Hector! Stop trying to steal Shingen's axe! I know it bigger, larger, and have move range than Reinhardt's hammer (Overwatch) but that doesn't mean you can take it! You got punch in the face and send flying through several walls!

672. Shingen! Stop punching and scolding everyone who is feeling doubt or down! I know you want to lecture them about the meaning of war but for god sake! They're not Yukimura!

673. To all ninja stop asking Sasuke about his ninjutsu! He won't reveal his secret nor he will give you his ninja tools!

674. Ryoma stop trying to challenge Masamune just because he beat you and for wielding six katanas at once. You are just as salty when Genji beat- GODDAMN IT! Hinoka! Stop your brother!

675. To all Manakete, stay away from Masamune. For some reason you go into a heat and you girls are acting like that with Genji and Hanzo.

676. To all flying units stop asking Ieyasu to ride Tadakatsu. It very hard to ride on him when he have jetpack on his back and moving at high speed.

677. You people from the Sengoku Basara stop showing off you skills. You made our soldiers very depress and muttering that you people are the gods of wars and they build a statues of you guys!

678. To all rider units stop trying to copy Masamune's lines. It's not cool to steal other people lines.

679. Stop asking people from the Sengoku Basara to train you. They are op and- Wait. Kojuro, Ieyasu and Shingen are training them? I understand about Kojuro and Ieyasu but Shingen! He will knock out our troops in one punch!

680. Somehow ANOTHER portal from a different universe opened up (how does it keep happening and why in this universe). Anyways please treat our guests kindly (but knowing you guys I might have to make more rules because of the guests) and welcome Sieg and Jeanne d'Arc from Fate Apocrypha, Shirō Emiya and Arturia Pendragon from Fate Stay Night, and Hakuno, Nero Claudius, and Tamamo No Mae from Fate Extella. And yes, for some reason, even though they're from same multiverse, they're from a different universe. Blame Nasu for this.

681. People, stop saying Sieg and Shirou are too OP. Yes they have powerful weapons for humans but that doesn't mean you should bother them about it.

682. To all heroes, stop complaining if Shirō copies your weapons and turn them into arrows. His powers are just that OP.

683. Everyone stop confusing Shirō Emiya with Ryoma's son Shiro. It's getting annoying. If you want to talk to the OP Shirou just say his last name. Also Shiro for some reason is asking Emiya to train him, but his Emiya's abilities can't be replicated so it's impossible.

684. Shirō, I'm sorry but I have to ban you from the kitchen. If you keep cooking everyone is going to be addicted to your food. Heck even Goku, Beerus, and Whis are saying your cooking is divine and THAT'S SOMETHING COMING FROM GODS. NOT ONLY THAT, YOUR COOKING MADE OUR COOKS GO HIDE IN A CORNER, MUTTERING ABOUT YOU BEING THE GOD OF COOKING. THEY EVEN BUILT A STATUE OF YOU IN A DAY! A DAY! WITH NOTHING BUT MUFFINS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

685. EVERYONE, STOP ASKING SHIRŌ TO STAY! HE HAS PEOPLE TO GET BACK TO! PLUS ARTURIA WILL NOT HAVE HER HUSBAND BE TAKEN AWAY! (yes they're married, sorry people who were single).

686. Niles stop saying you're GAR for Shirō, he doesn't want to be reminded of his Counter Guardian counterpart.

687. Arturia, stop looking at other with big busts with envy, it's getting awkward for everyone, mostly the females.

688. To all mages, STOP ASKING IF YOU CAN USE ARTURIA'S EXCALIBUR! JUST BECAUSE IT'S EXCALIBUR DOESN'T MEAN IT'S THE SAME AS OUR TOME COUNTERPART!

689. Connected to last rule, ALL SWORDSMEN STOP ASKING TO USE BALMUNG FROM SIEG AS WELL!

690. Xander and Siegbert don't ask why Sieg is named that way. He chose the name.

691. Don't ask how Sieg can use both Siegfried and Brynhildr. The weapons deemed him worthy. And no it doesn't have to do with his name.

692. Stop asking why Sieg looks like Corrin. They're not related.

693. All female manaketes must stay 50 ft away from Sieg. For some reason Sieg's dragon blood is making the female manaketes go into the heat and while Sieg is confused, Jeanne is getting overprotective of him.

694. Also don't ask Sieg to transform just because you want to see his dragon form. Evil Dragon Fafnir requires a lot of energy, so much he when he transform, any energy from anyone will be sucked to power his transformation, killing people in the process if they can't resist. Yeah, it's more OP than the manaketes' transformation.

695. Everyone with dragon killing weapons, STOP TRYING TO KILL SIEG! JUST BECAUSE HE TRANSFORM TO EVIL DRAGON DOESN'T MEAN HE'S EVIL! JEANNE WILL NOT HESITATE AND KILL YOU IF YOU DO SO AND I CANNOT HELP YOU IF THAT HAPPENS!

696. Niles, for the love of god, is now banned from being near Sieg. He tried to teach Sieg how to pleasure a women on the bed and when Jeanne overheard the conversation, she literally kicked him through the room, crashing him into a tree, and he somehow survived. He is now in a full body cast recovering and Jeanne, embarrassed, decided to teach Sieg the rest of what Niles said with Shirou and Arturia helping, for some reason. Don't ask.

697. Everyone, do not question why you heard moans in the guest room! It's for your own good- Shiro and Siegbert, where are you going? RYOMA AND XANDER, CONTROL YOUR SONS!

698. Oliver, do know complaining to me because New Year's Azura beat you up for getting her clothes are drenched trying to turn her into a mermaid. I warned you not to! Also not all Azuras have Mermaid forms.

699. Do not ask me why one Azura have a mermaid form and another Azura does not. I'm getting really tired of giving the multiverse lecture.

700. Attention all heroes, Shadow the hedgehog is staying with us as a guest since he accidentally teleported here using his Chaos control. Until he figures way back home I expect you all to treat him like well and make sure he feels welcome.

701. Niles, do not torment Shadow by saying that Maria is here. We do not need him going into in angst moment about losing his best friend 50 years ago. Either that or he will go ballistic on you and trust me that won't be pretty.

702. Connected to no. 701, Maria you are required to come meet Shadow so that way he doesn't flip out when he hears your name. He had a friend with exact same day and watched her being killed right in front of him and he sort of spaces out and becomes a bit of an emo whenever he hears her name and trust me, an emo Shadow is fun for no one.

703. Hector I will not let you cut off Roy's private parts just because he got pick for the vacation, or let you in on the vacation since if I hear this correct "I WILL [BLEEP!] you in the [BLEEP!] and make you my [BLEEP!] slave where you will [BLEEP!] my [BLEEP!] until you're broken and [BLEEP!] to be my [BLEEP!] boy!". Not only that you stole Reinhardt's Hammer to murder Roy. So for now on you're under MAXIMUM ULTRA FATHER HOUSE ARREST in our new prison facility... Wait when did we have a prison in our order? Never mind you're in jail until me and Roy leave for our vacation with the other ten heroes.

704. Until further notice, the following heroes will be in prison since some of you started the civil hero wars on which the last six will come with me. Anyways the following heroes are Oliver, Chrom ( really death threats), Sully, All three Whitewing sister, Hana, Peri, Camilla, Hinoka, Takumi, Leo, Xander, Ryoma (wow almost all the fate Royals), Sigurd, Camus, and any other etc since my assistant will do the rest.

705. Can some please tell me why all the bathrooms in order are infested with Giant Freaking Cockroaches? What? It came from vents? Oh boy, time to hire some exterminators and refurbish the bathroom. I was planning to do it when I come back.

706. The song Witch Doctor (you know which one) are ban. Have complaints about some of our female heroes about the males singing and very familiar yet sexual way or in this case air thrusting. Please stop or my robotic guards will jail you.

707. While religious of different gods is allowed, do not do a good damn religious war on whose god is better. They're all the same to me and please try not to convert the nearby town with this nonsense.

708. Odin and Arthur I will not allow Heroes Enforcers because one my robots can do that and two your pretty much will get in trouble with locals after that fail thief where the guy is just returning the lady coin pouch. Besides you guys cause harm than good.

709. Lyon if you know what's best for you but stop flirting our temporary healer Mercy. Because one she older than you, as I check your age and two she already have enough admires already and you do not one to piss off a very old solider who will neck snap you without a second thought. Trust me you don't.

710. Lilina just asks your mother where babies come from. Also, why does every young hero dose not freaking know where babies come from?! Come on!

711. God dammit Niles! How the hell you manage to find my favorite–? Never mind. If you tell a soul about my love for this, I will place you in world where death is not an escape and leave you there forever until I call for you. Trust me you will beg for me to take you out from that nightmare.

712. Since that civil war heroes started I have to replace at least most of my regular guards with my special robots. So for now on you will see the following: New robot guards along with my old and few ones you saw. Also they are now set to Non-lethal Rage mode. Trust me I'm close to setting them lethal on a few heroes. They are the Stun Robots, our new sniper robots equip with shock and sleep bullets, Riot Shields Robots station the most common violence area, Bulldozer Robots (think of them of armor knights but equip with a hammer saying Be safe or be Rekt), clocker Robots (The payday 2 Clocker, but their invisible), and finally new and hard to obtain military grades on Robotics Assault on. They will now be pair up with the remaining of my old robotic guards until I come back and replace the old ones.

713. Anyone who is acquainted with Hector is not allowed to be Hector's prison warden. Just had Matthew confess his involvement and he is now in charge of dish duty cleaning and garbage duty for a month.

714. Attention Heroes we have another guest hero and she is Laevatein's Elder Sister. Please put away your weapons comments away give a warm welcome to our new temporary hero Laegjarn. Also Sharena, can you please see me and Alfonse? We really need you to talk about certain heroes into joining our order.

715. To avoid confusion, I given these three fallen heroes new name since apparently they have a different personalities and traits. Possessed Robin will be called Grima from the awakening world, Possessed Celica will be called Anthiese from the shadow or Echoes World, and finally Possessed Takumi will be called Neji from the Fates world. Also they will be given special rooms for their, uhm personal me time. This includes Possessed Hardin too. Don't worry their rooms have a hidden Stasis Chamber equip with the most ridiculous knock out gas called forgive me for saying this [BLEEP!] go to sleep [BLEEP!] Also no, I'm not telling you Jaffar where you can get this stuff. I saw what you and Nino did for Valentine's Day. Also congrats man.

716. While I'm gone during those 2 months, I'll be taking my favorite Hello Kitty plushie. NOBODY is allowed to take ANY of my Hello Kitty Merchandise. I MEAN IT!

717. Ok after picking wisely and already remove some heroes after that Civil war, that last six heroes are pick and chosen. They are: Elise, Sakura (The only fate Royals that did not got involved in the civil hero war), Ike, Elincia and finally Eliwood and his wife Ninian. Well that's all folks so wish us safe trip in our two month leave with my assistant taking over until I come back. While I'm at it, the following heroes that are coming with me you will all be giving one hand held bag and one luggage from my world. Don't worry, I will explain the details but for now pack enough clothes and don't worry your clothes will be clean once we reach our hotel. Not only that you will have all received a special currency that will be used there. All the details will be explained before we leave. So for now avoid getting hurt or in trouble, okay? Thanks and can someone please check on Hector cell I think he's trying to break out, again.

718. And here are the following heroes who will guard Hector's cell. They are: Lyn, Arvis, Ayra, Laslow, Azama, Zephiel, Zelgius, Adult Tiki, Marth, Soren, Saber, and finally Reinhardt (FEH). You guys will be pair in twos and will switch off every 4 hours starting from 6.A.M in to to 10.P.M. The rest my Assault on will cover the whole night. The pair goes as it follows: Lyn with Marth, Arvis with Soren, Zephiel with Tiki, Saber with Azama, Reinhardt with Ayra, finally the last pair Zelgius with Laslow.

P.S you will all be given a shock baton and a pepper spray to subdue Hector. Instructions on how to use will be given to you by a book and a demonstration video on how to use it. That's all for now, also check the cell inside in case he tries to dig a hole in the wall or ground and double check your items if something is missing. Also check if he's hiding any items hidden inside.

If you don't follow the rules, my assistant will add more so, Goodbye for me for a while!

-Kiran.


This will be a double chapter. There will be an interlude in the next chapter.

As always, criticism is welcome!