And next chapter is here!
Disclaimer: see chap 1
Notes: 772-778: Indigo One; 779-785: derrickfoo0; 786-796, 807-811,815-818: Unzealots; 801-803: Dark Cringer and 804-806: agarfinkel. The rest are mine.
Dear Order of Heroes,
This is your temporary summoner speaking.
Since Spring is nearly approaching but all of you didn't follow the rules again, I will add more of these in the purple book that I manage to salvage due to a war that caused by the heroes from the worlds of Fates and Awakening and also we have visitors here so NO challenge them in a duel:
772. To all pegasus and wyvern riders,please don't ask Astolfo to try and use his hippogriff, If anyone of you get wounded because of it then you will be banned from riding for a week.
773. Laslow and Soleil,what did I tell you before? Astolfo's a guy, quit flirting with him.
774. Connected to no. 743, you guys didn't heed my warning, you guys pays the price. Please get out of Kiran's closet already.
775. Because of the sheer amount of Heroes hiding inside Kiran's closet (seriously, one more and I would seriously think you guys are going to Narnia) I have implemented an escape Hatch at the bottom of the closet connected to the sewer. The first one that still dare to try and hide at the closet without permission will be the test subject. Thank You.
776. Marth, Alm, Chrom, and Lucina, stop asking Sieg about Balmung and don't even try to ask Shirou to trace that sword. While it is a dragonslayer sword does not mean it can be used to kill Grima.
777. Grima, that's enough. If you still try to turn Robin to Fallen like you then you'll be the next training dummy for Falchion wielders.
778. Morgan, and I mean both of you, stop trying to play matchmaker to both of your parents. I have report that someone *cough*Chrom*cough* are now trying to kill Robin because of you two trying to make Lucina closer to the male Robin. Also I have report that Tharja is trying to hex you both, so for your own safety, please stop.
779. People stop ignoring Hakuno. And no I don't want to hear the excuse that he's invisible like Kellam! That's insulting to both of them.
780. Nero, you don't need to change to your bride costume to teach the bride units how to fight. Your bride costume doesn't even resemble a bride at all!
781. People with legendary weapons stop asking why your weapons can't unleash a large beam or a powerful special move like Arturia's Excalibur. Your weapons are not powered by legends and made stronger when summoned as a Servant.
782. Xander, Siegbert, Leo, Sigurd, Seliph, Erika, and Ephraim stop asking how Sieg can not only wield Siegfried and Brynhildr BUT ALSO Tyrfing, Siegmund AND Sieglinde. Sieg is not related to any of you heroes. Plus he's from another world.
783. People stop asking me to make a Homunculus army so they can fight our battles. We don't need a clone army. Not only that, Sieg is a homunculus and would hate us if we force homunculi to fight. Are we that desperate to enslave homunculi to do our bidding? I'm ashamed of you heroes and I'm sure Kiran would agree with me.
784. Micaiah is not allowed to make a BL novel of Shirō, Hakuno, and Sieg. While Sieg doesn't know what BL is, Hakuno and Shirō are embarrassed and sick when they heard the idea.
785. Connected to no. 784, no one and I mean NO ONE is allowed to tell Sieg what BL, porn, and other sexual related stuff is. Jeanne is trying to have Sieg be as pure as possible and will express her anger on anyone who dare "corrupt her Sieg" as she puts it. That includes the Troublesome Three as well. I've gave Jeanne permission to poke your eyes painfully if Sieg finds out ha those words mean.
786. How many times do I have to tell you to stop trying to bend the elements you have been blessed to make things easier? I already have heroes who are blessed with fire are now have a weird fetish of watching things burns, those bless with earth are having a god damn turf war in the training arena after a argument on who is the best earth bending user (really stop trying to be the next Toff and besides she can destroy you without trying), those with air are now making our flying heroes feeling obsolete and are now protesting in our stables due to those heroes doing flying tricks like superman style. Also finally those bless with water somehow learned blood bending are now starting a cult and tried to overpower me with blood bending. It did not end well for them and this next rule will explain why.
787. For now own no one is allowed to god damn bend the elements to their will like the ones in Avatar the last air bender. Why? Because half the Order is in shambles like the bathroom, kitchen, half the heroes' rooms, the grand hall, the training room and finally my room! Also those heroes that obliterate my room, I know who you are and you better start hiding because I'm going to rearrange your stupid ugly face.
788. Since almost half of Kiran's special guards are destroyed after that [BLEEP!] god bending war, I will have to summon my personal guards to me. Hope you like my new guards than Kiran's own. They're similar to Kiran but will break pretty much any bone in your body. Also they will heal you only to break them again and make you suffer all over again.
789. Grima, stop trying to flirt F!Corrin and also F!Corrin stop flirting with him! He's a fell dragon for Naga's sake! What you have an attraction with bad boy dragons? Wait did Jean gave you books about dragon boys? Ok I thought so. Jean! Get your butt before I cut off your hair like last time now!
790. Due to F!Corrin and Grima declaring their love for each other and the fact that F!Morgan we summoned is in fact F!Corrin and Grima's daughter. I thought I was joking but after checking each blood samples of these three and checking all my theory of world travel and stuff, they are in fact biological related to each other making F!Morgan the daughter of F!Corrn and Grima in the future of course. Not only that I think their young son M!Kana is also part of it too. Which brings me the question: which of you people from the awakening world banish Grima to Fates world? Anyways for now no one is to shame both F!Corrin or their daughter at all, because one F!Corrin went on a rampage and two she almost ate Chrom in the process so yeah, don't tick them off please.
791. Lucina put stop trying to kill F!Morgan or F!Corrin just because they love Grima. Also the fates family will kill you. No they're not traitors and stop fucking throwing dragon dagger at them! Also, how the fuck you even got dragon daggers?
792. The awakening world and fates world are not allowed to do a World vs. World war because Grima finding love, beside he less angry now and- great. They already brawling the destroyed Grand hall with bending powers? Where that video cam and popcorn?
793. Due to that fight all the Awakening and Fates Heroes, with the exception of the children are hereby sentence to boot camp group exercise training. Also no Lucina, you're part of this training and you're getting extra harsher training by me personally. THAT AND YOU FUCKING RUINED MY FAVORITE CLOTHES WITH ALL YOUR FIRE BENDING SHIT!
794. Also to anyone who to start another war again, try me. I can always use the exercise to beat you guys into a bloody pulp. Unless you're a healer the best I do is knock you out cold for a while.
795. Ok who gave Hector bending powers? He's not allowed to have a blessing and now he somehow manages to use all four blessing to destroy the remaining of all Kiran's Robots. That and he almost got away if it not for Arvis, Eirika, and Lyon for blocking the path with their fire bending and Zelgius, Lyn, Marth, Zephiel, Alm, and Arya for holding him down with rope. Also I think I may have to ask in a favor to remove his insanely control of the elements from him. Also how the fuck he got out in the first place we already bind his body? He ate it but how? Never mind someone pass me the sleeping gas.
796. In one week I called in someone who can remove these blessing from certain heroes who I think will cause more trouble and not only that ban them so they can never use them again. Also if you ask me who that person is it's Aang from Avatar last air bender. No those who are bless with air are not going to ask him to do the air sphere because you're just going to hurt yourself and cause more damaged.
797. Connected to no. 766, what did I tell you that NO summoning of Berserk characters allowed? I told you not to summon them because- what? They're here? How did that happened?
798. Until further notice, Guts, Farnese, Casca, Serpico, Isidro, Schierke, Roderick, Isma and Azan with the elves Puck and Ivalera of the Berserk world will be here temporarily due to an accident that happened in their world. How did that happened? Blame the Skull Knight for that.
799. To all reds: did you read no. 767? You are NOT allowed to challenge Guts in a duel. He'll destroy you.
800. Also connected to no. 799, all mages are NOT allowed to challenge Schierke either. She'll destroy you with her magic.
801. For some reason, Giratina has appeared in this world, so be wary of it. It isn't doing anything right now, but don't try to provoke it (nor catch it, for some reason nor even Master ball work)
802. Connected to no. 801, Giratina is a being that protects the universal balance; so, if it attacks you, you probably deserve it.
803. There have been reports of a supposed thief of *ahem* "private" items; if there any suspicions about the case or anything related, inform me personally and I will designate a secret detective to investigate.
804. Draug, stop demanding that we cook everything using a microwave. Not everything can be cooked using a microwave, even if Mamori told you otherwise.
805. Tharja, quit dressing Male Robin up like Itsuki. It's not funny.
806. Caeda, stop begging Marth to drink Amrita Shower just because Tsubasa starred in one of their commercials. Is this Tokyo Mirage Sessions all over again?
807. Due to all of you heroes causing max damaged to the castle, we will be camping outside until the repair bots I requested from my world comes in and fix up the damaged most of you caused. Surprisingly the recreational room is still intact from all the damages you all caused.
808. To all Non FEH (and also to our current guests): sorry about the damages my fellow heroes cause but I hope you like living in trailer that I have in hand in case this happen. Don't worry they're enough for you guys to share but someone you will be staying with each other as Trailer partners for the time being until the castle is fix.
809. Have anyone seen the troublesome three lately by any chance? Also why do I have a feeling their responsible for this mess and why do I have a feeling they're going to try and use the four blessing. I better take those blessing birds with me and carry it on me all times.
810. Gunnthra and Fjorm, while I do appreciate building Ice homes for some of the heroes, I think it's best we stick to camping as one where under the hot blazing sun and two the homes you make melts down even though you put enough ice power to prevent it from melting.
811. Loki stop asking me to make sexy cute clothing for you because Kiran specifically told not you make one for you. He told me what you do in your room with that body pillow that you somehow manage to get picture of him half naked with his hood still on.
812. While spring is going to be approaching, those who have the bunny suits are NOT allowed to participate in the festival. Why? Because you been participated in there already!
813. And Sharena, your brother is with Kiran so don't complain to me why he hasn't returned yet. And put his bunny suit down now!
814. Kagero, I know you have a hard time flying some Pegasus while throwing daggers, so please don't use your fellow dagger users as target practice. I forgot, you still weak against archers.
815. Laevatien and Laegjarn why I do appreciate you guys helping cook food but can you try not to poison Gunnthra and Fjorm? Especially you, Laevatien. I know you want to keep Kiran yourself but trying to be his sister already taken as I clearly the best sister for him.
816. What you want to throw down with me sister?! Bring it on Laevatien! There can only be on sister for Kiran and that's me. Hell I can beat you with nothing but my bare hands so come at me you cute adorable Lolita Bitch! Also if I win I can get to dress you with whatever clothing I like!
817. Until further notice, please avoid the epic battle between me and Laevatien in the already destroyed training grounds. Also Marth and Sharena, can you write this in the big purple book for me?
818. Also can someone please find the troublesome three for me while I'm fighting at the moment? Ok thanks.
If you don't follow the rules, I will add more.
-Triela.
"ATCHOO!"
"Kiran, something's wrong?" Alfonse asked.
"It's nothing."
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