Sorry for the delay. Here's the next chapter
Disclaimer: see chap 1
Notes: 819-822: agarfinkel, 823-825: delta477, 826-829: derrickfoo0, 830- 836 and 861: Indigo One, 837-841: PikaLoverNYA, and 842-860: Unzealots. The rest are mine.
Dear Order of Heroes:
Since our castle hasn't rebuilt yet but you didn't follow the rules again, I will add more in the purple book. By the way, will somebody find the Troublesome Trio again? I've got a bad feeling that they will caused trouble again:
819. Anna, stop asking Camilla and Kagero to do seductive poses in their bunny outfits while taking pictures of them. This is not the Playboy Mansion.
820. Both Tikis, stop repeatedly asking us to buy both of you a honey-caramel-banana-chocolate donut just because you were unable to eat one back in Tokyo Mirage Sessions.
821. Virion, quit complaining about how you were not able to make Eleonora into a proper lady.
822. Caeda, stop beating up Tharja just because her golems (don't know why she called them Bord and Cord) almost killed Tsubasa and Kiria.
823. New Years Corrin, until further notice I am confiscating your fireworks supply and equipment. Why? BECAUSE ONE OF YOUR FIREWORK ARROWS BLEW A HOLE IN THE PRISON WALL AND ALMOST ALLOWED HECTOR AND THE OTHER IMPRISONED HEROES TO ESCAPE!
824. New Years Azura, please stop trying to steal back New Years Corrin's equipment. I know how much you and your husband making and using them, but wait until the holidays! I'll let you have them back then. What? Did you think I was completely heartless?
825. Azura and Takumi, where did you get the Popplio and Rowlet eggs? No, I won't force you to give them up. I'll let you keep them and raise them, so long as you tell me WHERE THEY CAME FROM!
826. Everyone, stop mispronounce Sieg's Japanese name from Jīku to Zeke. Sieg takes offense because he chose that name to remember Siegfried, the one who saved his life.
827. Connected to no. 826, Xander don't ask if the Siegfried Sieg knew is related to your sword Siegfried. Did you forget that he's from another world.
828. Stop asking if Sieg's last name is Heil. Just because his name is German doesn't mean he's a Nazi!
829. People stop asking why I barely make any rules for Beerus and Whis. They're gods stronger than any of us and can literally kill us without feeling bad about it. If you want to keep your lives I suggest you DO NOT annoy Beerus , as he's less forgiving than Whis. Also do not mention your deities to Beerus. He'll want to fight them and will destroy them if he's bored.
830. To all Falchion users: stop asking to borrow Guts' sword. It's too heavy for everyone except him. And no, it's not a true dragonslayer sword.
831. Alright, who catch that lobster for dinner? While it was delicious, Ryoma is now being teased as a walking lobster. Stop teasing him.
832. ATEENTION HEROES! Some idiot have give Sieg a dragonstone and now he turned into Fafnir. Someone get Jeanne and Astolfo to calm him down, NOW!
833. Stop calling Chrom and Ryoma as Kiritsugu. That voice actor joke is bad and now Shirou is sad.
834. Connected to no. 833, and no calling them as Leon too. Resident Evil is part of my childhood, damn it.
835. No, I'm not a siblingcon for Kiran. Who tell you about that?! The next one to call me that will have a close and personal battle with me.
836. No, don't mention any voice actor joke about Archer near Jakob. While he is confused Shirou is now targeting him for 'remind him of that red Archer- Saber stop him!
837. Laegjarn, no. You ARE NOT ALLOWED to burn Kiran's Hello Kitty Merchandise! I know Laevatien is jealous for this but please, this is for Kiran's happiness!
838. Fjorm, Stop! You can't just freeze Kiran's favorite Hello Kitty lava lamp just because that it was lava lamp doesn't mean they are filled with lava and burn everything.
839. It's official, I have moved ALL Kiran's Hello Kitty Merchandise to a secret place where nobody knows and it should stay right there until Kiran returns. If he finds out that his collection is being targeted, he will soon be in rage.
840. Frederick, stop asking Marth or me to get Captain Falcon for Falcon Punching Chrom in the face. I know you're upset but there was a COMPLETELY valid reason why Chrom has to be taken out and had Lucina instead to be in Smash.
841. Nobody is allowed to complain if you played the hard modes from any of the fnaf games. They are very hard for the reason AND I'm still waiting for the 50/20 mode in fnaf 6 to be released.
842. Grima and F Corrin Due to the awakening heroes are still be salty and still trying to kill you in the process, I already took the liberty of getting you a personal Trailer home with Daughter and soon to be summon son, until the castle is fix. So far now you're all going to be staying there with our guest until the time comes we all move back in to our fixed castle with some major improvements.
843. To both M/F Robin: while I do appreciate of accepting Grima as now equal and forgiving him about that fiasco war, but calling him your alternative brother almost gave him a dragon heart attack ( yes it is real I searched it up and dragons do get a heart attack.). But still I'm glad you guys manage make up and made him feel welcome. In fact he seems less angry and more genuine happy now and not that fake smile when Kiran first summon him. He's even taking Gardening and farming farm for crying out loud.
844. Also I well accept both of your request of giving the Awakening and Fates Crew a less harsher training, if they all can follow these simple rules I lay out. 1: They're not allowed to talk crap about Grima's new family (Fates people will not have to follow this as they already accepted him). 2: Lucina is not allowed to be near Grima at less 20 meters near him, unless she ask for something. 3: No attempted assassinations as I will find out who send them. 4:Finally no more Dragon Jokes as some of both off world dragon and our dragons are sick of it.
845. F Morgan while you are very gifted in magic (in fact way too gifted), but can you please try not to outshine our entire magic corp units? Because Arvis, Reinhardt, and all our magic user are now worshipping you as the Goddess of all magic. Besides I have to literally smash a statue of you well... lets say both your father and mother will not approve of it, as it is way too sexual indecent with a child like face.
846. Also Soleil can you stop asking her out to a date or making any sexual moves on her? Because one her father will literally shave off your hair and two I do not want her to be influence by your perverted ways as we already have enough of them to spare. Plus she finds it very uncomfortable when you where checking out her butt out and also the part when you said "I will tap that fine [BLEEP!]".
847. To Guts: while I do appreciate helping me find the Troublesome Trio, but I want to make sure that they are all alive and well, not into death like state with multiple stab wounds and cuts- wait, they make fun of your mother and your lover? Ok never mind, please proceed to beat them up after I heal them. But you can leave Lady L'Arachel alone now. She kind of like it of you hurting her in a more sexual perverted way.
848. Ok who the hell stumble upon Kiran's hidden weapons stash? Those weapons are only for World Travelers to use and- M-Morgan put that flaming, electrical, Ice shooting, dual spear scythe, akimbo shotgun you accidentally press the- dammit Niles what the fuck you scared him! NOW we all have to face Kiran's Guardian Ghost that looks like him and let me tell you this, It's hard to bring it down on its knees with it's unstoppable attack and mobility.
849. Until further notice do not I repeat, do NOT fight Kiran's Guardian that is near the entrance of the castle. Surprisingly it's just guarding the entrance and allowing the repair bots fix the castle so for now let's not antagonize it or else where all going to have a bad time.
850. This includes all non FEH characters and guest that are staying here. I do not want it, coming further down to our camp and making it it's own hunting grounds for it. Also don't bother trying to erase it's existence as us World Travelers's Items, weapons and us included are immune to it. Also if you attempt to try it, it will backfire and erase you instead.
851. Did- did Beerus just tried to Erase Kiran's Guardian Ghost? And he just disintegrated after saying it's just a fake lie? Fuck, now I have to figure out how to bring him back. Wait a minute Whis by any chance do you have all seven Dragon Ball Stars by any chance? You do? That's great we can bring back Beerus back and wait a minute how the hell you have all seven dragon ball stars? What?! Goku brought it with him so he can wish for more food? Really Goku.
852. Attention heroes! Our guest from the world of Overwatch has appeared here and they brought in some more trailers for us to use though it is still not enough as some of us will still be camping. Anyways please give a warm welcome to our Guest, Fareeha Amari or code name Pharah, Brigitte Lindhom and her father Torbjörn Lindhom, and finally Zarya. These guest will be staying with us for a while and instead six months , they will be staying here for four. Apparently they couldn't get the six month leave because someone of their world manage to mess up the transcripts and other paper related work.
853. Do not call Torbjörn a dwarf or god forbids an Ikea Gnome. He will literally set up a bunch of sentry's to shoot you down if you piss him off or use his tiny hammer to rearrange your face. Trust me, both his turrets and his hammer will give you nightmares.
854. Soleil do not try to attempt to flirt with Torbjörn's daughter just because she looks cute in both in and out of her armor. Or even try to sweet talk her, he will bust your knee caps and believe me he already did this one to a big loudmouth once.
855. Do not make fun or piss of Zarya or she will personally use you as a bench press and wight lifting. Hell she already using Chrom and Ryoma as weight lifts without even trying , also Zarya put them down before you- and she broke their spines? Can someone bring a stretcher and a healer? Also someone who knows how to rearrange their bones back together?
856. Arthur and Odin just because she fights for Justice dose not mean she will join your cause. She's a highly decorative Solider who- wait? Wtf?! She actually agreed to join you?! Now I got another set of trouble some three. Ok, but I'm sure she will- and she named it the Justice Brigade?! What is this SOS Crew again.
857. Brigitte while you are excited to fight in an acutally Brigade or in this case a band of misfits Crusaders. Just try not to get too excited when we fight out foes in battle. Also try not to charge in like your godfather did. I do not want to experience what Kiran have to do when your godfather charges in the enemy ranks.
858. Before I forget Aang from the world of Avatar is here so please be in your best behavior and no challenging him to an air race. I know some of you guys are just going to attempt to challenge him so I have my own guards to break both your arms and legs if you try doing it.
859. Aang while I do appreciate your help on removing some of misbehave heroes who miss used their blessing but do you really have to bring both Momo and Appa along? Ehhh? Your wife ask you bring them with you after they mess up your home before you left and you will be staying here for a while until the place is fix and she's calm down? Ok but please make sure Appa dose not eat our entire of hay stack for our horse and Pegasus too feed on. Also can I take a picture with you guys together by any chance?
860. To both Morgan can you please try not ride Aang's mount Appa. No I do not care the advantages of having a big tactical air view when we use him for battle( which we will not). Besides this poor boy already been through enough pain as it is. Ok fine can pet and sleep it want but ask Aang first before you do. This also include his pet Momo too.
861. Troublesome Trio, you guys are stupid, aren't you?! Why did you guys mention threesome near Sieg and Astolfo? Oh, you're eyes get poked by Jeanne? It's you guys fault, don't blame her.
862. To the participants in the ongoing Bunny Battle VG (even Alfonse is not here, we only get the alt Alfonse at the festival), please don't throw Easter eggs and carrots on random directions and hit random heroes and guests. The last time you throw some eggs at your opponents, our guest Casca was crying in the corner after a stray egg hit her head and Guts is looking for someone to kill. Trust me, an angry Guts is bad news.
863. When F! Grima is summoned in the order, you are NOT allowed to assassinate her with Falchion- PRINCESS LUCINA OF YLISSE, GET YOUR STUPID ASS BACK HERE!
864. Until further notice, Lucina will be in prison alongside with Hector, so all people acquainting with her are NOT allowed to be her warden.
865. No more Batman jokes around Gerome. It's not funny.
866. If you want to know when your cousin is going to be summon, I suggest you to look at the bulletin board and don't annoy the others. Yes, Seliph that means you.
867. No, Reinhardt. You are NOT going to ask me when Isthar and Saias will be summoned. You're so annoying as Seliph, aren't you.
868. Yes, both Grima hurts when you face them in the arena. So, unless you're a Falchion user or a Naga user (or Forblaze, in Lilina's case if she has a refinement), just STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM, ESPECIALLY ON A DEFENSIVE TILE!
869. DON'T you ever laugh out loud when you find out that your arch nemesis gets a refinement late because you're the first villain to get a refinement first before the hero. If he was here, he will complain and kill you with his refined sword. Yes, Zephiel that means you.
870. To Ephraim: Just because Siegmund is now having an alt refinement doesn't mean that you can challenge ALL the Reds in the order, hell you challenge even our guests to a duel! Some of the sword wielding guests here are very annoyed of you- what? You want to challenge BOTH Guts and Serpico? Good luck to that.
If you guys didn't follow the rules again, I will add more.
-Triela.
"Brother, what happened to you?!" Eirika ghastly said when she saw her twin brother lying in the bed in a full body cast.
"It's his fault that he challenged the guests from the Berserk world." Innes explained while he is snickering at his rival's condition. Ephraim was beaten up to a bloody pulp by the combined force of Guts and Serpico, indicated that they defy the weapon triangle.
"You're NOT helping, Innes!" Eirika hissed at the prince of Frelia.
Suddenly, the door opened and revealed L'Arachel donned in a nurse suit and holding a bottle of medicine. "Don't worry, for Nurse L'Arachel is here!"
"Mghhhhh! Mghgh mghnh! (Please! Not her!)" Ephraim said, muffing his words while his eyes went wide in fear.
"L'Arachel!"
Chaos ensures afterwards.
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