How's it going, people?

Disclaimer: see chap 1

Notes: 926-930: Ally Nicole Rose, 931-933: Dark Cringer, 934-949: Unzealots, 950-955: PikaLoverNYA, 956-961: derrickfoo0, 962-966: TheTrueLunarHuntress, 967-971: Indigo One, 972-976: agarfinkel, and 977-979: Ghost of Magic. The rest are mine.


Dear Order of Heroes:

This is your temporary summoner speaking.

Since the Kanas are joining us and some heroes from the Genealogy are going to be summoned soon but all of you didn't follow the rules again, I will posts this into the purple book. I've got a bad feeling that this will be troublesome for me since Julius is going to be summoned soon:

926. Can someone please explain where the black puddles in the great hall came- wait EVERYONE AVOID THE GREAT HALL AT ALL COSTS!

927. ATTENTION HEROES! Somehow, Shadows have broken into the castle and have taken it over so no going inside until my assistance gets here and deals with this.

928. Until further notice, Aigis from the Persona world will be here to do her job and get rid of the shadows. She says they'll be cleaned up in a few days tops but she'll probably stay for a while after that.

929. To all Heroes in Tokyo Mirage Sessions, no asking Aigis if her world and that one are in the same universe.

930. To all Male heroes, don't flirt or do perverted stuff with Aigis. I know she's attractive but: A. she's a robot and B. she can kick your asses sideways so no using her as a sex doll. Looking at you Niles!

931. Niles is now and forevermore banned to get anywhere near a wind unit for, and I quote, "asking to blow him"

932. Ok, so you guys remember the Giratina that appeared a few weeks back? Well, now he's back in a humanoid form and is very pissed off at the chaos you guys make; so he's agreed to help me deal with your BS and he outpowers ALL of you.

933. Oliver will now be joining Hector, Lucina, L'Arachel, etc. in taking care of the Ghost Guardian, for kidnapping several girls for the reason of "safekeeping beauty". And be thankful that's all the punishment you get, you creep!

934. To all Heroes in our order. Stop asking Brigitte to join YOUR World Army just because her Rally ability heals and gives you armor when that ability is active. Also not only that, but also includes her instant heals with armor when she comes and save you. Because I already have a complaint from her father that all of you want her to keep her for yourself. Especially Arya and Lucina who now developed a Yandere personality and are now attacking anyone who are near her. This also Includes her father too as he already drag both broken bodies of them cover with oil and blood. So please stop this nonsense.

935. Zarya and Effie stop having a test of strength, Body Flexing and an eating contest to see who is the strongest women in the World or in this case Galaxy World. I already receive a list of damages and expensive that we have to cover up. Such as throwing Large Boulders I mean REALLY LARGE BOULDERS to see which one of you can throw the longest, also you manage to not almost killed but squish Chorm when he came out of the bathroom and Donnel who is farming the fields. Seriously you guys need to learn how to control your strength. Also eat at least an entire month of food- wait you bought them? Ok then, well the mess you made in our temporary kitchen is destroyed, It's like someone went through a war zone their. Finally using our mounted heroes' horse as a bench pressing and weight lifting as excising equipment. Not only that,3 use them as excising equipment when they try to stop you guys. Also on a side note Effie did you really throw up in Chrom's month? Really? Well, that's disturbing and yet felt like he deserves it, oh well carry on but please stop before you hurt more of heroes and animals.

936. To most of the Awakening World Heroes stop complaining why the Fates world did not get in trouble as much as you guys. Besides blame your Exalt Leader and his daughter for casing trouble as and shenanigans when they where first summon. Besides do we really have to go through the list of what troubles they did to you guys? No? Great! Because if you really want to know I was going to beat you guys up while explaining it. Mostly to Chrom, after that one particularly law about Chrom Eating a certain animal (Read law 760 and 761). Yes, yes those that are in involved will get them same punishment, but mostly to Chorm.

937. Fjorm, Gunnthra, Loki, Laevatein and Laegjarm; while I appreciate of the great income to our order by having a bake sale and offering up handcrafted Mini Heroes Figurines of varies heroes, but can you please ask them permission first before you make a figurines of them in wooden, stone, or hell a full color version of them. Some of the heroes just saw mini version of themselves in different poses and stuff. Especially Lucina, Ike (which he's not here), Marth, Roy (same also) and finally Robin and Rose (the Female counter part of Robin) figurines. I know they generate a lot of income but ask first before a whole mob of hyper fan boys and girls that just appear in a different portal just to buy them ask said heroes for a autograph or a selfie. Marth was trap in my bathroom Trailer the whole day, Lucina well... she still in prison but their was a lot of attempts of fan boys trying to break her out, and while Robin and Rose are not using their fell counter parts to help defend themselves, it did not work, as there where too many of them and they just ignore their wounds that have been inflicted on them. Now all four of them now have PSTD and they all feel violated, hell both Robin and Grima almost got **** if it's weren't the pitfall that both Mark and Morgan had set up which I will give a stern talking but give my thanks of helping their parents out.

938. Attention Heroes! Due too many of you wanting to do a zombie apocalypse style arena and so many signed petition of both FEH and non FEH, it is with my great distaste but since you all want it, I now have installed a new facility that let you do those kind of things. No you will not fight real zombies but virtual reality ones, as this is the closest thing I can give you all. Without further A due I will explain it's most important yet simple features it has. The facility can allow at least 50 heroes or more if i decided to expand it. It comes with three modes, PVE, PVP, or story mode (which is not yet complete yet). It will also show you how to use the virtual reality on how to put it on and off and explain more of it's features. Finally this is the only facility that will be open 24/hours long since I need to install a few more features to add a in a proper time schedule. Also my personal robot guards will be receptionist and staff help that will guide you through. Also No Food or Drinks allowed, that will be all.

939. Ephraim I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you will be recover quicker thanks to Leif who knows how to mend broken bones. (who new?) Not only that will be walking again in two days. The bad news is, your balls will have to surgical remove due to L'Arachel ****** it and you will now be female for the rest of your life. I'm so sorry.

940. Arthur and Odin just where did you manage to acquire those Jet packs? Pharah let you borrow it?! Oh no no no give those back where their belong before- dammit Arthur! You somehow manage to that jet pack out of control! Odin GIVE ME THAT I have to chase after it before it crash into something important!

941. No one is allowed to use any of Guest stuff even if you do ask for permission. You have to consult to me first before you do as I will judge to see if it's OK to borrow or use it. Just manage to save our horse stables when Arthur manage to miss use a spare jet pack form Pharah. Which also leads me to this next rule.

942. Pharah Amari! How can you let them use you equipment like that. Especially military ones?! Just because they are your friends dose not mean they know how to use one! Besides they never saw anyone manage to fly with out Pegasus or a Wyvern knight. Next time before you lend them to use your stuff ask them if they know how to use it before you give it to them or better yet consult to me first before you do so?

943. Attention all heroes! A mysterious portal has appear in my room again (No really why does it always appears in Kiran's room that I'm using right now) and with it comes out strange items not people this time. But do not pick up these items that come out from this portal or near my room as they all filled with mana that seems very familiar to me.

944. Also on the side note the castle is now 75% repair our rooms are now available to be used now so more trailers and tents outside. This also includes our guest rooms and our special couple rooms. Also the rooms now have a personal bathroom to be used and Air-condition that will regulate to your body temperature. It even has a small kitchen to use if you want to make something for yourself and TV for you to watch though no console games for you guys to use as you will have to use it in our recreation room that is under renovations. But please try not to destroy your rooms before I take them away from you and face you guys to live in tents and Trailers again.

945. Anna no, we will not sell any items that came out from this portal for many reasons. Plus even though their just simple everyday object dose no mean they can be sold to the villages near by. Also their a faint mana signature in them and I don't want them to be given out until this problem is solve. So would you kindly please PUT THE FREAKEN HUGE SACK DOWN BEFORE I BREAK YOUR LEGS AGAIN! This time I will use French Bread to break it. Don't ask why because I can and I will.

946. To all FEH and Non FEH, stop saying I have a thing for breaking people's legs because it's what I always say each time someone Ticks me offs. Unless you want me to break you mental state than we can go with that. After all I have 100 ways to cause mental harm without even confronting you. Trust me best you ask me this unless you want to volunteer which I am a bit rusty at the moment.

947. Lucina, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PLACE ROY'S REFINED BINDING BLADE YOUNG LADY?! You don't know?! I saw you chasing two panicking Fell dragons screaming 'I will CHANGE MY FATE' yell. You even stole Hector's Refined Berserk Armads and Ephraim's Flame Siegmund and somehow manage to triple dual with your sword on your mouth. Also you manage to let Hector out in the process! Now tell me now before you face something worst then broken bones, bruises and soul damaging.

948. Until further notice, Lucina is now under 'I been a terrible princess' house arrest and will not leave her room but for food and battlements. She somehow manage to lodge Roy's Binding blade into a stone King Arthur Style. Not only that it's now being guarded by Kiran's Guardian Ghost also I'm not pulling that blade out, as this is Lucina's problem. She will not leave her room until she can dislodge the sword while it is being guarded by Kiran's Ghost.

949. Also on a side note, all Heroes and guests be on a look out for Hector as now free from his prison. He will more likely try to attempt to use the Portal that Kiran uses for his vacation which is now being extremely heavy guarded 24 hours everyday. I also took a liberty of installing some Sentry Guns that Torbjorn was kindly enough to let me use them. Plus if all that fails a time spell that I prepare just in case he somehow manage to overcome these defenses. Don't ask me for the spell or I will turn you into cute adorable kitty. Now I want my little kitty pet Muffins back T-T.

950. Steve from Minecraft has arrived to help us to restore the castle so don't call him a block head and don't try to challenge him

951. Connected to no. 950, don't even ask why most of the inventory shaped like blocks. He came from a world where everywhere are shaped like literal blocks

952. No, don't ask him to build something for you. He was just here only to restore the castle and I only will pay him

953. Connected to no. 952, nobody is allowed to bribe him. He won't accept gold.

954. Raigh, I know you're upset at Nino, your mother, for abandoning you and your twin brother but keep in mind that she and Jaffar, your *ahem* father have come from the Blazing Blade era, not Binding Blade. You still can talk to them about your and Lugh's life, however

955. Sigurd, please stop your nephew Leif from causing even more trouble before Quan gets summoned. None us will know what Quan will react about it.

956. Manaketes and heroes and villains with dragon blood stop trying to punch the enemy and say "Dragon Fist" in hopes of a dragon appearing to smite your enemies. Just because Goku can do it with no Dragon blood doesn't mean that you can do it better if you have dragon blood!

957. Also, transforming into a dragon and then punching the enemy doesn't mean it's a "Dragon Fist". Besides, both Grimas don't even have arms so they can't do a "Dragon Fist"!

958. Stop asking Goku if he has spare dragonballs. They've been used to revive Beerus and so need to wait a year, which I doubt is going to happen as the Dragonball guests are only here temporary, which reminds me, WHY ARE THE DRAGONBALL GUESTS STILL HERE?! THEY SHOULD HAVE LEFT A LONG TIME AGO! WHAT, GOKU WANTS TO WAIT UNTIL VEGETA GETS HERE?! THE CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENS IS CLOSE TO 0%!

959. Who the hell knocked Shirō out and dressed him up as Archer, along with tanning his skin and dying his hair white? While it's funny as hell, Shirō is now on a rampage trying to find the ones responsible and possibly murder them. If any of you heroes have any info on the culprit, let me know. I'll point Shirō to the culprits to watch the fireworks.

960. Heroes stop saying that there's a ghost in the Order just because you see bags and stuffs floating in mid-air. You do realize that Hakuno is carrying those stuff right, he's not as invisible as Kellam for God's sake.

961. Heroes, because of you guys ignoring Hakuno, he has to go to a therapist (me) because he is depressed on how people view him as normal and invisible. Heck even Nero and Tamamo can't cheer him up. So you guys should probably make it up to Hakuno or else Nero and Tamamo will probably express their anger on you guys. Trust me, you should take my advice.

962. Chrom, get ahold of your daughter! She's trying to kill Grima and Ryoka, and if they die, we will have the unbridled rage of Morgan, Mark, Corrin, Neji, Leo, and the rest of the Fates royals trying to get revenge. We already had to deal with the Guardian Ghost and are working on recovering from that! We don't need this shit either!

963. Lucina, I swear to god if you don't leave Grima and Ryoka alone, you're going to be thrown back into your cell and given twice the security that Hector currently has.

964. In light of recent news regarding Xander and Ryoma possibly having fell blood, all of the Fates royals shall be tested just to make sure. Great. As it turns out, they do have fell blood. May Naga help us all.

965. Wonderful news people! Thanks to the beauty of technology and with the aid of our best magic users, a special kind of restrainment has been created specifically for Lucina and Niles. To put it simply, it is a collar that will shock them with power of Mjõlnir X20 when around certain people. In other words, it will bring them to the brink of death but not exactly. For Lucina, this will react whenever she is near Grima, Tobi, Corrin, Ryoka, Morgan, Mark, the Fates royals, Seigbert, Shiro, and Neji. For Niles, this will react whenever he is near Tiki (both versions), Spring!Kagero, Spring!Catria, Spring!Sharena, Tobi, and any of the young Heroes.

966. The next person to bring up certain events around Xander and Michalis regarding Elise and Maria respectively, will be given a less powerful version of Lucina and Niles' collars to wear for a week, that will activate whenever they bring said events up.

967. In regards to nighttime activities, I have asked the mages to made several sound reduction spell, it should've been strong enough.

968. Stop, Stop! If anyone of you dumbass try to ask the Manaketes and half-Dragons for battle royale, you think it's cheap to fix the castle?! The next one to do so will pay from their own pocket.

969. The collars are not meant for SM play. Stop teasing Lucina and Niles about it.

970. Great news folks! from Kiran's weapon stash we have found an automated laser gun-armed drone with Camera that can fly all days! now it should be easier to monitor you Rule-breaking Heroes.

971. Connected to no. 970, some idiot (I suspect the Troublesome Quartet or the prisoner) have shot down the drone. Identify yourself or all of you will face the Guardian Ghost without any weapon.

972. Camilla, stop beating up Kagero just because she won the Bunny Battle voting gauntlet. I cannot guarantee your safety if Ryoma decides to attack you for hurting his retainer.

973. Do not make any "Yo Mama" jokes about Female Robin and Lachesis. Otherwise, I cannot guarantee your safety should either of these women decide to make you suffer.

974. Lachesis, please stop spying on Leif and Nanna when they are alone together.

975. Alm and Celica, the next time you two decide to get it on, DON'T WAKE UP THE ENTIRE CASTLE! EVEN CATRIA COULD HEAR IT WHILE ON PARTROL ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CASTLE!

976. Berkut, stop asking the girls if you can see their panties. Are you cheating on Rinea?!

977. Boys, STOP FLIRTING WITH NANNA! You will have both the Lionheart siblings on your ass and a mad Eldigan is a bad Eldigan! As for Lachesis, may God help you.

978. Awww no! ARVIS, STOP TRYING TO KLLL SELIPH! LEIF IS ALREADY HERE AND TRYING TO KILL YOU!

979. Arg! Saias! Put Valflame down now! Note to everyone: If any of you notice Saias going to his father's room, DON'T let him get into Arvis' stuff.

980. Hinoka is NOT allowed to boast to the archers that you are now flying up high. You still weak against them.

981. Both Kanas are NOT allowed to get near to Zephiel within 30 feet. Why? Because he corrupts your- KING ZEPHIEL OF BERN, GET YOUR KINGLY ASS BACK HERE!

982. Until further notice, Zephiel is under Jaffar's watch. I know you wanted to get near to the manaketes because they are 'less grotesque than the humans'. I don't want to hear your reason so shut up, keep an eye on Hector and don't do anything nasty before I force summon Guinevere in the order, even that I'm not Kiran!

983. Lyn is NOT allowed to use Reinhardt as a target practice. It's not funny.

984. Connected to no. 984, Lyn is NOT allowed to use the guests as target practice. The last time you do that, Isidro of Berserk World is now crying in the corner after he witness you practice both bows and swords. Now that reminds me, Guts is looking for a sparring partner so you can ask him.

985. No one calls Camus 'Camoo'. He is crying in the corner now and it's not funny, Hardin.

986. Now that Ares is going to be summoned soon, I hope that the three of you will NOT cause any trouble on the training grounds. Yes, Seliph and Leif, I mean BOTH of you.

987. Don't refer Shigure as a 'Disney Princess' just because his companions are animals. Whoever makes that joke will be joining Hector, Lucina, L'Arachel and Oliver in guarding the guardian ghosts.

988. Keep an eye on Julius if he was summoned. I don't want the Troublesome Quartet to be Troublesome Quintet.

989. I know Ishtar is going to be summoned soon so don't be so overprotective to her, Reinhardt- what? Laslow? Okay, if he flirts with her, proceed to turn him into your Dire Thunder target practice.

990. Now that the Troublesome Quartet has been gathered, if you noticed them doing something trouble some, inform me immediately!

If you don't follow this, I will add more.

-Triela


-Troublesome Quartet meeting room-

"I hear that Julius is going to be summoned soon." Niles said as he twirling his arrow.

"Well, he is always causing trouble in our army." Leif said. "But I heard from Julia that he always making pranks when he wasn't possessed by Loptyr."

"He's a fine addition to our group!" L'Arachel exclaimed, fist pumping in the air. "Let's get him when he's here."

"Ohhh, this will be fun." Micaiah exclaimed, clapping her hands. "Pranks delight!"


Seliph felt shivers in his spine.

"Something's wrong, Seliph?" Julia asked her half-brother.

"I swear to every deity in every world that if Julius try to prank me with his M-rated pranks, I'll join Kiran in his vacation."


Meanwhile in a certain castle, a certain dark mage is reading his book of M-rated pranks and grinned.

"Ohh, I can't wait to prank my dear big brother soon~"


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