Sorry for the late update. Real life has consumed me these days so to compensate this, I will post this next chapter.

Also for now on, I will only mention the names of the people who submit their suggested laws. It makes me dizzy when I put the numbers on it.

Disclaimer: see chap 1

Notes: the following laws are submitted by: Unzealots, agarfinkel, PikaLoverNYA, TheTrueLunarHuntress, Lopmion-12, Ally Nicole Rose and Indigo One will be here in this fic. The rest are mine.


Dear Order of Heroes,

This is your temporary summoner speaking.

Since June is approaching and we have a Bridal festival that we are currently celebrating today but all of you didn't follow the rules again, I will add this in the purple book.

But before doing that, I will remind you that the castle is now finished and ready to use and there are some major improvements that you will see for the first time:

* The first one is our new hot springs facility that will be open every week with set time schedule. The hot springs will be open at 2:00 P.M all the way to 10:00 P.M. They will both have men and women hot springs separated and also very distance so no one can hear what the other group is saying or doing. But the most important feature is the hot stones treatment, where we place hot but warm flat stones on your back to relive stress and tense your body has. Good for heroes and villains who have a terrible day or someone who wants to unwind. But here's a catch: you have to pay for this facility as this facility will literately makes you relax no matter how stress you are. The cost for the springs will be 50 gold per person for one hour. Also, for the hot stone massage 75 gold for it for 30 minutes. This will not be open for not us just heroes and villains, but to the villagers, Traveling traders, soldiers, adventurers, and other people. Though they will be a separate area far away from you guys so you won't be interrupted. Also, NO PEEPING IN THE WOMEN'S HOT SPRINGS OR I WILL CUT OFF YOUR MANHOOD.

* The Next facility is the Gymnasium and no, you will not have to pay to use this facility. It's a very big facility that can house about one thousand people in it. It comes with a swimming pool room, a Track in field, Gym equipment, Sports courts, a private small workout room, changing room for both male and female, and other stuff in it. Also, there are facility that let you practice your sword plays called Kendo (ask the Hoshido people) and Archery practice your aim. This will keep your body tip top shape for any engagements we might do and also improves your body physical fitness without the need of practicing the same thing as there are many equipment that help will you. Also, to make sure you're not just sitting around all day doing noting as Kiran did told me that most of you heroes barely do anything around when you're not in battle. Plus, I keep those over power people with high physical strength from breaking things by using them as gym equipment. I'm talking to you Effie. I already saw you bench pressed both Zelgius and Zephiel both in full armor while they were screaming for help, also for somehow broke Chrom's arms and legs again. Really Effie learn to control that strength before you bench press the gods too and no you will not bench press a God and that's final.

* The Next one will be our Heroes Market. Basically, your typical trader but has pretty much anything you need like weapon maintenance kits, snacks, Wyvern/Horse/Pegasus grooming kits, clothing, personal Hygiene items, and other etc. Noting much here but do not steal from this market or you will find yourself in a wearing a Dunce hat that will never come off for a week. Also, you can make request for items that we do not have as long as it's nothing too inappropriate or other stuff. Also, if you do ask for them the Prinnies manning that station will contact me where I will proceed to slap you a lot and dragging your butt to prison. I know who those people are, don't or better yet never ask for it.

* Finally, our last facility will be our Dance/Music Studio. This where heroes who are talent in singing, dancing, playing a musical instrument, or coming up new dances or song. This one is personal made by me as I find that some of you heroes are talented with either singing, dancing, or playing an instrument but never bother due to not having one or can't find a quiet place. This facility will hone your skills and come up great ideas for talents to be use for either a dance play or a musical play. It has every musical instrument ranging to a lute to a piano. Plus, a big dance floor to practice your dance moves and a small room to practice your singing. Not much here but there will be event I will host very soon and it will come with prizes for you guys to win. Also, please try not to break anything or you will have to pay for it or pay it in me breaking your legs. But report for any accidents that may occur when using them so I can appropriate the punishment on who did it first and why they did it.

* On a side note the Zombie survival virtual reality will be close after someone decided to spawn too many of those special zombies plus it causes them to pop out in real life, in which I have to take them out before they get out of hand. When will it be open? Well until I find the cause for it and implanted a new firewall and better security, this facility will be close for a month. That will be all and blame the person who decided to spawn too many of them to do a heroic battle and loses them in the most gory and painful way to die in a virtual reality.

* Also, due to the fact that a lot of Heroes aren't reading the rules any more, I've taken the liberty of giving everyone video watches so every time I come up with a new one it will play in the watch so you have no excuse for not knowing the rules.

And now for the rules:

991. Do not make any "Yo Mama" jokes about Female Corrin. You have been warned.

992. Stop joking about Helbindi using his brother in battle. I am aware that in Norse mythology, Helbindi and Býleistr are brothers.

993. To Draug and Hector, stop yelling "SUPER" for no reason. Also, stop repeatedly asking for cola.

994. Julius, stop trying to kill Deirdre and Julia. Seliph and Sigurd will kill you.

995. Everyone, stop saying "Hail, Caesar" every time you see Julius. We're not in Rome.

996. Attention everyone! We have a tiny baby Grima, the actual dragon not the Grima!Robins, running around! Don't ask me how he got here, but please keep an eye out for him and catch him if possible. He's about the size of a cat, so he will not be easy to find or catch.

997. Everyone, due to the appearance of a baby Grima, Ryoma and Grima have become three times as protective as they normally are. While then are like this, absolutely NO ONE is allowed to go near their families unless they want to get their faces ripped off.

998. Good news everyone! We have caught Hector and he has been given a similar collar to those worn by Lucina and Niles. His collar will activate if he gets near to either Roy or the portal leading to where Kiran is vacationing.

999. The next person who touches Julia with Julius, Silas, or Arvis in the area they will be met immediately with a fireball to the face. Yes, Seilph this does include you.

1000. Okay. So apparently the Green Dragon units now look up to Grima as as... I don't really know how to explain it. Like the Alpha Dragon or something like that? Manaketes, explain how your culture works please!

1001. Neji, Leo, stop you're bickering over Ryoka already! I don't care if the two of you both love her or if she and Leo have kids in the future, but you're destroying the castle with your fighting and Ryoka is THIS close to destroying it as well! So, knock it off or the Mjölnir Collars will be stuck on you both and keep you both from going near each other or Ryoka.

1002. Julius and the Reinhardts are to be kept FAR away from each other at all times! We don't need Julius trying to kill them out of jealously.

1003. Grima, since you have some good stats in protecting our green little Dragon units, I will allow you to babysit them if you don't give them a horror movie night or something that is not appropriate of their age, they will be traumatized for the rest of their life Sorry Myrrh you have to follow the rules

1004. Zephiel if I see you stalking both Kanas, you will feel the wrath of their raging parents especially Kana's older brother Shigure who is planning to kill if anything happens to his male cousin and little sister.

1005. Don't even think about stalking on Shigure as well since he is born dragon as well. You will feel the wrath of his mother Azura and his father Corrin

1006. Mark, I will allow you to walk with your Pet Dusk Lycanroc around the Askr castle but make sure don't let him urinate in the armor units. If he does it again I will have banned pets entering Askr ever again, unless you discipline him

1007. Due to the fact that a lot of Heroes aren't reading the rules any more, I've taken the liberty of giving everyone video watches so every time I come up with a new one it will play in the watch so you have no excuse for not knowing the rules.

1008. Niles, what did I tell you about trying to use Aigis as a sex toy? Well hopefully breaking your arms, legs and back will teach you a lesson. Also, I think we need to add some more people Niles isn't aloud be around

1009. Eirika, I know your mad about what L'Arachel did to Ephraim, but did you HAVE to plan to get her tarred and feathered with Seth, Tana, Lyon and even Innes! You're lucky this is your first time getting in trouble or else you'd all be in prison right now!

1010. To all our young heroes, no. Stop asking Aigis to bring Koromaru here! I don't care how cute he is, we don't need any more issues right now!

1011. Odin! Stop reprogramming the zombie room to have Resident Evil monsters in it! You're lucky I let you and the others have that room in the first place, DON'T PUSH YOUR GOD DAMN LUCK!

1012. A thanks to the Troublesome Quartet! I have found out that the Hatch I installed under Kiran's closet works as intended. If anyone isn't busy, can they pick up those four at the sewers?

1013. Both Kanas, stop asking if Sieg is your uncle just because of the hair and eye color, he's from different universe!

1014. So, while Kiran's weapon stash is being cleaned and sorted, we somehow found the Chain of Heaven, Enkidu from F- wait for it while I try to send it back.

1015. Connected to no. 1014, the chain is sent back, we manage to avoid a storm of weapons from the original owner.

1016. Should someone finds an unopened package that was meant for Kiran, leave it alone. I warn you that If someone tries to open the package many times, I will have to hide it at the place where I hid all of his Hello Kitty Collection that only me and Gaius knows

1017. No, you can't bribe Gaius with candy even if you gave him many, I told him of a candy land so he won't accept any candy bribes.

1018. Arvis and Deirdre, GET YOUR SON JULIUS TO BEHAVE AND TAKE AWAY THE BOOK OF M-RATED PRANKS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

1019. Julia and Saias, don't let Julius to join the troublesome quarter that will possibly become troublesome quintet! Kiran is going to have headaches when he and the others get back!

1020. For the Male and Female Kana's. I have a new name for one of you Kana's. The female one will keep her name but the male one will have the a new one. From now on Male Kana will be called Zen. Also, Corrin please don't try to complain why where going to call him Zen as it simple and it's easy for us to say, plus Zen has a meaning to it, go look it up on a dictionary or the internet.

1020. All the Male heroes are not allowed to complain why Marth is the male hero to have a wedding skin and not you guys. Besides Caeda thinks Marth looks good in the wedding outfit. Also, no throwing Pigs' blood on him or any stains on him. Just caught Niles trying to prank Marth with pigs' blood near his room. I made him drank it, literally.

1021. To all of our last year wedding heroes: You're not allowed to complained why Tharja got a wedding skin too. This includes the other female heroes, especially Corrin and Rose. Just because you were on of the Top picks to receive a wedding outfit does not mean you're going to get it. Besides there were too many Tharja Fan boys and Girls who find her too sexy and adorable in the outfit, thus why she was picked again to receive the outfit. Also, Robin you better hide as she cast a hex that make the desire target to instantly fall in loved. This includes you too Grima.

1022. Until further Notice all three heroes who received a bride outfit this year will be in our new clinic/hospital we have. I kinda broke their spines when all three them crash each other and I just Dogpile on them*hehehee my bad*. Their just so cute especially Sanaki as she looks way too adorable. Also, Ninian (Not ours as she just clone copy of the original since the voting event will start soon.) who is now in cast.

1023. Also before I forget, please give a warm welcome to Fjrom younger sister Ylgr. She looks like a younger version of Fjorm only smaller and cuter with that scarf she wears. Also, Helbindi her friend that she somehow manages to knock him out when he was retreating back. So please treat them with the same respect as you did with the other special hero Guest. Also, Helbindi keep your temper in check OK before you wish that our heroes really did killed you. Trust me you don't want me to be very angry, do you? Or you want to volunteer on an experiment I had plan for out troublesome group. After all I could always use willing test subject to help me complete my work.

1024. Kana, Zen, Morgan, Mark, Ylgr, can you repeat what you just said to me? Ok. Oh no you're not in trouble but someone is. Anyways please hold still a minute while I remove that particular memory of you children knowing it. There we go! Good as new, now would you excuse me I need to talk to Arvis's Son Julius. JULIUS I"M GONNA BREAK YOUR SPINE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! TELLING THEM ABOUT- THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE AND YOU MUST BE PUNISH WITH ME BREAKING YOUR SPINE WHILE WEARING ICE COLD DWARF STAR GLOVES.

1025. Until further Notice all of FEH and Guest are to be on a look out for Arvis's son Julius. I he told Kana, Zen, Morgan and Mark what it was and how it makes them feel good. Already told their family and their now out hunting for blood, literally. So be on a look out.

1026. Who the hell gave the Troublesome Quartet Boogie Bombs and Emote Bombs?! What they order it online but how?! Never mind tell me where they went before- dammit L'Archel did you really throw that Boogie Bomb at me?! I'm going to dye your hair with your blood, now come here so I can do it now! Don't you dare run away from me this instant young lady!

1027. To all heroes who are going to order online you are advise to tell me what you are ordering to Me and Kiran (Once he get back from his vacation). I don't know how they manage to get a credit card or know how to use it but I already confiscate it and all their bombs. So, for now if your going to order something please me know so I can approve on what you ordering.

1028. Lucina, first you got Roy's binding blade stuck in the stone King Arthur style and now you got Ephraim's Flame Siegmund lost in the lake near by the stone and a water spirit took it?! How is that even possible and what with these King Arthur References. Well now young lady you have to retrieve both weapons back before Kiran come backs. Also, yes, you're doing this own your own, hope you learn to hold your breath longer underwater. Also, you were using it to dislodge Roy's blade. You're pretty stupid and here I thought Barst (Sorry about that) was dumb. clearly you make dumb choices. Also, where is Hectors axe Berserk Armads?! It went what?! How the hell did you manage to get an ax stuck on Kiran's Guardian Ghost back?! You do know it shrugs off attack like it was noting and now it's lodge on its back, patrolling around not only Roy blade area but also Ephraim spear too?! Honestly, I can already see the resemble of you and your father both dumb choices now.

1029. Ylgr can you please try not to freeze people who are trying to be friends with you. You already froze Soleil (which I'm proud of you) Mark when he's trying to introduce you to Morgan, Kana and Zen and finally Nino, in which I had to restrain a mad deranged Jaffar from killing you. Also try not to turn some things into ice. Kiran already explained this to both of your older sisters.

1030. Mark just ask your mother and father about that. I'm not in right of position of telling you why you feel that way. But I can you this you are love struck right now on a certain young ice princess right now. So, run along before you ask me more question about this. Ahh, young loved.

1031. Xander is NOT allowed to practice archery so that he can shoot down Ryoma. Admit it, you're jealous because he is a flying unit now.

1032. Laslow is NOT allowed to flirt with Ishtar when Julius is around. It's not funny and I have permitted Reinhardt to use you as a Dire Thunder target practice.

1033. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT make the 'Julius did nothing wrong' jokes around either Julius or the Berserk guests. Trust me it won't end well.

1034. Julius is NOT allowed to make the M-rated pranks on Seliph when the latter is not looking- JULIUS OF GRANVALLE, GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN!

1035. Attention! Julius is now joined the Troublesome Quartet and is now the Troublesome Quintet despite the attempts of Julia and Saias stopping him, so if any of you see them doing something up to no good, inform me immediately!

1036. And Seliph, you have to prepare yourself. Approach to me so that I can tell you how to keep yourself same from M-rated stuff.

If you don't follow any of these, I will add more.

-Triela.


"And there is an extra ticket that Kiran won." Triela said to Seliph as she gave the ticket to the latter. "I already called Kiran and he said that he is happily accept you in his vacation."

"Finally!" Seliph exclaimed happily. "Julius won't leave me alone every time he sees me."

"Don't worry, Seliph." Ares said as he gets a blue tome. "Just leave it to us." And he looked at Reinhardt.

"Why Lord Leif join those idiots?" Finn facepalmed.


"SELIPPPPPPPHHHHH! WHERE ARE YOU, MY DEAR BIG BROTHERRRRRRR?!" Julius sing-songed as he searches the entire castle looking for his brother. "I WANT TO PLAY WITH-" suddenly he was knocked out unconscious. Behind him is an annoyed Reinhardt, Dire Thunder in hand.

"Idiot." He muttered.


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