Sorry for the late update! But the sad news is that part one of Kiran's list will be officially finished!
But don't worry, all the suggested laws from the last chapter and this chapter will be transferred to part 2.
Disclaimer: see chap 1
Dear Order of heroes,
This is your temporary summoner speaking.
Since the Troublesome Quintet made a LOT of trouble in these past few days, with two VG ended (with Lyon and Ephraim as the respective winners while we are calming a furious Hardin and B!Veronica down), new heroes and brave heroes has arrived and Quan chastised his troublemaking son (and Finn), I decided to write down these last ten laws in this purple book, because there is no space left in the book and I asked Marth to buy a new purple book:
1091. DON'T call Quan's Gae Bolg 'Gay Bulge' whether you see him carrying his weapon. It's NOT funny and whoever makes that joke again will be his target practice. Yes, Eldigan that means you.
1092. Since you are very happy that you already joined Smash as Roy's echo fighter, Chrom is NOT allowed to gloat at Lyn because she returns as an assist trophy. You must be thankful that she is in a good mood today or else you will be her target practice.
1093. While I allowed you guys to play Castlevania because of Smash tournament, you are NOT allowed to shout 'Begone! You don't belong in this world, monster!' phase within the earshot of Male Robin and Michalis. Just because they shares the same voice actor as a certain vampire hunter doesn't mean that you shout that phase in front of them. This also applies to Grima.
1094. Connected to no. 1093, you are NOT allowed to shout 'What is a man?' phase in front of Hector and Draug. That is not funny.
1095. Since dragonstones are now have the power to kill other dragostones, both Tikis are NOT allowed to use it to your fellow manaketes. Apply that to the enemy manaketes!
1096. Oliver, you didn't learn your lesson, haven't you? You've been chasing after Libra because he is a beautiful person and now you are being clobbed to death by said guy. Deal with it.
1097. Yes, Forsetti hurts and it reaaaaaaallllly hurts so if you're red or a good mage killer, STAY AWAY FROM THE ENEMY LEWYN BECAUSE HE'S THE GREEN VERSION OF THE REINHARDT!
1098. Connected to no. 1097, STAY AWAY ALSO FROM ENEMY FLYING NINO BECAUSE OF ACROBATICS SKILLS AND SHE CAN ONE-SHOT YOU EVEN YOU ARE A RED!
1099. To Lucina, since you succeeded getting Ephraim's Flame Siegmund from the lake but you have the hard time getting the Binding Blade and Armads in their respective areas I will allow to help you getting one of those stuck weapons but don't expect me or my brother to protect you from Roy's wrath when he and the others come back from their vacation.
1100. To all heroes: do you think this will be the last law you've going to see? Well, YOU'RE WRONG! There are no space left for new laws so better watch out for new laws after Marth buy a new purple book!
And that will be all to this old purple book. If you don't follow any of the rules that is mentioned, I will add more in the new one.
-Triela
"So, she said that there will be no more laws will be posted in this old silly book?" Julius asked his fellow troublemakers as he saw the last law. They nodded in reply. "You know what this means, guys?" He added while he is grinning.
"TROUBLEMAKING TIME!" The Troublesome Quintet shouted in joy after they realized that there will be no more laws to be added. Of course, their shouting reaches Quan's ears and Quan means trouble to Leif.
"LEIF, DON'T YOU EVER DARE THINK ABOUT IT, YOUNG MAN!"
END OF KIRAN'S LIST PART ONE
Part one of this fic is now finished! Part Two will be posted depends on my mood and writer's creativity.
Meanwhile, I would like to thank all those who have reviewed and suggested their respective laws in this fic. But don't worry, you could still suggest your laws here for the preparation of Kiran's list part two.
Now, I will ask this question: which law do you like the most? It's okay if it's a multiple laws that connected to another, or a single law that you like the most.
So, this is alexa005, singing out!
