A/N: Happy Valentine's Day! I actually had a really… interesting… intro planned out for this chapter, but I scrapped it at the last second. I still have it, so I might release it as a special "deleted scenes" chapter, along with any other things I may delete in the future.

Now, any relationships, or encounters between characters, I put in the story, whether it be romantic or friendly, are based off something else. Maybe it'll be based on a Pic Of The Day that Sakurai released earlier, or maybe it was from a Smash-themed music video from YouTube that I dared myself to watch that was superbly weird. Seriously, would not recommend. Usually, though, it's based off the video games and the stuff that Nintendo and Nintendo staff, like Sakurai, say (i.e the Pic of The Day). Another one is how Lana worships the Deku Tree. Since Lana won't be in this story (for the most part) I'll just use Zelda instead. Just keep that in mind. Anyways, to the chapter!

Chapter 22; The Matchmaker

Toon Link was walking through Smash-City, spreading love and loving spreading love. Today was Love Day! A day for loving love and loving loving love. He was strolling around the park to get a glimpse of the love going on. His first stop: the love bench.

He climbed a tree, so that he couldn't be seen, and looked to where the bench. Mario and Peach were there, eating I've cream.

"Cmon... Make a move!" Toon Link whispered.

"This ice cream is great!" Peach said. "Thanks, Mario!"

"No problem!" Mario said. Clearing his throat, he spoke again. "Uh, Peach, I was wondering if, uh..." Mario was fiddling with his sleeve.

"Just say it!" Toon Link silently shouted.

"What is it?" Peach asked.

"Well... I was wondering if-"

Just then, Link walked by, greeting the two of them. "Hey Peach! Mario!" He tipped his hat.

"Aw, hey Link!" Peach said. "You up for tea later on today?"

"Um, sure, I guess." Link said. "Anyways, I gotta skedaddle! See ya guys later!"

"Bye!" Peach squeaked, waving after him. "Now, what was it that you wanted, Mario?"

"Uh... Can you-"

Just then, Rosalina walked by. "Hey Peach!" She said. "Wanna do something later?"

"Oh sure! How about in four hours I come over to your house?"

"Sounds good. See ya." She bowed, and floated away gracefully. Well, she tried to be graceful. She accidentally tripped...on, uh, air.

Mario couldn't even open his mouth before a whole group of people walked up to Peach, asking her to do something with them.

"Uh, sure..." Peach reluctantly said.

Mario looked at Peach, and sighed. "Never mind." He got up from his bed and walked away. Peach cast him a hopeless glances, and sighed herself.

"Oh, come on Mario!" Toon Link said to himself. This was not the kind of juicy love that he was looking to see today. To be honest, he felt kinda bad for Mario. If only there was some way to help Mario seal the deal with Peach...

But oh well. He slid down the tree, and went out to find another scene to take photos of and post of his online blog.

He decided to follow Link. Link was quite a womanizer, and while he didn't mean to be, girls developed crushes on him all the time. Link walked to the giant cherry blossom tree in the middle of the park, Ol' Pinky.

Toon Link hid in a nearby bush as Link took out his ocarina.

He played Zelda's Lullaby for a couple seconds, when someone from the top of the cherry tree leaped down. It was Sheik!

"Hey." Link said.

In a flash of white light, Skeik transformed into (SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER OMG OMG SPOLER ALERT OMG) Zelda.

"Hello." Zelda said, maintaining her graceful composition.

Link couldn't help but realize how beautiful she was. Zelda couldn't help but realize how handsome Link was. They started to stare at each other, and their bodies started getting closer and closer.

"This is it!" Toon Link said excitedly, as he got his camera ready for the golden shot.

Right before their lips met, Zelda's triforce started to shine. Gasping, Zelda pulled away. "I-I'm sorry, but I have to go. I have Royal Buisness to attend to..."

"Aw! Can't it wait?" Link said. "Cmon... I'm right here!"

"I'm really sorry... Truly, I am... But the kingdom comes first." Zelda turned, and without another word, teleported away. Link just sighed, and started playing his ocarina again.

"Man... Poor Link. If only Zelda was less uptight about everything..." Toon Link said. "Oh well." He ran off to hopefully find another scene to take a picture of.

Near the lake, Nana and Lucas were picking flowers. Toon Link spotted them. "Ooh! My followers will go crazy over young love!" He took his picture snapping position between two patches of sunflowers.

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"Wow, they're so shy! They just need to be more forward with each other and they'll do just fine!" Toon Link shook his head.

"Hey." Said a voice from behind him. Toon Link spin around to see Ashley the witch standing behind him.

"Whoa!" Toon Link whispered. "Get down! They'll find you!"

"Relax. They're practically blind to us." The red girl said. She turned around and pointed at the two of them, who were still awkwardly stealing glances at each other. "I've been watching you."

"What? Why?" Toon Link asked. Her voice was creeping him out. It sounded monotonous and emotionless, like Raven's voice from the Teen Titans, except much squeakier.

"That doesn't manner." She said, in the same monotonous voice. "What matters is that I can help you."

"What? What do you mean, help?"

"Well, I have love powder." Ashley said, taking out three vials filled with different colored powders, red, green, and yellow. "Just have the people you want to get together to inhale it. One color per pair. Don't mix them up."

"Um... Thanks!" Toon Link took the vials and looked at them. When he looked back up, she was gone. "What a weird girl." He pocketed the vials. "But no matter. And now I have a way to get the perfect pictures for my blog!"

Toon Link quickly got to work. He sprinkled some yellow powder on the flowers that Lucas and Nana were at. Before that, though, he took a flower and sprinkled some red powder on it, and gave it to Mario. Then, he took the red powder and sprinkled it in Peach's tea pot. Last but not least, he sprinkled the green powder all over the cherry blossom leaves and, and also put green powder on Zelda's dusty documents. She would surely dust them off and inhale the powder then.

Toon Link waited atop the tree near the bench and waited to reap the rewards. Things might finally start going his way...

Oh, if only I made it that easy on him...

Toon Link looked to the Cherry Blossom. He was shocked to find out that Link was no longer there. Instead, he was with Peach at a table, drinking tea.

Uh-oh. Toon Link thought as he watched the scene unfold. They clinked tea cups, and drank from the cups at the same time. Instantly, they dropped everything, and hearts literally started appearing around them. Their eyes became so large that one could no longer see the whites of their eyes.

"Ooh! Link! Me luv Link! Link luv me!" Peach said.

"Yes, yes! I do luv you! Cuz you luv me!"

They held both of each other's hands, started walking away. They looked like freaking chibis.

"Oh poop." Toon Link said. "Not good." Toon Link looked around and saw Mario, who planted the flower given to him on the ground. He walked away, leaving the flower. The flower was soon picked up by a random passerby: Pikachu. He sniffed it, and soon became chibi like Link and Peach. He walked up to Link, and saw Peach. The two chibi girls locked eyes, which grew red. An adorable chibi fight soon broke out between the two for Link's hand.

"Oh my freaking gosh, why?" Toon Link said. Just then, Zelda arrived from her meeting, looking chibi as well. She ran up to the Cherry Blossom tree, and started hugging it.

"Really?" Toon Link asked. "Well, hopefully Popo and Nana are doing well. He looked, and saw that they had left. Instead, Waluigi was there. He sniffed the flower, and started to kiss his own hand.

"Freak." Toon Link shuddered.

"Nice job." Came Ashley's voice from behind him. He was startled, and fell out of the tree.

"Ow..." He said, looking up. Ashley flew down and landed next to him.

"You messed up."

"Yeah, I know that..." Toon Link grumbled.

They looked at the scene in front of them. Chibi-Link was desperately trying to stop the epic thumb war between Chibi-Pikachu and Chibi-Peach. Chibi Zelda was building a shrine to honor the tree, and Chibi-Waluigi was making out with a mirror.

"I gotta admit... For a while, it's actually pretty cute." Toon Link snapped a picture of the whole scene.

"Well, it won't be cute when it becomes permanent at sundown!" Ashley yelled.

"Wait, what?" Toon Link said. "Sundown?"

"Yep. Everything that happens becomes permanent at sundown." They looked at the sky, which was quickly darkening. "Which is in about... One minute?"

"Oh shoot!" Toon Link started panicking. "Is there a way to reverse it?"

"Well, if you can make them sneeze, then the powder should be forced out of their lungs. Luckily, I have this spray that forces people to sneeze when they come into contact with it. Here." She gave him a sprayer filled with a mucky black liquid. "You better hurry."

"But we only have thirty seconds left!" Toon Link screamed.

"Hey, that's your problem, not mine." Ashley said. She smirked. "Better hurry. You're running out of time." The sky was turning violet.

"Cmon, think, Toony! Think!" He racked his brain. "Ugh. What's wrong with you! You can find the forth wall, but you can't solve this? Argh, why did I have to sprinkle the powder in the first place?"

Toon Link paced pack and forth and tripped on a sprinkler on the floor. "A sprinkler...?" Toon Link gasped and ran to the water control box, which happened to be right next to him. He opened it, and poured the whole bottle of sneeze juice in the water filter. He placed his hand on the sprinkler control lever.

"W-wait, that was way too much juice!" Ashley said. But it was too late. Toon Link had already pulled the lever, and black sneeze juice was sprinkling over everyone in the park. They were sneezing for hours.

After the sneezing had finally worn off, the victims of the powder ran to Toon Link.

"What was that?" Zelda asked.

"Yeah! Waluigi not impressed!"

"I actually thought it was pretty fun, all things considered..." Link shrugged. Pikachu and Peach blushed, and Link was slapped by Zelda.

"You were using Ashley's magic, weren't you?" Mario asked, tapping his foot.

Toon Link sighed. "Yeah... I just wanted you guys to become closer, but I guess I ended up ruining everything. I'm sorry..."

"Aw, we can't stay mad at you forever, right?" Link said. The others nodded, reluctantly. "He just wanted us to be happy!"

Toon Link nodded quickly. "Of, uh... Of course!" He looked at Mario. "You need to be more confident and take more risks! Just because she's busy with other friends doesn't mean she doesn't have time for you!"

Mario blinked. "Yeah... I know..." He turned towards Peach. "Would you... Like to get something to eat later tonight?"

Peach smiled. "I was waiting for that! Thank goodness I don't have to go to that thing with those people!"

Toon Link then turned his attention to Zelda. "You need to be less uptight! Make some time for yourself, and spend that time with the ones you love! Your kingdom is doing just fine! Stop worrying so much!"

Zelda looked down at her boots. "Yeah... I suppose that's the right thing to do..."

Toon Link then turned towards Nana and Lucas. "And, you two! You guys need to stop being so shy for each other! It's obvious you guys are crazy for each other!" The two kids he was talking to blushed.

"See? He solved everyone's problems! Y'know, you should think about becoming a therapist!" Link patted Toon Link on the back.

That's not a bad idea... Toon Link thought to himself.

"Well, I'm off to wash this juice off of me." Peach said. "Let's head home, Mario." Mario and Peach walked back home, and Zelda, Lucina, and Link walked back to their house. Waluigi jumped in the lake, already naked, and started bathing there.

"Hey, I'm really sorry about everything." Toon Link said to Ashley after everyone has left.

"Hey, it's fine." Ashley said. "It was kind of... fun." With that, she winked at him, and flew away into the dark sky.

Rubbing his cheek, he said, "what a weird girl..."

A/N: So... How old is Ashley anyways? I don't know. And how old is Toon Link? All I know (or think I know, cuz I may be wrong) is that Toon Link hails from the Adult Era, while Link is from the Child Era. If I'm wrong, please tell me!

Anyways, this is the first chapter in a long time that I wrote in one sitting. And I just realized that this contradicts (Objection! I've been playing a TON of Phoenix Wright lately) the fact that some Smashers are out racing. Let's just say that this is before they left. Anyways, next chapter we'll get back to the Karters. Any found and reported spelling errors are highly appreciated, along with any suggestions and/or feedback! Until next chapter, where I hopefully don't have to be all lovey-dovey!