A/N: As some of you may know, the smash ballot was opened up a few weeks ago, where anyone could vote for anyone to be in Smash Bros, and Nintendo may possibly put some of them into Smash Bros 4! Who did you all vote for? I'm very interested to see where we all stand.

As for me, I voted for Shrek...

Just kidding! Seriously, anyone who votes for Shrek and is serious about it is not to be trusted.

Mew29240, your review was actually very well timed, because I actually voted for a certain defense attorney in the smash ballot... From my second favorite video game series (as of now). Even though he has little to no chance to get in, I still feel obliged to vote for him.

Anyways, to the chapter!

Chapter 27: The Smash Ballot

"Whoa! What's going on here?" Fox shouted in surprise.

This morning, he tried heading outside to do whatever. However, when he opened the door, he was met with a huge line that spiraled all over the city, and even into the woods. Even more bizarre than the line was the people who made up the line. Creatures of all shapes and sizes were waiting for whatever must have been at the start (or is it the end?) of the line.

Fox walked up to the most normal looking person in the general vicinity. He walked up to a person with stupidly blonde anime-hair and a giant sword. "Hey, what the heck is this?" Fox asked.

"It's a line." The man said.

"Right... Thanks." Fox mumbled.

"Ha, I'm just kidding!" The man said. "Well, I guess I'm not, because it is actually a line. Call me Cloud. But, it's actually a line for the Smash Ballots."

"The Smash Ballots? Fox asked.

"Yeah. Master hand is hosting an audition, and he will choose a few people to join the smash tournament."

"Really? That's actually pretty neat. I've been here since the very beginning, so I can understand wanting in, I guess." Fox said.

"If I get in, I hope to destroy the legendary swordsmen of the smash universe..."

"Me too!" A nearby swordsman said.

"I wish the same." A red robot who looked like Mega Man and who brandished a laser sword said.

"Us too!" Everyone within a ten foot radius screamed.

"Uh, right... Well, good luck with that." Fox said.

Fox left the people who were debating who had the biggest muscles, and walked down the line some more, in hopes of finding a place to cut through the line.

A little bit down the line, he saw his blue friend causing a commotion.

"Get outta my way! I got a very important meeting in a few minutes!" Falco yelled. He was trying to brute force his way through a six-people thick line. Whenever it looked like he was getting through, someone called him a cutter and threw him back to where he started.

"Hey, Falco!" Fox yelled, getting the attention of his friend.

"Fox! Help me get through these people!" Falco said.

"Don't make me have to use this!" Falco yelled, taking out his gun.

"Pfffttt. Please! I can 360 noscope you before you even have a chance to breath, #yoloswag!" A military soldier yelled. Everyone around Falco laughed.

"Shut up, COD soldier! You know there's no way you'll get in!" Falco yelled back.

"Hah! In you dreams, Poophead!"

"Haha, good one, fam!"

"Roasted!"

"Get rekt, no0B!"

Fox just watched in amusement as Falco blushed more and more. Eventually, Falco's whole body was red, and he was steaming.

"I'll show you! Landmaster!"

Uh oh. Better get out of here before things get too bad! Fox continued down the line. A few moments later, he heard an explosion at two behind him. He decided to ignore it.

After about a minute of walking, he and across another interesting scene. After the last two scenes, he decided to just watch and enjoy the show. Samus was currently arguing with a man with spiky hair, a big head tie, and a blue tuxedo.

"That proves without a doubt that you should not be in Smash Bros!" Samus yelled, pointing her finger at the man in blue.

"Objection! If I can't be in a fighting game, then how do you explain... this?" He held up a disc cover for Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Right when that happened, the best song to ever be in video games (it's a fact, not an opinion! Seriously, though. If you haven't listened to the song, you have to. It's the best) started playing out of nowhere.

"Wah!" Samus winced at the sight of the game.

"I thought so!" The man said, a sly smile on his face. A nearby girl dressed in some weird Asian clothes and black hair cheered in the background. "Go Nick!" She yelled.

"You say I can't join a fighting game... Yet here I am, fighting superheroes, demons, and demon hunters!" He slammed his desk on an imaginary table or something. "How do you explain that, Ms. Aran?"

"I-I... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Samus started spazzing out. "It's imposssssiiiiibbbbbbbllllleeeee!" She screamed. Then, she fell down on her back, unconscious.

"I-I don't even know what just happened, but it was awesome!" Fox said. He decided to continue walking to see what else he could see.

He then came across a really buff guy with black hair that defied gravity and an orange Kung-fu suit.

"Alright... I guess it's time for... Super Saiyan 4!" He yelled for thirty minutes, and eventually somehow changed the color of his hair and changed his clothes to be... fur?

"Come at me with everything you've got!" The man wound up his hand, and yelled for another three hours.

Captain Falcon, who was the recipient of the yells, just smirked, and charged up his famous punch.

"Falcon... Pawnch!" He yelled. His fist collided with the other guy's fist. Immediately the other guy flew away into the vast sky above them.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" He yelled while flying away.

"Well, that takes care of him." Captain Falcon said.

"I'm not finished yet!" The man said. He had flown three hundred feet into the air and was now hovering above them, but they happened to be able to perfectly hear him. He held his arms up, started to scream while charging up a giant energy ball.

"Oh no! Should we take him down while he's charging that?" Falcon asked.

"Nah, I'd say we have a couple days before he attacks us." So, for the next week, Fox and Falcon spent their time drinking tea, while the orange-clad man was screaming and charging up his ball.

After a week, the man finally, with one final constipated scream, let go of the ball.

"I got this." Fox said. He hopped in the air, got out his reflector, and reflected the ball (which was the size of the city) back towards the orange man.

When the smoke cleared, the man was nowhere to be found.

"Eh, I'm sure we he'll be fine. He's dies a ton before. He's basically a cat." Falcon said.

"True." Fox responded.

After that ordeal, Fox finally started walking down the line again, to find Zelda, Lana, and Princess Ruto. They were all chatting about a certain swordsman.

Fox started to listen, but when things started getting awkward, making him blush beyond all belief, he ran past them as quickly as he could. He would never be able to unhear some of the stuff that they had just said...

What were they talking about, you ask? Well, it shouldn't take that much to imagine a few possibilities...

His Frozen obsession, of course! What were you guys thinking? Ew.

He made his way up the line once more. By now, he was almost at the start (or end) of the line. It ended inside the stadium, where explosions, clashes, and yells could be heard. Near the front of the line, he saw Lucina and Marth talking to a very scantily clad lady with short, black hair. What she was wearing could be considered considered only a little more than underwear, which covered her... Ahem, moving on. Every other place was covered by a thin, see-through veil.

"What do you mean I won't even qualify?" She asked. "I'm a very capable fighter!"

"Tharja, please. Calm down!" Lucina said. "It's just that your attire is, uh... A little eye catching. If you catch my drift."

"Definitely." Marth nodded.

"Aw, come on! Just because I'm proud of my figure? They let Samus walk around in her sport-bikini or whatever the heck that is! Why can't I?"

"Look, were really sorry." Lucina apologized.

"I'm not. I don't really know you guys to begin with." Marth said. With that, turned around and walked away.

"Not only that, but Manado boy over there is allowed to fight in his boxers!"

"Please... Just calm down..."

"And don't even get me started on..."

Tharja went on to have the most legendary rant ever. Lucina was utterly destroyed.

Fox walked passed them before Tharja could spot him. The next one hundred or so people after Tharja all appeared to be from the same game. Fox knew it was one hundred people because all of them had the number 100 on the back of the shirt. At the very front of the group, Olimar was seen talking to a man in a very shiny red suit. He seemed to be the leader of the bunch.

"What? You can't have one hundred people from the same game in smash!" Olimar said.

"Well, you see... We actually all are auditioning as one fighter." The man said.

"Well, that's not fair! If you can have one hundred people to fight with you, I should get one hundred Pikmin!" Olimar stated.

"Well, we're not all going to be fighting at the same time, per se..." The man in red was looking very desperate now.

"Oh? Then why are you all auditioning? Younglings these days... can't make sense of ten for my life..." Olimar grumbled. He walked away, mumbling something about hating the color red.

Moving on, Fox walked up to the front of the line. Many of the creatures there looked extremely nervous. With good reason. If you did not get to callbacks, then Master Hand and Crazy Hand would simply throw you out of the city, miles away into the sky.

He saw Robin and Robina, speaking with someone he actually knew, Shantae the half genie.

"I think you have a really good chance of getting in! We need more magic users." Robina said.

"I agree. And plus, you have an even more unique weapon than magic: your hair! Plus, your figure doesn't hurt your case." Robin said slyly.

"Thanks! I'll try my best!" Shantae said. All of a sudden, bell was heard, followed by the yelling of a man as he was thrown into the sky. "Well, it looks like it's my turn to go! Wish me luck!"

"Nah, I don't really feel like it." Robina said. "Just kidding!" She yelled right before the doors closed shut behind her.

"Welp, looks like that's all of the people I'm going to see this time." Fox said to himself. He went home, logged on to his computer, and put in his own vote for the smash ballot. He voted for a certain blue vixen.

A/N: I couldn't really think of a good plot for the smash ballot chapter, so I just decided to add a bunch of scenarios and cameos, all tied together by Fox.

Can you name all the characters that I didn't say the name of? Anyone who can gets a: Nothing! Yay!

Anyways, the smash ballot is one of the most exciting things to happen in a long time! The only things that'll probably beat it is the release of Xenoblade Chronicles X, Splatoon, and Zelda Wii U.

I want them all so bad! Anyways, next chapter will be whatever I decide it will be! Until next chapter!