A/N: Hey! Who's ready for some more SherLucario? Remember, this takes place a couple weeks before the last two chapters, so yeah. Just a heads up.

Sorry I've been away for a while, I'm not quitting, I swear! I've just been busy with school stuff. And I've been listening to Phoenix Wright music too much. I still think the pursuit theme from the third game is the best, besides the original. The third ones my favorite game in the franchise too, so it's great!

Anyways... Nobody wants to hear me fan-person over a videogame that many of you probably don't care about. To the chapter!

Chapter 38: The Mysterious Building

Pit was frolicking through a field of flowers. The sky was a mixture of all the colors of the rainbow, and ice cream was flying down from above.

"Aw man, this is great!" Pit ran around cheering, scooping up all of the ice cream that he could into his mouth. Of course, he had to run it on the floor for a good twenty seconds before consuming it like Palutena consumed the souls of mortals who defied her.

Well, she doesn't really do that. I think.

Anyways, just as Pit gulped down another gallon of pistachio floor ice cream, a gigantic scoop the size of a house fell from the sky, about three hundred feet away. "Oh my gosh! It's floor-flavored ice cream! This is a dream come true!" He rushed towards the mountain of ice-cream as fast as he could.

"I scream for ice cream!" Pit yelled triumphantly.

"Ice cream screams for you, too..." A deep voice said. When it talked, the whole land around him shook.

"Whoa! What's going on?" Pit asked, stopping dead in his tracks. Suddenly, the face of Hades formed on the gigantic ice cream scoop. Huge arms sprouted from the sides of his face, and they scooped up Pit before he could even react.

Get gud, scrub Pit. Can't even spot dodge a grab, what a tool...

"Ah! What the heck's going on here?" Pit yelled in despair.

Ice cream Hades laughed his pompous laugh. "Oh, Pitty... You look like you need to chill out!" He opened his mouth and threw Pit inside.

"Ahhhhhhh!" Pit screamed as the stone-cold ice cream surrounded his body and consumed him whole.

"Ah!" Pit opened his eyes and shot up into a sitting position. Looking around, he saw that he was sitting on a small, blue bed in a large, blue room. Tons of identical beds were to the right of him, stretching a full hundred feet. A dresser stood on the wall to the left of him, and to the right was a vanity. A doorway stood directly in front of his bed, which was the bed to the very left. Pictures of cats were scattered all throughout the walls of the room for no reason whatsoever.

"Wha? Was it all just a dream?" Pit sighed. "Oh, thank goodness. That's the seventh time I've had that dream." He looked around. "I guess I just really like..." His eyes came to a stop when he found a spilled tub of the stuff he was talking about on the floor. "...floor ice cream? Heck yes!" He rushed to the stuff of the gods and buried his face inside it. He finished the whole thing in less than a minute.

"Ahhhhhhh..." Pit sat back and rubbed his belly. "That was great." Standing up, he finally looked at his surroundings. "Hey, wait a minute... Where am I? This isn't my room..." He walked in front of the dresser. "Hmm... Wonder what's inside?"

He opened the dresser and found it filled with his clothes. "This is weird..." Closing the dresser, he made his way to the doorway. Cautiously, he looked outside his room, wary of anybody who might attack him. Right outside his room was a large-sized room filled that had a couch, some tables, some bean bags, and a flat screen TV. Boxes were scattered beneath where the TV was hanging. Three other doors besides Pit's were on the four sides of the walls of the room. The white room seemed to be a central room that connected the four of them.

"Hm... What is this place?" Pit asked. He walked outside his room and into the central room. "Wonder where these doors lead to?" He headed to the door on his left, which was painted pink. When he opened the door, he found a hallway that had three doors on the ends of it. They had gender-specific icons on it.

"Are these... Bathrooms? Why are there three?" Pit checking the icons he discovered that one of them were dedicated to non-humans. "I guess I could clean up after getting my hands covered in ice cream." He entered the door labor "boys" and found a row of sinks. Across the sinks was a row of urinals and toilet stalls. Another door in the room led to some showers. "This is actually pretty nice!"

He washed his hands and did his business, and, after washing his hands one more time, he headed back to the white room. Upon entering the room, a glittering light from inside the bedroom caught his attention. "Hmm? What's that?" Pit walked back into the room and opened the dresser, which is where he saw the glitter from. This time, his clothes were gone and replaced with his bow.

"What the heck?" Pit picked up his bow. "Hmm... Very suspicious..." He closed the dresser and walked back into the center room with intents to investigate the other rooms. Next, he opened a yellow door, which led to a gigantic kitchen with everything a group of people would need to run a restaurant. The only thing is was that is was completely void of any living creature.

"Nobody here either? Shoot." Pit walked out of the kitchen. With only the green door left, It was sure that it led to a way out.

"This has got to be it!" He reached to the doorknob, but upon touching it, was electrocuted with all the force of a punch from Phosphora. "OWEWWWEEEEEeEEES!" He fell back, landing on his butt. His wings were singed and smelled of fried chicken.

"Argh! Stinking door!" He fired a hefty amount of arrows at the door, but they disintegrated upon impact.

"Looks like I can't exit through that way..." Pit sighed. "What the heck have I gotten myself into this time?"

Pit spent the next few hours watching daytime television and soap operas. He checked some of the boxes every now and again, but they usually only had board games and other useless stuff that Pit couldn't use by himself.

Anyways, after watching the season finale of The Triforce of Love, which made Pit go through seventeen tubs of ice cream and twenty tissue boxes alone, he decided to check the last box that was left to open.

"Hmm... Oh? What's this?" Upon opening the brown box, he was met with a secret string. "I better pull it. That's what string is meant for, right?"

He pulled the string, which revealed an embarrassing photo of SpongeBob from the Christmas party. Well, not really. It actually caused the flat screen TV to move from its location in the wall, revealing a switch.

"Hey, a switch! If video games have taught me anything, it's that flipping this switch will lead to a way out!" With great excitement, he switched the large wooden switch downwards.

Immediately, a black ACME styled hole formed on the ceiling. "Huh?" Pit stood underneath it and looked into it. It didn't seem to lead anywhere; endless black was beyond it. It almost seemed like it was just painted onto the ceiling.

"Hmm... Wonder what's this hole for-AHHHHHH!" He yelled in surprise as something fell from the hole. Thankfully, his auto dodge power-up was active (because why not), and his feet safely moved him out of the way before he was crushed by the fatness that is Peach. Oh, and Young Link, Toon Link, Luigi ,Yoshi ,Snake ,Popo and Nana, Wolf, Ryu, Mewtwo, Lucas, and Roy. But mainly Peach. She's fat.

Pit yelled in surprise. "Whoa! What are you guys doing here?" He asked as the free fallers regained their composure.

Snake was their first to stand up. Because he's freakin Snake. "What the heck? Where am I?"

"Hi, Snake!" Pit cheered. "Nice to see you!"

"Hey, you're that 'Pit' kid, aren't you?" Snake asked. He looked him up and down. Poked his sandals, sniffed his wings. "Oh yeah, you're definitely him. I'd recognize those chicken-smelling wings anywhere."

"Um... Thanks." Pit replied. Snake was already off on his codec, however, and he didn't hear Pit's response.

"Pit!" Toon Link yelled. "Look, guys! It's him! I found him! Loooooookkkkk!"

"Yes, we see him." Roy grumbled. "Now shut up."

You 'found' me?" Pit asked.

"Yeah!" Said Peach. "You've been missing since yesterday!"

Pit gasped. "I've been missing for a day? But I've only been here for, like, a couple hours!"

Roy looked around. "Where is 'here' anyways?"

"Hm... No connection. Weird." Snake got off his codec and started looking around the place for a way out. He started reaching for the green door.

"Um, I wouldn't touch that if I were-"

"Gagagagagagggaaaaaaaa!" Snake fell backwards from being electrocuted, causing the others to gasp.

"Snake!" Peach gasped. "Are you alright?"

"Hrg... Yeah." Snake stood up. "I'll just eat a ration and then I'll be just fine. Anyways, it doesn't look like there are any way out. Well, no way that's conventional, at least. But we don't have to be conventional..." He took out a C4 charge and smirked.

"Hah, that's-a crazy!" Luigi yelled. He grabbed the bomb from Snake's hands. "You'll blow us all up!"

"Trust me!" Snake grumbled, taking the charge back. "I know what I'm doing." He set the C4 next to the door and took out a remote control. "Stand back, everyone!"

"Aiii!" Luigi dove out the way just as Snake pressed the detonate button. Unfortunately, in his panic, he actually jumped towards the explosion. "Ooooowwwwowowowowwww!" The explosion knocked him right into Snake.

"Gah!" Snake threw Luigi off him quickly, but in the struggle, his entire stash of grenades were spilled.

"Great, now my grenades are everywhere."

"Wait..." Pit stared at the mess of grenades on the floor with uneasiness. "Don't grenades... Explode?" Everyone started shuffling away from the grenades nervously.

"Uh, yeah, but only if the pin is pulled, or if there's another explosion near it. And I'm not idiotic enough to accidentally pull a grenade pin."

Just then, Cookie the cat walked by, holding something in her mouth.

"Aw... Whatcha holding there, cutie?" Pit asked.

Peach picked her up and took a strange rubber object out of her mouth. "Um... Does anybody know what this weird plastic-thingy is?"

"Give me that!" Snake snatched the object from her hand. "Wait a minute... This is a grenade pin! That means that..."

Booooooooooooommm!

The grenades all went off due to Cookie's curiosity. I guess you could say that curiosity killed the cat? And seventy people. And a dinosaur. And some Pokemon. And...

Just kidding! They didn't die.

Everyone who was caught in the explosion was blown back twenty feet.

Snake stumbled up, grumbling. "Stupid cat."

"Hehe. Oops." Peach scratched her head sheepishly.

"Yeah. Oops." Pit groaned.

"Um... Does anyone else hear that?" Roy asked. "It sounds like a boy's yelling or something."

"Hey... I do-a hear something!" Luigi gasped. "It sounds like it's coming from..." He pointed directly upwards, towards the black hole in the ceiling. "There!"

Immediately, the body of a young boy flew down from the hole, crushing Luigi. "Mama Mia!"

"Argh... Sorry, bud." The young boy stood up and dusted himself off. Upon seeing the smashers, who were staring at him in disbelief, he smiled. "Hey, guys! Long time no see!"

Toon Link gasped for a good twenty minutes. "... Red?"