A/N: Alright, so I'm kinda in a weird predicament at the moment, so please read this is if you're wondering why I haven't updated the story in a while. If any of you were wondering, NO, I'm not giving up on the story. I just love it too much! The SherLucario Holmes arc has been a giant request, where someone gives me the basic plot to the chapter and I put it into a story. Well, both he and I have been busy as of lately, so I can't work on it much. However, while I was waiting for the person's reply for the next chapter, I would write chapters that were supposed to be uploaded after the SherLucario arc. This arc is taking longer than I thought, and I'm waiting on him to reply. So, I'm just gonna upload one of the chapters that I wrote for after the arc now, which would be this one. I wrote this a couple months ago, and everything after this paragraph will be what I wrote originally. Obviously, this paragraph was added on because of my situation. That's about it, really. Oh, and one more thing... I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED FOR ACE ATTORNEY 6! IF YOU'RE A FAN OF PHOENIX WRIGHT LIKE ME GO WATCH THE TRAILER NOW! Unless you don't want to, of course. We probably won't get it in the US for a long time, but still... At least we'll get it eventually...
A/N: The Idea for this chapter came to me while I was in the shower, so it may be completely idiotic. Guess we'll have to see if it will be!
For those of you who don't know, the Wonderul 101 is a Wii U game about people who kinda create everyday objects out of… themselves. They use this unique power to defend the Earth against an invading alien force called JERKS. The odds of winning are minuscule to them, which is what makes the whole game even more epic! It's also one of my favorite Wii U games ever. Like, top five. It's really good, but hard. And the soundtrack is amazing! Anyways, this chapter kinda uses that idea, except it Smashifies it! Hope you guys enjoy! To the chapter!
Chapter 40: The Wonderful 10.1
It was a peaceful day in Smash-City. Well, we all know that that won't last long! Mario was walking down the street, contemplating about which mushrooms tasted best. Luigi was there with him, and they were having a discussion about whether Super Mushrooms or 1-up mushrooms were better.
"Well, the 1-up mushrooms literally give you new life! How can it not be better?" Luigi argued.
"Yeah, but the Super Mushroom makes you feel like twice the man when you eat it!" Mario replied. "Plus, it's red, which is so much better than green!"
"Hey! What are you-a saying?!" Luigi stomped his foot. "Why I outta-"
"Wait!" Mario squished his cheeks. He then moved Luigi's head upward. In the distance, they could see a monster that was about thirty stories tall! It had a yellow, scaly, turtle-like face, huge limbs made of hardened skin, claws thicker than Ike's skull (metaphorically, of course), and a shell that looked harder than steel protecting its back side. The shell was also covered in various sizes of spikes and fire columns. Basically, it looked like a giant koopa, if the koopa took steroids and went to jail for a thousand years.
"Oh no! It's Zeuszilla!" Luigi yelled. all of a sudden, little mini versions of Zeuszilla started swarming the area, attacking everything in sight.
"Looks like he's heading right this way!" Mario gasped. "Luigi, you have to round up the others and head to the bunker!"
"Will do! And what about you?" Luigi asked.
"Don't worry, I'll meet up when I can!" Mario said. "Just go!" Luigi nodded and took off, yelling at everyone to head to the coliseum. Mario then ran off in the other direction, dodging the fireballs from the mini-zillas and looking for a secluded place to hide. Finally, he found a small alley with nobody in sight. "Finally…" he said. Then, touching the "M" on his hat, he yelled. "Wonder Hat, Red!" His regular hat was replaced with a shiny red helmet that covered his eyes, and his outfit changed to a sparkling red superhero uniform. On the back of the outfit was the number "10."
These Wonder Hats were specifically designed by E. Gadd to magnify the physical capabilities of whoever wears it by a multiple of fifty. Basically, they go Super Saiyan. Only a specific few are chosen to wield these outfits, as they are extremely dangerous. Ten were chosen to use these in times of need. Ten heroes whose identities are unknown, but whose feats are known worldwide. They are… the Wonderful 10.
"Calling all Wonderful Ones! Meet at my location-a pronto!" Wonder-Mario said into a transmitter. Immediately, the other nine rushed to his location, making it there in mere minutes.
"Wonder Hat, Blue! Wonder-Marth reporting for duty!" Wonder-Marth said, brandishing his sword.
"Wonder Hat, Green! Wonder-Link reporting for duty!" Wonder-Link said, gripping his bow and arrow in one hand, while in the other was a… cat?
"Wonder-Link? What is the meaning of this?" Wonder-Mario asked. "You cannot-a have animals on missions!"
"Sorry! Nobody was home to watch him, so I was thinking we could let him tag along. Please?" Wonder Link asked.
"Fine. just don't let it get in the way. Here, give him this wonder-hat so that she doesn't get disintegrated immediately." W-Mario gave W-Link a small helmet similar to theirs.
"Yeah! So I guess we can call ourselves the Wonderful 11 now?" W-Link asked.
"I'd say that the cat counts as more of a Wonderful .5 than a wonderful one." W-Marth shrugged.
"Nobody asked for your opinion!" W-Link snapped.
"Heck, I'd say that the cat's worth .1" Came a feminine voice from behind them. Turning around they saw Wonder-Peach.
"Wonder Hat Pink! You made it!" W-Mario cheered.
"Aw, c'mon!" W-Link said. "You're her freakin owner too!"
"Well, it makes sense when you think about it. A cat has nine lives. One ninth equals .1111111111111 etc… therefore, she could count as .1!" Wonder-Samus, who had arrived with W-Peach, said.
"Wait, if cats have nine lives, then why don't we be the Wonderful 19?" W-Link asked.
"That'd just be ridiculous!" W-Samus replied.
"..."
"Fine, where're the wonderful ten-point-one now." W-Mario said.
W-Peach spoke up, "Technically we're the Wonderful 10.111111111111..."
W-Marth put his hand over her mouth. "Please. Shut up."
"Aw!" Peach mumbled. Suddenly, the other five members found them, already in uniform.
"Ah! Wonder Donkey Kong, Palutena, Lucario, (Captain) Falcon, and Fox! You made it!" W-Mario said.
"Yep! Now, let's kick some butt!" Wonder-Fox shouted.
"Yeah!" The rest of the Wonderful 10.1 cheered.
"Alright , as a course of action, I say we go straight to the source and- look out!" W-Mario saw two giant cannonballs, shot from a distant flying ship, heading right for them.
"Don't worry, I got this!" W-Fox said, smirking. He jumped up and yelled, "Unite Reflector!" Instantly, the members of the Wonderful 10.1 joined together to create an impenetrable shield out of their own bodies.
This is the secret weapon of the wonderful 10.1. They can join their bodies together in an outstanding display of teamwork to create powerful versions of each other's powers. All it takes is the chant, "Unite-" followed by their specific weapon of choice, and the other members will join together and harness the power of their suits to create an almost unbreakable living weapon!
The shield deflected the cannonballs back to the sender with ease, causing it to blow up on impact.
"Team! Our location's been compromised! We have to move out!" W-Mario shouted.
"Roger!" the other members responded. Led by W-Mario, they ran out of the alleyway at blinding speeds and into public light.
"Woah! It's the Wonderful 10! They're here to save us!" An onlooking goomba said.
"Get out of here, and get somewhere safe!" W-Marth shouted. The goomba quickly nodded (with its whole body) and rushed towards the stadium. Meanwhile, Zeuszilla was drawing closer and closer to the Smash-City wall. The last line of defense. The other smashers could be seen trying to stop Zueszilla, to no avail.
"Team! If he breaches the wall, we're done for!" W-Mario said. "We have to stop him! Unite up!"
"Roger!"
The Wonderful Ones rushed up the wall, and jumped off the edge. Midair, Wonder-DK yelled out "Ook," which roughly translates to "Unite Rocket Barrel," in English. Instantly, they formed a giant barrel, which DK rode right into Zueszilla.
"Gwarrrrrghh!" The giant monster roared.
"It's no use! It did not affect him at all!" W-Falcon yelled. "But this will!" He jumped into the air. "Unite Falcon Pawnch!"
Now, while a Falcon Punch made out of other people would usually kill a man just by looking at it, it merely made a crack in this monster's shell.
"What? It's gonna take a million of these to do anything!" W-Falcon said desperately.
"Let's try this!" W-Marth said. He struck a pose. "Nothing can withstand the might of my blade!" Another pose. "I cut precisely and strongly!" One last pose. "I am... Wonder Marth! Team! Unite Sword!" They formed a giant sword, in which they cut the monster across the face. The monster shrugged, and swatted them out of the air.
"Nothing's working..." W-Mario said desperately.
"Uh oh! He's attacking us now!" W-Peach yelled. The monster bared its teeth at them, and scooped them up. Throwing them into the air, it leaned back and opened its mouth wide.
"Unite Umbrella!" W-Peach yelled. A giant parasol was formed, and the Wonderful 10.1 floated away from the snapping koopa.
"Good thinking!" W-Link gasped. "Just... please don't hold on so tight next time..." He rubbed his sides. "Why did I have to be the handle of the umbrella?"
Zeuszilla turned around, and opened its mouth again, and along stream of fire flowed out, coming right towards them.
"Team! Wonder Jump!" W-Mario and the other ones jumped one thousand feet into the air, dodging the fire and landing on a nearby warship.
"Unite Whip!" W-Samus yelled. W-Samus swung a giant whip around, clearing the ship of enemies.
"Wait... I've seen that flag somewhere before..." W-Mario gasped. "This is the flag of..."
"Bowser?" W-Peach said.
Suddenly, Bowser's voice rang throughout the sky. "Ah! I see you've figured it out..."
"The voice! It's coming from Zueszilla!" W-Link shouted.
Both the Wonderful 10.1 and the rest of the smashers could only watch in awe as the monster's head opened up, revealing Bowser, Bowser Jr., the koopalings, and Ganondorf, who seemed to be at a control panel for the monster.
"Zueszilla is a robot?" W-Mario gasped.
"Hahaha! Not originally." Bowser laughed. "He's was destroyed in your last battle with him. But not completely. I built new body parts for him, making him invincible!"
"What?" W-Mario yelled.
"Yes! And now... I'm getting revenge on you, and all of Smash-City!" Bowser yelled, laughing maniacally.
"Revenge? Is that all?" W-Mario asked. "Revenge is not worth innocent lives! Nothing is!"
"Ah, but you forgot. I'm evil." Bowser said. "And you don't even know what it's like! I kidnap Peach in hopes that I'll become king, but she doesn't even bat an eye on my direction, no matter how much I be nice to her!"
"It's because you're ugly!" W-Marth shouted. "And a poopy-head!"
"Is that really the best insult you got?" W-Link asked.
"Bah. It doesn't matter. In a couple minutes, Smash-City's holographic shield will be destroyed, and I will claim victory! As we speak, my ships are pounding the shield with cannonballs! It's only a matter of time now!"
"Argh!" W-Mario said. "It's hopeless..."
"No!" W-Fox yelled. "It can't be!"
"Falcon-No!"
"Looks like we lost..."
"Heh..." W-Link said. "C'mon guys, stop it!"
"What?" W-Mario asked. "What do you mean?"
"The whole 'hopeless' act? It gets boring quick." W-Link replied, leaning against the ship's railing. He looked at W-Marth.
"B-but... This isn't an act..." W-Palutena muttered.
"Hah! You guys are funny." W-Marth scoffed at them. "Don't you remember who we are? We're the Wonderful 10.1! We've stopped a volcano eruption, a tsunami, and an alien invasion, all before breakfast! It's completely illogical for us to be, what was it? Hopeless?" W-Marth signaled to Mario.
"Oh, right!" W-Mario said. "We've faced impossible odds before. It's what keeps it fair for the other side! Now, let's stop waiting for our destruction and bring the fight to them!"
"Yeah!"
"Go Mario! Go Link! Go Marth!"
"They're so dreamy..."
"Um, Fox? Did you seriously just say that?"
"What? That wasn't me! That was DK!"
"Ook!"
"Alright, guys!" W-Link yelled. "Unite Hookshot!" He swung from ship to ship, taking out each ship in seconds.
"Looks like we've thinned them out enough! Now... Unite Bow!" W-Link unleashed a storm of light arrows astound the entire ship fleet, completely destroying the entire army.
"No! You can't do this!" Bowser yelled. "Zueszilla! Get them!"
Bowser and his gang disappeared underneath the armor (or armour, depending on where you're from) and Zueszilla soon came back to life. It charged at them, claws drawn and fire sputtering from its back. It raised its back towards them, and all of the pipes started blasting Banzai Bills nonstop towards them.
"Ook! Ook Ook!" W-Donkey Kong ooked. The team assembled a rocket barrel, in which Donkey Kong entered. He bobbed and weaved towards through the barrage of bullets. He soon reached the back of Zeuszilla, where the Rocket Barrel was disassembled. They climbed onto the back and ran up it towards the head.
"The head's the weak point!" W-Mario yelled. "Attack it with all you've got!"
"Gotcha! Unite Sword!"
After a barrage of slashes, W-Fox yelled, "Unite Blaster!"
Then, "Unite Bow!"
"Unite Parasol!"
"Unite Whip!"
As the onslaught of unite weapons weakened the head, Zueszilla started to lose power.
"On last hit should do it!" W-Falcon said. "Alright! UNITE FALCOOOOOOONNNN PAAAAAWWWWWNNNNCCCCHHH!" An earth-shattering punch was delivered on the head, shattering it instantly. Without a source of power, Zueszilla fell to the ground, powerless.
Using Unite Parasol, the Wonderful 10.1 landed safely next to the burning rubbish. The rest of the smashers were waiting for them there.
"We... We did it!" W-Fox yelled.
"Finally... Now I can go home and continue working on my projects..." W-Samus said.
"Wow! The Wonderful 10.1 did it! I wish Mario was here to see this!" Luigi said.
"Alright team." W-Mario said. "Mission acc- huh?" In the corner of Mario's eye, he could see Bowser, Ganondorf, and the rest of them climbing out of the wreckage. "Uh oh. Team! We're not out of the woods yet!"
"Argh! I will destrooooooyyyyyy yooooouuuuuu!" Bowser yelled. "Unite Bullet Bill!" Bowser, Ganondorf, Bowser Jr, and the koopalings transformed into a giant bullet nil and does towards the Wonderful Ones, knocking them on their feet.
"What? They can use Unite Morphs too?" W-Marth gasped. "This is bad!"
"It looks like we've got no choice but to fight them!" W-Mario said. "Team! Prepare for Battle!"
"Roger!" As a group, they charged toward Bowser's gang. "Unite Sword!"
Ganondorf stepped up, looking unimpressed. "Unite Sword." He growled.
The two unite swords clashed into each other. They started an exchange of parrying, blocking, and predicting each other's attacks. Eventually, Ganondorf gained an opening, shattering Marth's Unite Sword in a single blow.
"Great... Now if I was handling the sword, things would've ended differently." W-Link said.
Marth scoffed. "Shut up."
"Hahaha! Is that really the best you can do?" Ganondorf laughed. "Pathetic."
"Looks like we'll have to use a different angle of attack!" W-Mario yelled. "Unite Fire Flower!"
A giant hand was formed, which started hurling fireballs at Bowser's team. However, Bowser's team just transformed into a hand themselves. It caught the fireballs and threw them back at the Wonderful 10.1.
"Ah, I'm on fire!"
"My hair!"
"Oh darn."
"Hold me, Marth!"
"No, Captain Falcon, I will not hold you."
"Hahaha! Nothing will destroy us!" Bowser yelled.
"It's no use!" W-Mario gasped. "Anything we can use, they can use too!"
"No... There is one thing we have that they don't!" W-Link said. He jumped up and threw Cookie into the air. "Unite Cookie!" They huddled together and formed a giant cat that closely resembled Cookie the cat.
"What the heck?" Ganondorf exclaimed.
"A cat? What's that gonna do against us?" Bowser taunted.
"Just wait!" W-Link answered. "Mario! Lead us to victory!"
"Uh, right!" W-Mario yelled. Taking his seat atop the cat, he raised his fist into the air and yelled "Charge!"
The cat charged forward and swatted Bowser and his team a clear fifty feet back.
"Ouch! Why you little..." Bowser growled. "Unite Fireballs!" Fireballs started flying towards the giant Cookie, but the cat simply dodged them.
"Er... Unite sword!" Ganondorf yelled. The sword was thrust at the cat, but it was blocked by the cat's claws and was destroyed.
"In the name of all the residents of Smash-City, and for all those who were harassed by you before... You are under arrest!" W-Mario said triumphantly. They turned into a Unite-Yarn and tied the villains up while they were stunned.
"It's finally over..." W-Palutena whispered. She high-fived W-Fox and started doing a victory dance. The sun was setting on the horizon, and it was getting dark quick.
"I can't believe we did it!" W-Mario cheered. "Thank you, Wonder-Cookie!" Cookie just meowed at him and then jumped into Peach's and Link's arms.
"Wow, they truly are amazing..." Ike said, watching the Wonderful Ones celebrating. "I wonder if we'll ever find out who they are."
"I doubt it." Lucina replied. "Hey, where's Marth? He's missing the Wonderful 10.1!"
Ike shrugged. "No idea. Why would he just disappear like that...?"
"I have no idea."
"Yeah, me neither."
"Well... Now that that's all over... Who wants to celebrate at the pub?" W-Mario asked.
"Sorry. No time." W-Fox said, who just got off his communicator. "We're needed down in Capcom-Land."
"Alright... Team! On to the next mission!"
"Roger!"
"And just like that, they disappeared, without so much as accepting a thank you from the mayor. Eventually, the ten smashers, including you, who were also reported missing eventually reappeared, right after the Wonderful 10.1 saved Capcom Land. It almost seems like the two are related!" Lucina said, recalling the events from a few days ago to Link with shining eyes.
Link just chuckled and petted Cookie. "Yeah. Almost..."
The End.
A/N: It's actually really hard condensing a story like this into one chapter. I wanted to do more, but I also want to move on to other ideas of mine. Maybe one day I'll write a whole story dedicated to this, but I already have so much more story ideas lined up...
It's a hard life being an "author." I put quotations because I hardly qualify as one.
Either way, I hope this has introduced some of you to a new video game that's really epic!
Until next chapter!
