Guest:

I dare the author to redirect all asks for Sans to Alphys, all asks for Papyrus to Undyne, and I dare everyone to take a bath in some MTT-brand Bishie Cream *Fills up a GIANT tub with MTT-Brand Bishie Cream.

Usf: uhh okay, and is this stuff from the origional Undertale universe? because this universe's equivalant would be NTT-brand Rad Juice. *Jumps in anyways, despite being a robot and possibility of short circuting*

Everyone else, except for the fire elementals jumped in. After seeing how Usf wasn't short circuting, NTT felt it was safe to also jump in.

Monsieur A:

Alchemy grabbed Frisk by the collar of their shirtt and turned them to face him, barely lifting the child off the ground do to his stature. The Portal Master's jaw unhinged to show two rows of sharp teeth, his eyes glowing a dark crimson as he cackled "NYAH HAH HAH HAH! DROP THE KNIFE OR LOSE YOUR LIFE, DREEMURR!"

Frisk: *Despite being incorporeal, couldn't phase out of grip.* This is why I hate humanity, everyone is soo quick to judge and nobody accepts you for who you are. Also, I'm not holding a knife.

Asgore: Please put my child down...

Frisk: It's okay dad, really... I'm incorporeal, so physical attacks shouldn't hurt me

Chara: Please... they're good, I know it!

Papyrus: listen, alchemy, their LOVE is still at one-

Frisk: *Interrupting* That's only because I am here in a visible form, using Chara's Determination. I can't keep this visible form up for very long, an hour a day at most, after that, I can only interact with the world by narrating. In game, I have to stay true to the storyline, but outside the game I can narrate how I feel...

Fate:

Undyne, what was in that brownie? Alphys, I want to actually get on this video, Chara, snap out of it! We love you! *Thinks* I love you...

Undyne: W-well err... to find out what was in that b-brownie Papyrus ate I-er... I-uh... have to test the c-chemical composition and...

Papyrus: or... i could just tell you what was in that brownie... which is a drug that is illegal by the human laws, but is legal according to monster laws, tori'ld kill me if i had something that was against her laws.

Toriel: Excuse me, Papyrus, it is Queen Toriel to you.

Papyrus: as I was saying, it is a chemical compound that when mixed together makes crystal meth, only when ground into fine powder, it looks exactly like icing sugar, it does some weird stuff to humans, but to us monsters, it is just a flavour additive.

Alphys: How the HECK am I supposed to know that!? Ask Undyne, that nerd really knows her stuff, though it is saddening to find out Anime is not real.

Chara: Oh, I think you meant Frisk,-

*Realising you meant me fills you with Determination.

Guest:

I dare Frisk to explain WHY THE HECK ARE THEY EVIL, NEITHER CHARA NOR FRISK WERE EVIL IN CANON!

Chara: Really, alot of people view the origional me as evil though...

*You read my previous explanation and wonder if it's really a crime to hate humanity

Zach:

*Hugs Chara/ Frisk, keeping them from stabbing* C'mon Frisk! Don't do this! You can be better... we can get you a real body... and get Temmie a soul... just please... don't do this. I care about you two too much to let you do this.

Chara: *Hugs back* Frisk can only stay in a physical, incorporeal form for a limited number of time

*Is it really a crime to hate humanity?

Temmie: Tem wants all the soulz! *Ebil grin*

Chara: NO! Bad Kitty! *Sprays Temmie with water.

Temmie: hissssssss

Frisk: *Wavering in and out of physical form.* I guess not all humans are bad...

Chara:* Exhausted* Please stop... you'll drain us both...