Fate:

So... what happened to Alchemy? That little... *is about to swear but remembers not to* idiot better not be here still.

Frisk: *Grumbles* Better not jynx it...

QueenKara671:

Since I like experiments, I'm going to put a cup of coffe right here. And one here, and one here... *Continues for about an hour* Do what you will.

Undyne: Just what I needed. *Empties about seven of them* Interesting, quite addictive. *Starts talking Japanese*

Alphys: Undyne, what the heck are you saying!?

Undyne: Doiu imidesu ka? Watashi wa seijo ni hanashite iru!

Translation: What do you mean? I am talking normal! (I used Google Translate)

Sans: *Goes for a cup*

Papyrus: *Stops him* bro? remember what happened when you tried muffet's coffee?

Undyne: *Curiously* Naze San-san wa kohi o motte inai nodesu ka? Izen ni nani ga okotta nodesu ka?

Translation: Why can't Sans have coffee? What happened before? (Using google translate)

Papyrus: *Reading the subtitles as Undyne speaks* huhhhhh sans went ballistik and fought everyone in snowdin, that was after one sip. i fear what would happen if he had... a cup...

Sans: *has finished a cup of coffee* FITE ME HUMANS, I AM THE GREATEST SKELETON EVER MWEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEEHEHEHEHEH! *Sends bnes flying in every single direction.*

Only Frisk, Chara and Papyrus were able to dodge, all the other monsters cannot dodge.

Monsieur A:

*Alchemy kicks Frisk in the ass* Bite me.

Frisk: Though I'm not a fan of cannabalisim, I will do as you say *Bites Alchemy*

Chara: Friiiissssskkk, I'm not sure that's what he meant.

Frisk: But... he said 'Bite me' doesn't that mean chomp into his flesh?

Chara: *Facepalms*

Asgore:*Pleading* Please forgive Frissk, they've never really been able to understand metaphors, so they take things literally and they're quite obedient.

usf: i think that's because, they always have to do what the player tells them to do... *fourth wall breaks.*

Zach:

*Bites alchemy and gets flung into a wall, getting knocked out*

*Later after waking up.*

Hmm... where am I? Frisk! Chara! You two alright? I didn't wwant you two to get hurt... sorry for worrying you guys... *Blushes when hugged*

Monsieur A:

*Alchhemy looks down at Zach biting into his arm aand throws him into a wall. eyes blazing scarlet, the Portal Master starts wailing on Zach. Somebody stop him please!*

Undyne: Watashi wa Zach ga Frisk no yona metafa o enai to omou.

Translation: I guess Zach doesn't get metaphors, like Frisk. (I used google translate)

Chara: We're fine.

Frisk: Hang on... I thought Alchemy told me to bite him and not you?

Anonymous:

Hey everyone, I have a question. How do you get someone to like-like you?

Chara: They need to see the real you, Just be yourself, the right person will be interested.

Frisk: Flirt with them.

Sans: *Still hyper* YOU CAPTURE THEM AFTER A GREAT BATTLE MWEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!

Papyrus: give em food.

Toriel: *Looks away in shame* Don't do what I have done, that is my biggest regret.

Asgore: That was in the past, we're free now, aren't we? We have our children back.

Undyne: Anata ga suru hitsuyo ga aru baai wa, nanika o tsukuru, uso o tsuku. Karera ga anata no tame ni ochitara, yukkuri to karera ni shinjitsu o kowashite kudasai.

Translation: Make something up, lie if you have to. Once they fall for you, slowly break the truth to them. (Using gooogle translate.)

Monsieur A:

Excuse me for one second. *Alchemy punhes Zach in the stomach really hard.