Disclaimer: This is a parody inspired by the works of and Man of Action. All characters that I have not created or borrowed from other sources are theirs. This is a Fan fiction and not meant to violate the rights of those who own the rights to the or Ben 10 Series. I have no money and therefore not a good suing target. Thank you very much.
To Seek Out and Be New Life...
Chapter One
Worf was looking through the playlist, for lack of a better word, which was held by the device on his wrist. The device which allowed him to change his DNA into any number of alien life forms. Which he had transformed into before Doctor Crusher, so it was good fortune the sixty foot alien he had turned into had been the first he turned into on the planet.
Tactics, front and centre in his mind, allowed him to analzye the combat benefits of each form. He had tried to save the obvious warriors for last in his transformations, starting with the more... exotic ones first. The final one was a tiger like alien which had spines on it's wrists.
One the device was trigger, Worf felt himself changing into the other life form, this time he could feel his mind changing as well. Soon he was a huge tiger humanoid, but it seemed like it was harder to... you know... think and junk. As his transformation finished, he let out a roar.
"So Worf, how do you feel? Any major changes?" asked Doctor Crusher as she scanned the alien with a tricorder. Captain Picard was there as well, as was Lieutenant Commander Data.
"Let me tell you something, Doctor Beverly Crusher, I'm feeling annoyed. I hate having doctors looking at me. Seeing a doctor means being wounded or being sick, and a Klingon or whatever I am now does not get sick. And if we get wounded we suck it up and get over it." said the tiger-man as he began to growl.
"I am getting a clear reading. This alien seems to have durable body make up and enhanced strength. Obvious claws and teeth. The brain seems to have low capacity for complex thought as well as massive amounts of a counterpart to Testoterone. From what I can tell it makes this one massive strong, but also extremely aggressive, even more the regular Klingon aggressive tendancy." said the Doctor, which made Worf think for a few minutes.
"You're saying I'm dumb, Doctor Beverly Crusher? Let me tell you something, I'm smart enough to kick anyone's butt. And Klingons are the most aggresive race in the universe, and anyone who says different is getting a knuckle sandwitch." said the alien, as he moved forward while everyone else turned back.
"Mr. Worf, I think it would be best for you to turn back into your original form." said the Captain as the strange alien grumbled and hit the device. Worf soon became a Klingon again as he was grateful he had discovered the reversion command on the device.
"I apologise for my remarks, it appears that last alien form alter my mind as well as physical form. The strength of that form seems to be countered by it's lack of intelligence and tatical skills. Any successful battle plans using this alien would require careful planning ahead of time to avoid any problems. It is not the most subtle of forms. Still, it would be interesting to use in a tarq hunt.
I do enjoy the large growning reptiloid and the four armed humanoid. The elemental power of some of them were most... invigorating. Even if the creature of magma while nearly killed by the fire supression system, it's ability to control flame would be more... benefitial." reported Worf as he reviewed the aliens again. Twenty-eight different new unknown alien life forms with superhuman powers and abilities.
As a security officier, the ability to gain more combat proficient forms was handy in causes of dangerous offenders or unknown factors on away missions. Doctor Crusher had taken scans of the aliens and their DNA, while Data was making a scan of the device itself and it's unknown technology. The android was finishing up the complete scan of the device of all of it's transformation.
"This device seems to be of advance technology, more advance then anything we have come across. The power source it uses can have the potential if built up, like in a self-destruct sequence, to eliminate a galaxy or even the entire universe. We know the device is able to alter the genetic structure of the user while also holding some kind of clothing option for modesty for some of the species. Which suggest some kind of atomic manipulation to allow for changes of size, clothing storage and additional equipment needed for the aliens.
There also seems to be a universal translator which explains how Lieutenant Worf is able to speak his native language in all of these alien forms. The green liquid alien with the anti-gravity saucer would not be able to speak using sound vibrations from his appearance, which would beg the need for a universal translator. It seems to have limits since the blind canine like alien was not able to speak in a known language.
It also has a communication device which is able to link with our communicators, a few functions like our tricorders including the ability to detect and measure radiation, and even geographical observational technology useful in making maps.
I appears there is some kind of secondary function detectable from the tricorders. The gauntlet like device seems to have an algorithm which seems to be able to evolve the alien life forms." said Data, making his findings.
"Evolutionary Algorithm, can you explain in deeper details? Is it dangerous for Mr. Worf?" asked Picard, as the Klingon in question was most interested.
"The option is trigger by a manipulation of the device once in alien form, which activates the evoultion programming. The DNA is removed for processing. The process involves placing the alien race into a global civil war, then extending the war for thousands or million of years. The DNA is allowed to change and develop until the DNA of the best survivor is then taken and used for the evolved form.
This function seems to be meant for military use, yet it seems to be... unstable at the best. There is a 42.396 percent chance for the evolution programming to affect Mr. Worf, causing Klingon DNA to be place in the process.
There is also a collection aspect of the device. It seemed programmed to collect all alien DNA it comes in contact with. Which explains the flash and the temporary powering down of the device on beaming aboard the Enterprise. It has collected and stored known alien species, which Mr. Worf can also transform into.
Also I have a rough listing of the number of alien life forms which in the devices database, it extends beyond a million. Not adding the known species which have been added to the device.
What is most interesting is the device is more like a tricorder, rather then the main LCARs on the Enterprise. The device wirelessly uploads the DNA selected by way of a faster the light data stream. Even more interesting is the fact the pulse is traveling interdimensionally, which would mean the device is from another universe. How it arrived in this universe is uncertain." finished Data as Worf took in the information. Most distrubing was the idea of the creation of an ultimate Klingon evolving from the device.
Out of step with the universe...
Q was looking at the minor chaos he had started after a chance meeting with a being from another universe.
'Professor Paradox's little comment on the ultimatrix using hero was most informative. Didn't expect microbrain to pick it up. I was hoping more for Riker, that would have been more interesting. Perhaps in another universe I can use that variant.
It would have no effect on the android, but most of the other organic crew members would be interesting to grant this present to. The Galvin Mechamorph, just to see their reaction to that would be fun. Especially when dealing with the Borg and their nanoprobes, bio-mechanical nano-machines versus Borg nano-machines... more fun to watch. I should really get some popcorn for when that happens.' thought Q, as he looked at his modified Ultimatrix clone which he had created with his omnipotent power. Taking great glee with ironic link between the unlimited nature of his power and the name of the original DNA device.
He also pulled out a list of the villains and criminals within the original world of the Ultimatrix. With the idea of creating a counterpart or version of those foes in this universe to bedevil Picard and his dog. He also thought of notifying certain other powers in this universe.
'The Borg, the Cardassains, the Ferengi, the Romulans, the Orion Syndicate... even the Klingons would be interested in this device. Not as quick as most of the other chaos I like to use, but still so successful in giving a ride to mayhem. What to do next?'
