Chapter 1


Six years passed since the weirdest encounter Naruto ever had. During the past 6 years, his life was quite eventful, and Naruto somehow became the infamous delinquent of Konoha. He saved a girl, beat up few older kids, knocked out Uchiha Sasuke by accident, failed the academy 2 times...etc. Why can't he just be left alone for once?

Sighing, Naruto opened a door, signaling his entry to the class. As lazy as he was, being scolded by Iruka was more troublesome than waking up early.

Upon his arrival, he was greeted with a familiar sight, with Sasuke childishly glaring at him, Hinata fainting, Kiba cowering in fear, and Choji running out of the classroom in tears. The whole classroom itself fell silent upon his presence, and as he took a step, one kid stepped forward and knelt.

"Uzumaki-sama, good morning!" The kid's humble greet was quickly followed by the rest of the class, who reluctantly followed the kid's form. It was weird, but Naruto was used to it.

"Good morning." Mentally sighing, Naruto stoically went to sit on a random seat which happened to be right next to Hinata. The poor girl failed to realise this as she was yet to return from the state of unconsciousness.

For the past years, Naruto involuntarily made a name for himself as the "Flash Smasher Naruto". As ridiculous as it was, the story leading up to today was even worse.

After his incident with the three kids, Naruto kept having an encounter with the other kids who called themselves the ninjas from the Poopypants clan. The funny thing was, every single one of them knocked themselves out with the face plant on the ground, leaving the other kids to spread Naruto's consecutive victories.

The rumor said that Naruto is actually an elite jonin who was on par with the Yondaime Hokage, if not better in terms of the speed. Naruto still could not believe that the others actually believed this, but he did not bother correcting the fact, as it was troublesome. At least others finally left him alone.

Today is the last day for the academy, where the graduation test that gauge one's ability in various ninja aspects proceeds. I've been waiting for this day. Naruto gleefully thought. If I purposely fail the exam, I will be able to lose the attention and avoid becoming a genin, which is troublesome.

Soon, Umino Iruka and Mizuki entered the classroom, and the students were called down once at a time in order to proceed the examination.

"Uzumaki Naruto!" Iruka's loud voice voiced as Naruto's turn arrived at last. Grunting, Naruto stood up with bored face and walked into the room, under the fearful looks of his fellow classmates.

"Alright, let the test begin! As the final requirement one must fulfill to acquire the hitai-ite, the ninjutsu portion can be considered the most crucial aspect of ninja! Now, under 5 minutes, you are to perform the three basic academy techniques with a minimum requirement of perfect transformation, replacement speed of less than half a second and perfect clones with no less than three in number!" Iruka briefly explained before allowing Naruto begin.

"Henge no jutsu!" In Naruto's stead was a smoke which suddenly erupted. As the smoke disappeared, there was, Naruto, with no change at all! "See? I transformed into myself."

"Kawarimi no jutsu!" Nothing happened. "I swapped place with myself."

"Clone no jutsu!" Suddenly, the door opened, and three kids who disguised as Naruto came in the room. "Three clones of myself. See? Done."

"Indeed, amazing as always!" Iruka and Mizuki stood up and applauded as the tears of joy rolled out of their eyes, as if they are proud of what Naruto has done. "Naruto, we entrust our next generation to you!" Iruka's hand quickly searched the pocket and took out a gold colored hitai-ite. "Congratulations, Uzumaki Naruto, you pass! From now on, you can proudly call yourself half-genin!"

Damn it! Naruto cursed in his mind. I just want to fail the test, you morons! Aren't you guys going against the regulations?!

Sadly, he couldn't say it out loud in front of two chunins, and reluctantly accepted a hitai-ite. Dejectedly, Naruto crawled out of the academy, completely ignoring the admiration of the other students who were gazing at his shining gold hitai-ite.

Glaring at Naruto's gold metal plate, Sasuke abruptly stood up and brashly shouted, "who wants that urine colored crap anyway! You can keep it, teme!" He childishly pouted before running away with teary eyes. Everyone else thought, "who's this idiot and why is this guy in this class?"