Chapter 2
"Hmm...this year's graduates seem to be full of potential." Hiruzen nodded with a satisfied expression as he passed through the examination papers. "Although it seems that the expectations of the academy went down in comparison to the past...perhaps the change is necessary."
In front of Sarutobi Hiruzen were ten elite jonins, who were standing with their back straight as their gaze followed the examination papers in Hiruzen's hands. It was a day after the examination, and they were called for the distrubution of the newly graduated kids amongst them.
"Hokage-sama," Hatake Kakashi voiced, "I request that you place academy student Uzumaki Naruto under my education."
"Oh? And why so?"
"As you can see, I am the strongest jonin in Konoha, and the best deserves only the best. Since Naruto is the best, he deserves to be my student." Kakashi arrogantly stated, with his chest puffed up with pride.
"Don't listen to him, hokage-sama." Sarutobi Asuma stood up right after Kakashi's remark, while Kakashi a heated glare. "I secretly tested his nature affinity when he was asleep, and found out that he has a wind affinity, which only I can teach. So you should place him in my command."
"Wait!" Suddenly, the window crashed and an old and lively man with long, spiky white hair swiftly flew in. "Since I taught his fa-ehm, ehm, anyway, you should place him under me, cuz I can help with his Kyuubi problem."
Upon the sudden requests of the top three elites of Konoha, every people within the room were astonished. However, everyone heard of the legend of Uzumaki Naruto in the past 6 years, and it could be said that every jonin wished to take Naruto under their command.
Under the sudden pressure, Hiruzen's eyes gleamed.
"Well, I would like to ask you three to back off first. If you want to become his sensei, you must first take Uzumaki Naruto's sensei examination, which will be held tomorrow. First, let's sort out the other students." Hiruzen calmly stated, as he knew that it was practically impossible for them to give up on the privilege of becoming Naruto's sensei.
Accepting hokage's words, the jonins settled with choosing the other students first.
Naruto was swinging on the swing miserably, while watching the others interacting with their family. His eyes were red and puffy from crying.
"Why...I just want to live an easy life...why do I have to be a ninja!" He whispered to himself as he lowered his head. As he made those negative thoughts within his mind, Naruto felt the rage boiling within his heart. Abruptly, Naruto stood up and clenched his fist, with his face covered in absolute fury. "This is all your fault, Professor Poopypants! Today, I shall get my revenge!"
Naruto maniacally cackled as he slowly dragged himself to Poopypants compound, causing the others around him to shiver in fear. Literally every people around him could feel the cold sweats behind their back.
Poopypants compound was located right above hokage tower, that's right, right above. They were known as the strongest family within Konoha, even though most of the family are merchants. This is because of their technology which surpasses even the Yukigakure, the country widely known for their technology.
When Poopypants member goes out, he or she would normally bring the jet pack with them, due to it being the only way form them to enter and exit the compound.
"POOPYPANTS!" Naruto screamed in rage as he saw the compound in his eyes. "Come out, it's time for us to settle this long battle between us!"
In response to Naruto's rage filled scream, someone shot out of the compound with a creppy laugh. "Indeed, I was wondering when you would show up!" Poopypants currently had a rocket launcher in his right hand, and another one in his left. "I admit that you do have some skills, defeating all of our warriors in one go! However, this is your end, Uzumaki Naruto!"
Professor Poopypants blasted his rocket launchers in his left and right, and all of a sudden, Naruto found exactly 24 rockets flying towards him.
"Heheheheh, there's only 0.000000001 percent that you will be able to escape all of my rockets! You are screwed!"
However, Naruto seemed bored as he picked his nose and gazed at the rocket missiles. Astonishingly, the rockets all flew past him, with none of them hit!
"Hmph, is that all? Weak." Naruto gave a fierce glare at Poopypants before flicking his booger at Poopypants.
The flying booger landed on Professor Poopypants' face, which alarmed him in disgust. "Ewwww, get away from me, get away from me!" He wildly thrashed, and accidentally shot a missile at his compound.
BOOM! The whole compound blew apart, and around hundred members of Poopypants clan flew and smashed into the hard ground. The sudden explosion alarmed everyone in Konoha, as they quickly approached to see what was going on.
"Look! It's 'Flash Smasher' Naruto! Seems like he did it again!"
"Finishing Poopypants clan in one go?! Damnnn!"
"Hail Uzumaki!"
The street was in chaos as everyone saw the miserable looking Poopypants clan. Today, Uzumaki Naruto managed to pull out a win against the strongest clan of Konoha, all by himself!
"URGHHHH! Damn you, Uzumaki Naruto!" Professor Poopypants viciously screamed as his face was red in uncontrollable anger. Fuming, Poopypants took out a pistol from his sleeve and shot at Naruto in blinding speed. Naruto didn't even see the bullet coming.
However, while spacing out, he stepped on the piece of paper that somehow ended up in front of him and slipped. "Woahh!" While waving his arms, he simultaneously dodged all the bullets shot by Professor Poopypants like Neo from the 'Matrix.'
At this point, Professor Poopypants was cowering in fear, with his face pale white. "The speed of bullet was barely slower than the speed of sound! How on earth he dodge that!" He said to himself before slowly distancing himself from Naruto, who was dazed from the unexpected fall. "This is bad, I underestimated him!"
"Today, you win, but we will get our revenge next time!" Professor Poopypants screamed before bouncing away with the other clan members into the far horizon...
Sigh, Naruto sighed to himself as he realized what he has been doing till now. He suddenly felt so stupid, unreasonably verging into Poopypants clan just to ease his anger, it felt as if he was slowly conforming into this world...
"Anyway, I should go back..." Naruto slowly walked away in the opposite direction under the watch of countless gazes.
The legend of Uzumaki Naruto ascended to the whole new level, with his astonishing victory against the whole clan...
